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#1 Feb 22, 2016 2:39 AM
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Cheesy Jokes
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey."
The horse says "Sure."
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
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#2 Feb 22, 2016 3:13 AM
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
What do you call a three humped camel?
Pregnant!
I took that joke from the upcoming movie Zootopia though : 3.
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#3 Feb 22, 2016 11:10 PM
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Re: Cheesy Jokes
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
I have changed my username from Justin Long Fanatic to EricChristianOlsenFanatic, so Justin Long Fanatic is my old name on this site, and EricChristianOlsenFanatic is my new one.
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#4 Feb 23, 2016 4:43 PM
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pLEASE MAKE THIS END
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#5 Feb 23, 2016 8:40 PM
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What do you get when you cross a moose with a duck? A moosetake.
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
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#6 Feb 24, 2016 1:36 AM
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What has four legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull.
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#7 Feb 27, 2016 3:56 PM
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You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
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#8 Feb 27, 2016 4:10 PM
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Upvoted for using the word 'Fan'!
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#9 Feb 28, 2016 12:57 PM
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Question: What is Spyro's favorite game?
Answer: Don't fall into the Embers and don't get Flamed on your way up.
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#10 Mar 18, 2016 10:35 AM
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hahahaha i love this thread
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#11 Mar 18, 2016 10:19 PM
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My vacuum broke in the middle of cleaning and I can’t tell if the situation sucks or not.
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#12 Mar 18, 2016 11:28 PM
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My hoof is soggy from the warm water, mind if i cool it down a bit 
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#13 Mar 19, 2016 4:35 AM
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Two antennas met on a roof. They fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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#14 Mar 19, 2016 11:48 PM
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabbe
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#15 Mar 20, 2016 3:33 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get an egg omelette.
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
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#16 Mar 21, 2016 2:33 AM
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