ORANGE NAME GONNA BAN YOU ALL

Paranoia · Aug 13, 2015 2:28 AM

sparx

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 13, 2015 3:13 AM

paralegal your name is orange now

Paranoia · Aug 13, 2015 3:24 AM

i know, i'm spooked

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 13, 2015 4:48 AM

i keep thinking you're starry because i'm not used to having two active orange named users

thetruefan · Aug 13, 2015 6:40 AM

So it means you are a strange item?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 13, 2015 3:04 PM

it actually means he's an admin, in case you didn't know.

but if you did know, i guess i ruined the joke. i'll make up for it by talking about it ironically and putting [s ] [/ s] tags in my post.

Gekoncze · Aug 13, 2015 8:59 PM

bianca

Paranoia · Aug 13, 2015 10:34 PM

I'm not actually an admin, btw. Only given temp admin so I could change a username tongue

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 14, 2015 1:17 AM

i think Stormy needs to move to Reading, Pennsylvania. the town's name, despite looking like the word "reading" is actually pronounced like "redding". and since Clock-la and i always write her username as "Story" instead of "Stormy", she could just change her actual first name to "Story", and then telemarketers, not knowing how to pronounce the name of the city, could jumble over their words and start talking about reading stories.

sure everyone else on the planet, probably including her, would be very confused by this course of events, but it'll all be worth it.

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so somewhere along the way i just completely lost my train of thought here. i think it was somewhere around the time i started writing this post.

Paranoia · Aug 22, 2015 7:31 PM

the demotion D:

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 23, 2015 2:16 AM

read me a story

Paranoia · Aug 23, 2015 3:56 PM

read me a story

On a dark and story night, Paralegal was polishing the broadsword which he had received for becoming an honorary lord of Spyroforum. The cat emblazoned on the sword's hilt started back at him grumpily as he wiped away the blood and dirt from yesterday's spam battle. Pleased with his work as an admin so far, he could not have foreseen what happened next. They came in the night; Queen Story's guards busted down the door to his chambers, lifted him from the room, and began escorting him down the dank hallways of the castle. Passing paintings of Cynder, strawberries, and whipped cream made him question why he was even here in the first place. After a short audience with the queen, a decision was made. "Abuse of powerz!" the nobles yelled. He had done nothing wrong, yet they hated him. Just as quickly as it had happened, it was taken away - Paralegal was a lord of Spyroforum no more.

i cri evrytiem

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 23, 2015 8:52 PM

Paranoia wrote:

paintings of Cynder, strawberries, and whipped cream

LOL, that thing again

great story paralegal *falls asleep to the story*

on a related note, bedtime stories must be a rough thing to write. everyone falls asleep to your stories all the time. but on the other hand, it's what you want to happen. so..?

RangerOfIthilien · Sep 06, 2015 3:01 AM

Paranoia wrote:

read me a story
On a dark and story night, Paralegal was polishing the broadsword which he had received for becoming an honorary lord of Spyroforum. The emblazoned on the sword's hilt started back at him grumpily as he wiped away the blood and dirt from yesterday's spam battle. Pleased with his work as an admin so far, he could not have foreseen what happened next. They came in the night; Queen Story's guards busted down the door to his chambers, lifted him from the room, and began escorting him down the dank hallways of the castle. Passing paintings of Cynder, strawberries, and whipped cream made him question why he was even here in the first place. After a short audience with the queen, a decision was made. "Abuse of powerz!" the nobles yelled. He had done nothing wrong, yet they hated him. Just as quickly as it had happened, it was taken away - Paralegal was a lord of Spyroforum no more.
i cri evrytiem

hahahahaha I saw that

Also that story was DEEP man

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Sep 06, 2015 3:37 AM

RangerOfIthilien wrote:

Paranoia wrote:
read me a story
On a dark and story night, Paralegal was polishing the broadsword which he had received for becoming an honorary lord of Spyroforum. The emblazoned on the sword's hilt started back at him grumpily as he wiped away the blood and dirt from yesterday's spam battle. Pleased with his work as an admin so far, he could not have foreseen what happened next. They came in the night; Queen Story's guards busted down the door to his chambers, lifted him from the room, and began escorting him down the dank hallways of the castle. Passing paintings of Cynder, strawberries, and whipped cream made him question why he was even here in the first place. After a short audience with the queen, a decision was made. "Abuse of powerz!" the nobles yelled. He had done nothing wrong, yet they hated him. Just as quickly as it had happened, it was taken away - Paralegal was a lord of Spyroforum no more.
i cri evrytiem
hahahahaha I saw that

i didn't. awesome!

Stormy · Nov 15, 2016 5:27 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Nov 15, 2016 6:22 PM

NYAMORANGE NAME GONNA BAN YOU ALL

Paranoia · Nov 16, 2016 3:07 AM

Dang I used to be such a good story teller

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Nov 16, 2016 8:04 AM

i'll take over

unfortunately it's really late and i need to get to bed already OH MY GOSH I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO IN ABOUT 7 HOURS

oh well.

once there was a man. his name was Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. but his username on SpyroForum was Paranoia. one day Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch decided, "being a moderator is boring. i want to be an admin!" he drove over to (how are you related again?) anyway his relative Stormy (real name Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg) and he asked her if he could be an admin. Stormy responded, "THIS STOP SIGN IS AN OCTAGON!" Paranoia knew right then and there, that that was the end of the discussion. Stormy only got that kind of tone when she was really putting her foot down. disappointed, Paranoia drove back home. he was just about to go inside and relax, when he noticed a package sitting on his front porch. he went inside and opened it up to find - it was full of nyamos. he knew right then and there what he needed to do. he went onto SpyroForum and spammed nyamo everywhere, including "serious discussion". Stormy (aka Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg) was impressed by his spamming abilities and said, "i was wrong, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. here you go - you're an admin now."

Paranoia was conflicted, though - what should he do now? this would be a wonderful opportunity to overthrow the island nation of SpyroForum, an enemy of the North Korean government, whom he agreed to assist in the west, but if he did that, Thanksgiving would be really awkward.

what will Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch do? find out next time!

spoiler alert: he decides not to overthrow SpyroForum. goodnight.

Paranoia · Nov 18, 2016 3:13 AM

not your best, but 6/10 for incorporating past lore hunter

Stormy is my sister tongue Although this story was funnier because to drive to her house it would take like 6 hours and I just casually did it like it's nothing

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Nov 18, 2016 4:34 PM

i remember you saying it was a long drive. tongue yeah, why not? just drive 6 hours, ask her one question, she quotes a YouTube video without answering your question, just drive back home

Paranoia · Nov 20, 2016 4:40 AM

Lol, I will be making that drive in a couple days! Will be staying for 3-4 days tho for Thanksgiving weekend

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Nov 20, 2016 4:24 PM

Paranoia wrote:

staying for 3-4 days tho

THIS STOP SIGN IS AN OCTAGON

... oh yeah, Thanksgiving's coming up, huh? i've been so caught up in other stuff lately i haven't been thinking about Thanksgiving much.

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