Spyro Dare Show (also an RPG)

MM_12 · Mar 30, 2008 12:27 AM

Spyro: Hey everyone, an welcome back to the Spyro Dare Show!
Sparx: Um, Spyro... where is MM?
Spyro: Oh, you mean the Ex-Host? Well, Hunter and Red came back after a month spending time at Red's House...

*Flash back*
(A month later)
Hunter: *Punches red and runes like a maniac back to the dare show studio* YES! I AM BACK BABY!
Red: *Clutches his face where he's been hit* that was uncalled for.
*End of Flash Back*

Spyro: And so, they both helped me tie up MM and lock her in a closet when they came back*
Me: *From a random closet* [glow=purple:e374255b30]This is Child Abuse![/glow:e374255b30]
Spyro: *Shouts back* You're not even a child.
Me: [glow=purple:e374255b30]Fine, TEENAGER ABUSE!!![/glow:e374255b30] >_<
Spyro: Whatever, now, on with our first dare, and just to let all of my fans know, I will be the new Host. This is MY dare show after all.

NIce, now i dare you to have a guitar hero battle with Cynder in through the fire and the flames......

Spyro: Sorry, MM's not here at the moment, so we're gonna skip her.
Me: [glow=purple:e374255b30]JERK!!![/glow:e374255b30]

Ok, I dare Spyro to fight Ridley (Metroid Series)

(Yea, I had to look up on Ridley and do some research on him, so I apologize if I mess his character up or something)

Spyro: Sure, this'll be fun.
Ridley: *Randomly appears in a puff of grey smoke and Spyro and Ridley are transported in a fighting arena*
Spyro: *Stretches his front and back legs and gets in a vigoruos fighting stance*
Ridley: *Snarls* *Then he shoots a beam of Plasma*
Spyro: *Uses Dragon Time, runs behind Ridley, and uses his Fire Fury*
Ridley: *Recovers a bit and dashes on the ground, then he shoots missiles at Spyro*
Spyro: *Tries to evade but fails an gets hit deadly*
Hunter: Well, while our purple friend here gets *cough*beat up *cough* Lets go with the next dare.
Sparx: Hey! Spyro is suppose to be the host!!
Hunter: I'm his Co-Host

Fyrus: *growls*
Scorch: now.....i dare Spyro to.....do the Macarena.....with Fyrus, Cynder.....
Fyrus: oh (bleep)!!

*Ridley soon beats Spyro up an Spyro has bloody wounds all over*
Hunter: I'm gonna be nice, so...I shall cancel this dare. =p
Spyro: *Crawls towards Hunter and everyone else* Gee, thanks Hunter...

I dare Spyro to sit through the longest speech Volteer ever made.

Hunter: But this once I shall not cancel. XD
Spyro: You suck Mr. Co-Host.
Hunter: I know you do.
Volteer: *Starts talking randomly using high vocabulary that we can't understand and Spyro begans to have swirls in his eyes*
Spyro: Ow... @_@" My head hurts...

I also dare Spyro to fight back when Cynder attacks him.

Spyro: Wait huh!?
Cynder: *Flames him*
Spyro: *Tackles him*
Hunter: Ok, on with the next one.

Scorch: hmmm.....Fyrus.....i dare Spyro to battle Fyrus.....to the death!!

Spyro: Oh f-....
Fyrus: *Pounces on him and claws him more than 22 times*

*An hour later*

Spyro: Ow...why is it that everyone is torturing me?
Elora: Because its fun.
Spyro: Wow, you're such a good freind...
Everyone: We know. =p

Ok I dare Cynder to either forgive Spyro or watch Barney for 6 months straight (she can choose lol)

Cynder: O_O Er... FINE! I'd rather apologize to that stupid purple idiot than watch that show. >_< I forgive you Spyro.
Spyro: Thanks... *Faints*
Hunter: Will MM ever escape from the edible evil closet? Will me and Spyro take over the dare show permanetly? Find out next time on the Spyro Dare Show!
(Finally I continued, School has been evil with me, plus, welcome prince-Dari smile )

A Guy · Mar 30, 2008 12:31 AM

I dare Spyro to fly within range of AA weapons and get them to fire at him.

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Mar 30, 2008 12:39 AM

Scorch: dang....i wanted to see fyrus get pwnd!! next dare....i dare my bro, D-Scorch, to meet up with spyro and beat up spyro.

PS: D-Scorch has animalistic abilities, limited speech, so on...

Rurikredwolf · Mar 30, 2008 12:56 AM

Haha, Spyro got pwned. Anywho, I dare Cynder to kiss Flame in front of Spyro and go out with him for a day.

shade105 · Mar 30, 2008 2:50 AM

Spyro Im going to hurt you...... That is why... I dare you to live one day in san andreas (grand theft auto) in CJ's house..... and do what he does all day.... If not *starts pulling out lancer gun and revs up Chainsaw*

A Guy · Mar 30, 2008 7:21 PM

You are evil, Shade... but I like it!

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Mar 30, 2008 7:24 PM

LOL!.........*dies*

Cynder794 · Mar 30, 2008 7:49 PM

Primrose(dragon in the avvy): O.K- I dare Sparx to kiss Ember (on the lips) while wearing blue lipstick and a short red dress and then spank agent 9 with a paddle XD. I also dare Terrador to wear a frilly pink dress for a week XD

prince-Dari · Mar 31, 2008 6:45 PM

right I am going to be evil... Spyro i dare you to fight the Dark Master and all other baddies (gulp, crush, ripto etc) at the same time... smile heh heh heh...

shade105 · Apr 01, 2008 12:56 AM

Wow, that's bad.... well, you heard me Spyro *still has chainsaw revving*

prince-Dari · Apr 01, 2008 5:47 PM

Yeah I know.... lol this is going to be fun smile ...

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 01, 2008 5:52 PM

D-Scorch: hello, would you like to give me 5 dolla?!

Scorch: .....

shade105 · Apr 01, 2008 11:16 PM

So Spyro, you have no choice.......

Cynder794 · Apr 02, 2008 12:44 AM

Hey, do you know where MM is?

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 02, 2008 12:46 AM

sad no i dont....this was fun....:(

A Guy · Apr 02, 2008 2:59 AM

*A Guy finishes sharpening and polishing CJ's chain saw*

Hehehe...

MM_12 · Apr 03, 2008 11:54 PM

Sorry guys I haven't been posting latley, but stuff's came up and (once again) school got in the way, so if you can all bear with me, I'll be able to post before the weekend. (hopefully)

shade105 · Apr 03, 2008 11:56 PM

sweet, i can wait...................................................

Cynder794 · Apr 04, 2008 12:10 AM

I think this will be so worth the wait!
*pulls out camera ready to take pictures*

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 04, 2008 12:38 AM

I HAS A HAT!!!

LOL

Scorch: hehehe!!! spyro....i dare you to fight the Demon inside me!!!

D-Scorch: he means me.....you ready?! *bares his fangs and snarls*

MM_12 · Apr 04, 2008 11:24 PM

Spyro: Hey there everyone, and welcome back to the Spyro Dare Show!
Sparx: *snickers* Spyro, MM still in that closet?
Me: *From the closet* [glow=purple:556d8d70f1]Ya know, I can still hear!?[/glow:556d8d70f1]
Ripto: Well, no one cares.
Spyro: Anyway Sparx, to answer you question, yep she is, as you can already tell.
Me: [glow=purple:556d8d70f1]I'mma get ya Spyro! Ya better watch yer back, 'cause when ya ain't lookin' I'mma jump ya![/glow:556d8d70f1]
Spyro: *Mocks me* Ooooohh....my wings are shaking... Anyway, lets get things started with this first dare...

I dare Spyro to fly within range of AA weapons and get them to fire at him.

Spyro:.... *bleep!*
Red: Muahahaha! Allow me to do the honors! *Gets the AA weapons ready, and when Spyro is sent flying, Red starts firing at him like crazy* MUAHAHA! DIE YOU PURPLE DRAGON!
Spyro: *Barley dodges* HEY! Watch the wings! *Gets hit and crashes into Agent 9*
Agent 9: GET OFF OF ME! *Pushes Spyro off of him* I am not a landing pad!
Spyro: My bad!
Hunter: Now ladies and gentlemen, for our next dare!

Scorch: dang....i wanted to see fyrus get pwnd!! next dare....i dare my bro, D-Scorch, to meet up with spyro and beat up spyro.
PS: D-Scorch has animalistic abilities, limited speech, so on...

Spyro: Wait I'm the host! Don't I get a say whether I want to do a dare or not?
Everyone: Nope!
Spyro: You guys suck.
D-Scorch: *Appears suddenly and licks his face* Blood....
Spyro: O_O (Is freaked out arleady) S-stay away from m-me!
D-Scorch: *Growls very loud, hurting everyone's ears, then punces on Spyro maniaclly and claws, scratches, and swipes Spyro all over*

(Spyro is heard yelling "help" or "S.O.S." and we hear hard pounding and punches and deadly tackles)

Flame: O_O Shoot man, that's some baaaadd fightin' goin' on.
Hunter: Yea, thank God I am not Spyro. Anyway, our next dare is...

Haha, Spyro got pwned. Anywho, I dare Cynder to kiss Flame in front of Spyro and go out with him for a day.

Cynder: *Thinks* Hmm... this could be payback for what Spyro said to me. Besides, I'm way too good for him.
Spyro: *Crawls back to everyone while D-Scorch laughs triumphinatly and disappears in a puff of smoke*
Blink: That's freaky...
Hunter: You said it.
Spyro: *Sighs and tries to stand on all fours* What's the next dare?
Cynder: *Automatically kisses Flame on his lips infront of Spyro and everyone*
Everyone: *Has shocked faces*
Me: [glow=purple:556d8d70f1]Huh? Why is everyone suddenly quiet? Lemme outta this closet I wanna see whats goin' on![/glow:556d8d70f1]
Sparx: Shut up MM, do NOT ruin the drama...
Spyro: *Speechless*
Cynder: *Stops kissing Flame and smiles at him* Hey Flame, wanna go out with me?
Everyone: O.O" Oh....my....God!
Flame: U-uh.... s-sure! *thinks* Dang she's hot.
Me: [glow=purple:556d8d70f1]Dang it! I'm locked in a cold dark closet while everyone else is seeing drama... I miss all the fun![/glow:556d8d70f1]
Spyro: *Steam comes out of his snout/nose furiously*

Flame and Cynder leave the Studio to go out for the rest of the day while everyone is surprised and speechless

Hunter:.....well....today's been a big day. ANYWAY!

Spyro Im going to hurt you...... That is why... I dare you to live one day in san andreas (grand theft auto) in CJ's house..... and do what he does all day.... If not *starts pulling out lancer gun and revs up Chainsaw*

Spyro: WHAT!? What did I do to make you hurt me?
Elora: Oh please, is it really hard to figure it out? This isn't rocket science.
Spyro: >_> Leave me alone Elora. *Sighs* Fine fine, I'll do the dare. *Flies to San Andreas and goes to CJ's house. When Spyro barley enters the house, CJ throws him a pair of boxers.*
CJ: DO MY LAUNDRY!
Spyro: O_O"

*Back at the Studio*

Hunter: While Spyro is having his fun, lets go with the next dare shall we?

Primrose(dragon in the avvy): O.K- I dare Sparx to kiss Ember (on the lips) while wearing blue lipstick and a short red dress and then spank agent 9 with a paddle XD. I also dare Terrador to wear a frilly pink dress for a week XD

Sparx: NU-UH! FORGET IT DRAGON GIRL! You are just as worst as that evil she-Dragon!
Hunter: Sparx, just do it, besides, you are waaay better off than Spyro.
Sparx:... True... *puts on blue lipstick and kisses Ember in the lips*
Everyone: EEEWWWW!!!
Ember: YUCK! Gross! Get away from me you ugly wasp!
Sparx: Hey, DRAGONFLY! *Gets a paddle and spanks Agent 9's butt*
Agent 9: WT^&*^#$(*&#!!!! (Gets his laser guns and tries to shoot Sparx while chasing him)
Hunter: Don't think we forgot about you Terrador.
Terrador: *Grumbles and puts on a frilly pink dress*
Everyone: *Starts laughing, and Sparx is also laughing while he is frantically flying away from an angry Agent 9*
Hunter: Alright folks! Lets wrap this up with one last dare!

right I am going to be evil... Spyro i dare you to fight the Dark Master and all other baddies (gulp, crush, ripto etc) at the same time... heh heh heh...

(Meanwhile back at CJ's house)

CJ: Yo, where's my strawberry milkshake and that cake I ordered you to make?!
Spyro: Dude! I got claws and I don't bake! Hence I can't even make a (censored) milkshake!

(Suddenly, the Dark Master, Ripto, Crush, Gulp, and all the other villains show up at CJ's house ready to kick some purple bum)

CJ: O_O Dude, are these you friends?
Spyro: Oh *&^#$(*!!!!

(Back at the studio)

Hunter: Will Spyro live? Will Agent 9 get over that spank? Will Cynder fall in love with Flame? Why am I asking you all these questions? Find out next time on the Spyro Dare Show!

shade105 · Apr 04, 2008 11:35 PM

Yay, fun fun fun, ok here's my next one, i dare Cynder and Sparx to have a "monster" energy drink challange, the one that drinks less then the other get to wash Hunters feet..... YAY HYPERNESS!

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 04, 2008 11:36 PM

D-Scorch: *t* hahaha!!! how'd that feel Spyro?! *growls*

Scorch: ok bro....settle down...ok next dare is for.....bianca! i dare you to.....marry hunter, yep thats right folks, i said it loud and clear!

D-Scorch: *growls viciously* *t* let me at that purple (bleep)

Scorch: whoa! *trys to hold back D-Scprch* calm down!! ah!

Cynder794 · Apr 04, 2008 11:46 PM

Primrose:This is so fun!!! I now dare Blink and Sheila to do the salsa dance!!! And I'm gonna hurt you Moneybag's! I dare Moneybags to let all the Gaurdians fury him at once... heh heh heh

Rurikredwolf · Apr 05, 2008 1:18 PM

Ok...I dare Spyro to fight the corrupted Ornlu from the RPG (Yeah, I got the inspiration for this dare from SPYROtheDRAGON13.)

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