Your Mom Jokes

~cornys~ · Apr 28, 2009 1:24 AM

Does anybody else find these unintellagable jokes stupid? (Not to mention great comebacks)

What do you guys think?

Spyro Volcanix · Apr 28, 2009 1:04 PM

I was teased a lot at school :-P, so I have quite a negative view to all 'ya mum' and 'ya face' jokes, and many more. And really, the people who use them are just trying to use them as fillers while they are thinking up their next joke, I have noticed this many times.
(BTW: you spelt unintellegable incorrectly XD)

ontels · Apr 28, 2009 3:18 PM

I think there funny especially when used in the right place and you really get the "burn".

Phoenix_Flyer · Apr 28, 2009 5:45 PM

It tends only to be funny amongst the lads. I have had a conversation on this with my brother though, they can be quite funny if they are timely, but there is such thing as an inappropriate time and the wrong place for it. There are also times when it can offend, and that just isn't funny, no matter what angle you look at it from.
There has been a time when one of my brothers 'friends' at school said 'your mum' to this Year 7 lad (he was about 11, for those of you who don't know the ages of the British school system) and he started crying, this lad thought it was funny, but it turned out that this little kids mum had died from breast cancer. It was horrible, and my brother and all his mates had a go at the lad who said it. Not because he said it, fair enough he didn't know, but he still found it funny even when the one he aimed it at obviously didn't.
That is why you have to be careful with things like this. You have to know when things are funny, and when you're just *bleep*ing people off. Even professional comedians who use jokes all the time know the limit, what annoys me is when people think they're funny but are actually being *bleep*s but don't know when to quit.

Swaffy · Apr 28, 2009 8:55 PM

Yes, they are immature and they annoy me. I don't feel like preaching
about it, though.

"Your mom ... is awesome."

Aceedwin · Apr 28, 2009 9:13 PM

Some people say sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. It's got nothing on your mom jokes though.

Heh heh, I kinda want to draw some kind of Comedy-o-meter.

ember_da_dragon · Apr 29, 2009 9:37 AM

your mum jokes are pretty immature

Erza · Apr 29, 2009 9:45 AM

theyre so stupid. theyre not even funny!!

spyroNcynder · Apr 29, 2009 11:06 AM

I hate them but I ignore them as well if someone is just trying to annoy me, even if they mean it that cant hurt me so there just wasting there time, and if I'm just playing around I will let him know then just do that for fun.(116)

ontels · Apr 29, 2009 4:58 PM

Am I the onlly person here who apreciates the fine art of your mum jokes?

Aceedwin · Apr 29, 2009 5:01 PM

At their best your mom jokes are decent, but the problem really lies in the fact that people just go "Your mum" here in London. This is incredibly tedious. It's died down now though to be replaced by "That's what she said!" Unoriginal, but hilarious nonetheless.

ontels · Apr 29, 2009 5:06 PM

I like saying "your Mum!" after someone says something that has nothing to do with it. Like if someone said "this place needs a table" I might say "Your Mum needs a table!"

Aceedwin · Apr 29, 2009 5:14 PM

Yeah that's the sort of thing I hate. Bad ontels.

ontels · Apr 29, 2009 7:56 PM

Your mom is bad! big_smile

~cornys~ · Apr 29, 2009 8:03 PM

(continuing last post)
in bed.... That's what she said.

Yeah those go around here a fair bit to. I don't much like them because I heard then about 24/7 for a month. sort of got old after that.

spyromaster330 · Apr 30, 2009 9:50 AM

They were going around my school alot at the start of last year but hardly anyone says them now. They are kinda annoying, but they don't really bother me unless someone goes over the top with them, like when people say Ya mum after everything.

Stormy · Apr 30, 2009 5:48 PM

No one around here uses them anymore. They're not really funny anyways.

midget_roxx · May 01, 2009 6:18 AM

Depends where u come from wink . I know ppl who still use your mum jokes just for being an idiot and not for insults. Everyone is over them so they're not really insults anymore. Now the latest one is "thats what she said" and *bleep* those can be funny

eg: "Man that guys sucks"
Rely: "Thats what she said" big_smile

Nightfall · May 01, 2009 6:00 PM

They don't offend me, but I do find them annoying. Not to mention cliche...

~cornys~ · May 02, 2009 1:50 AM

Everytime I hear one I lose respect of them... unless it's in a thread like this and then I'll let it slide.

Cesna · May 11, 2009 3:57 AM

Yo mama is so fat that jabba the hut said DAAAAAM.
snap

ontels · May 11, 2009 4:01 PM

Oh no you dident!

Spyro Volcanix · May 12, 2009 8:43 AM

Cesna wrote:

Yo mama is so fat that jabba the hut said DAAAAAM.
snap

Robot chicken.... anyways....
the worst one i have heard:
Yo mumma's so fat, she carries dollars in one pocket, and yen in the other.

I prefer pointing out the obvious:
Yo Mumma is Yo mumma (that is actually one i have heard XD)

Nightfall · May 12, 2009 12:18 PM

XD

Yo mamma's so stupid she got locked in Tesco and starved!

Yo mamma's so stupid that when I said, "Chilly outside" she ran out with a bowl!

Yo mamma's so ugly when she was applied to an ugly contest they said, "NO professionals!

Yo mamma's so fat her belt size is equator!

XD XD XD

ontels · May 12, 2009 4:10 PM

I had heard #3 but the others are hillarious lol.

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