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Flapjacks · Jul 27, 2015 7:38 PM

whatever- i'm not going to start an argument in spam

thetruefan · Jul 27, 2015 7:39 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

thetruefan wrote:
36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:
so i'm wondering. we know you like fans, but how do you feel about air conditioners?
Well, air conditioners are the fans' sons. I'm a pure race.

:^)

Steinar · Jul 27, 2015 7:59 PM

^ _ ^

Mr. John · Jul 27, 2015 9:20 PM

Fan evolved before he was a slice of bread loaf now he's a fan. Next his final evolution wil be a hot air baloon.

thetruefan · Jul 27, 2015 9:30 PM

And then the fans will slowly die off. The air conditioners have won the fight. Did they...?

I remember standing upon the piles of the hundreds of my kin's corpses. Broken, mangled and decaying fans. They are poor. They are weak. They need a leader. A mentor that will guide them trough the quest. I stood up, and felt the earth shaking below me. They woke up, looking at me. They saw the spark of lightning in my eyes, the desire to serve my kin.

I stood against the empty space in the quiet desert we are in. The fans quietly looked at me, as the massive air conditioner mothership flew above me. I had to dodge waves of hot and cold winds. We stood against each other, and blew winds. The winds fought against each other while in mid air. I collapsed as my wind got weaker, and the deadly energized wind wave came closer. As I confirmed my fate, something strange happened.

A few fans came and supported my wind. And more came. And more. After 30 seconds, all the fans helped me. Together, we defeated the mother air conditioner. I went up and cheered up the crowd as we ran down to our homes.

-Fan

Last edited by thetruefan (Jul 27, 2015 9:33 PM)

Paranoia · Jul 27, 2015 11:02 PM

I don't have AC, and I actually went out and bought a fan today. There is still hope sir

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jul 28, 2015 1:26 AM

thetruefan wrote:

And then the fans will slowly die off. The air conditioners have won the fight. Did they...?
I remember standing upon the piles of the hundreds of my kin's corpses. Broken, mangled and decaying fans. They are poor. They are weak. They need a leader. A mentor that will guide them trough the quest. I stood up, and felt the earth shaking below me. They woke up, looking at me. They saw the spark of lightning in my eyes, the desire to serve my kin.
I stood against the empty space in the quiet desert we are in. The fans quietly looked at me, as the massive air conditioner mothership flew above me. I had to dodge waves of hot and cold winds. We stood against each other, and blew winds. The winds fought against each other while in mid air. I collapsed as my wind got weaker, and the deadly energized wind wave came closer. As I confirmed my fate, something strange happened.
A few fans came and supported my wind. And more came. And more. After 30 seconds, all the fans helped me. Together, we defeated the mother air conditioner. I went up and cheered up the crowd as we ran down to our homes.
-Fan

LOL

this was great

thetruefan · Jul 28, 2015 7:43 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

thetruefan wrote:
And then the fans will slowly die off. The air conditioners have won the fight. Did they...?
I remember standing upon the piles of the hundreds of my kin's corpses. Broken, mangled and decaying fans. They are poor. They are weak. They need a leader. A mentor that will guide them trough the quest. I stood up, and felt the earth shaking below me. They woke up, looking at me. They saw the spark of lightning in my eyes, the desire to serve my kin.
I stood against the empty space in the quiet desert we are in. The fans quietly looked at me, as the massive air conditioner mothership flew above me. I had to dodge waves of hot and cold winds. We stood against each other, and blew winds. The winds fought against each other while in mid air. I collapsed as my wind got weaker, and the deadly energized wind wave came closer. As I confirmed my fate, something strange happened.
A few fans came and supported my wind. And more came. And more. After 30 seconds, all the fans helped me. Together, we defeated the mother air conditioner. I went up and cheered up the crowd as we ran down to our homes.
-Fan
LOL
this was great

I hope it was. I written that crap on my phone.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jul 29, 2015 4:03 AM

wow, that's a lot to write on a phone.

i also shared it with someone who isn't on this site (hope you don't mind) and they liked it, too.

RangerOfIthilien · Jul 29, 2015 5:21 AM

I was a fan of that

thetruefan · Jul 29, 2015 9:04 AM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

wow, that's a lot to write on a phone.
i also shared it with someone who isn't on this site (hope you don't mind) and they liked it, too.

:^)

Steinar · Aug 05, 2015 11:09 PM

Ok. This is pretty good news i have to admit.

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thetruefan · Aug 06, 2015 4:55 AM

casuals

RangerOfIthilien · Sep 06, 2015 2:47 AM

NEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSS

thetruefan · Sep 06, 2015 9:05 AM

MeeM

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