I HATE BARNEY!

CynderFan101 · Mar 20, 2008 9:28 PM

Hey I made up this new I Hate Barney song. You may recognize the first verses, but I added onto it.

I hate you, you hate me, let's tie Barnie to a tree. With a gun to his head and a knife to his back, BANG BANG BANG BANG Barnie's dead!

What do we do with the body? We'll stuff it down the potty! Barnie's off to the sewer and he smells like manure. Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! (Barney lovers notice Barney is gone) Hey! Barnie's gone! :devil: :dead hobo:

bmah · Mar 20, 2008 9:56 PM

Well guess what. A lot of parents hate Barney too because they're forced to watch it while they supervise toddlers and such. Got that in a fact book. >.>

A Guy · Mar 20, 2008 10:04 PM

You didn't rhyme at the end.

Doppelgangergang · Mar 20, 2008 10:22 PM

I hate Barney too! He always gets mixed up with Spyro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fZ1oLjy … re=related

Burn that Sucker!

dragon protector x · Mar 20, 2008 10:27 PM

Wow. Can u make up a I Hate Hanna Montana song? I would love to have one when ever i see her on tv or hear about a concert of hers.

Doppelgangergang · Mar 20, 2008 10:44 PM

Hannah Montana and Barney SUCKS! I hate to be a "forest critter" but really, the show is not entertaining now.

Misa · Mar 21, 2008 12:47 AM

Yes the purple dinosaur is scary

CynderFan101 · Mar 21, 2008 2:27 AM

Yeah, I don't really like like Hannah Montanna either. I don't like Disney Channel period. Bleh! Their shows are stupid. Especially those after the bell rings or whatever its called and phineas and ferb. The only reason I know anything about these shows is because the teacher turns on the tv at the end of the day, and she always turning it to Disney channel. <_< And I sit beside a girl who gets really excitited every time phineas and ferb comes on. She and her posse are always bringing those little stuffed animals(Webkinz or whatever) and playing with them. They are WAY too old for that. And naturally with me being a tomboy, I'd rather stick with Spyro and my artworks. <_<

Doppelgangergang · Mar 21, 2008 2:34 AM

I like the Disney channel because:

They aired American Dragon: Jake Long which is the spark for my fond of dragons. Without whom, I never played Spyro and you will never see me.

I am still a kid at heart. A Light hearted one. I guess. smile

Antr the Rolf · Mar 21, 2008 2:42 AM

I am no fan of Barney..I OULD FIND WHOEVER MADE HIM AND PUSH HIM OFF A CLIFF..and BANG BANG BNANG!XD

Nice on CynderFan101XD

Also I like Vanessa an Huges!:cool:

bmah · Mar 21, 2008 8:55 AM

Disney Channel = sucks

Contains too much tween+real-life+girly girl shows like:
- Hannah Montana
- That's So Raven
- Hilary Duff etc.
- Suite Life
- any real life show involving girls obsessing over their vuitton purses etc.etc.etc.

RSpanner · Mar 21, 2008 9:05 AM

I HATE barney! I have never seen Hannah Montana before but i miss American Dragon, it has stopped on toonatick :'( i loved that show.

Reivan · Mar 21, 2008 9:07 AM

the real Kill barny song is.
I hate you.
you hate me.,
lets get together and kill barney.
with a knife in his guts
and a bullet in his head. sorry kids but barneys dead.
thats the real version rofl

Antr the Rolf · Mar 21, 2008 5:37 PM

I hate you
You hate me

lets go kill him..gives him herpes!
With a kinfe and a gun..
stuck to his head...
Let all kiiiilllll BARNEY!*Gun shots in backroung*

Rurikredwolf · Mar 21, 2008 7:43 PM

Haha, I don't watch TV, so I don't have to deal with him. Barney sucks.....a lot. I mean, my dad dressed up as him for my little bro's birthday.....I beat him up big_smile .

Antr the Rolf · Mar 22, 2008 3:49 AM

WHAT?!HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

cynderfan · Mar 22, 2008 5:38 AM

ugh i feel bad :sick: :barf: because of that purple son of a mother fumking jerk will a friggen lebo tied too his brain

RSpanner · Mar 22, 2008 4:30 PM

i might not be a hannah motnana fan but this did make me laugh
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=srUpzeIdm … re=related

Doppelgangergang · Mar 22, 2008 6:38 PM

I hate Barney! He's like so stupid dinosaur!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fZ1oLjyqEI

DragonPrincess · Mar 22, 2008 6:44 PM

My cousins friend made this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb7xllX … re=related

RSpanner · Mar 22, 2008 7:11 PM

OMG! look!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WIIylGt5PZk

DragonPrincess · Mar 22, 2008 7:16 PM

What did that have to do with Barney?Well it's funny,I'll give you that.

Misa · Mar 23, 2008 2:27 AM

Lol Barney hate club

That would be so funny!

I hate you, You hate me
Lets all kill Barney
Get a piece of Glass
Shove it up his a**
Now he's dead YAY!

Doppelgangergang · Mar 23, 2008 2:35 AM

Misa wrote:

I hate you, You hate me
Lets all kill Barney
Get a piece of Glass
Shove it up his a**
Now he's dead YAY!

LOL! Though the last line should be:
"Now he's dead and we rejoice!

Misa · Mar 23, 2008 2:42 AM

Yea! Thats awesome Doppelgangergang!

I hate you, You hate me
Lets all kill Barney
Get a piece of Glass
Shove it up his a**
"Now he's dead and we rejoice

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