BRONIES!

thetruefan · Oct 21, 2014 10:52 AM

עברית שפה טובה.
Hebrew is great.
RWLRWLRWLRWLRLWRLWRLWRLWRLWRL

In 3 languages.

RangerOfIthilien · Oct 22, 2014 12:32 AM

Digimon
Digital Monsters

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 22, 2014 12:58 AM

thetruefan wrote:

עברית שפה טובה.

n2iv n9w n'72y.

Swaffy · Oct 22, 2014 6:38 AM

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 22, 2014 7:06 AM

And Rainbow Dashe said unto Fluttershye, As I sat in the boat with my band of men, I meant to perform to the uttermost what your people wanted or perish in the attempt, in the fiend's clutches.

And Fluttershye replied unto Lady Dashe, I will take this message, in accordance with your wish, to our noble king, our dear lord, friend of the Danes, the giver of rings. I will go and ask him about your coming here, then hurry back with whatever reply it pleases him to give.

Meanwhile, a thane of the king's household, a carrier of tales, a traditional singer deeply schooled in the lore of the past, linked a new theme to a strict metre.

To which Lady Dashe replied, "lolwut".

thetruefan · Oct 22, 2014 10:50 AM

[A lone RV is driving down a desert road. Camera cuts to the dash, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]

Sniper: "Boom, headshot."

["Meet the Sniper" Title Card appears. Cut to the Sniper as music plays in the background.]

Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, out of doors...I guarantee you'll not go hungry-"

[Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three pictures on the right of his mirror: an Engineer, a Heavy, and a Scout, - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not.]

Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."

[Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. The Demoman flails around, takes out his grenade launcher and fires in the air and then falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of barrels below and causing an explosion.]

Sniper: "Ooh."

[Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.]

Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- ye- Not a "crazed gunman", Dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's mental sickness!"

[Back to Sniper in the RV.]

Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."

[Cuts to Sniper climbing a tower. The Sniper now is waiting at the top of the tower looking through his scope.]

Sniper: "I think his mate saw me."

[A bullet strikes the railing under the Sniper.]

Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!"

[The Sniper takes cover as more bullets strike the tower.]

[Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.]

[The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Goldrush Stage 3, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.]

Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"

[Cut back to the RV]

Sniper: "Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."

[Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.]

Sniper: "Be polite."

[Sniper head-shots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro.]

Sniper: "Be efficient."

[Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.]

Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

[The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.]

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]

[Cut back to the pay phone.]

Sniper: "Dad...Dad put- yeah - put Mum on the phone!"

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 22, 2014 4:59 PM

thetruefan wrote:

[Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.]
[The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Goldrush Stage 3, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.]
Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"
[Cut back to the RV]
Sniper: "Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
[Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.]
Sniper: "Be polite."
[Sniper head-shots a Medic, a Soldier, and a sPyro.]
Sniper: "Be efficient."
[Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.]
Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
[The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
[Cut back to the pay phone.]
Sniper: "Dad...Dad put- yeah - put Mum on the phone!"

fixed.

thetruefan · Oct 22, 2014 6:10 PM

Thanks.

UpDownLeftWrite · Oct 22, 2014 6:18 PM

I love brownies, especially with chocolate chips...

thetruefan · Oct 22, 2014 6:51 PM

They are so delicious!

RangerOfIthilien · Oct 22, 2014 11:37 PM

and nutricious

Paranoia · Oct 23, 2014 3:24 AM

UpDownLeftWrite wrote:

I love bronies, especially with chocolate chips...

RangerOfIthilien · Oct 23, 2014 3:27 AM

Wasn't that what we were talking about?

Paranoia · Oct 23, 2014 3:29 AM

I mean I'm no fan of bronies, but no need to get cannibalistic fellas

RangerOfIthilien · Oct 23, 2014 3:30 AM

lol sparx

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36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 23, 2014 4:54 PM

Paranoia wrote:

I mean I'm no fan of bronies, but no need to get cannibalistic fellas

isn't KingLambda a brony?

Paranoia · Oct 23, 2014 8:38 PM

I worded that wrong. I'm ok with people who like the show, I just don't like it myself. tongue I don't know if he would classify himself as a brony or not though.

RangerOfIthilien · Oct 23, 2014 11:43 PM

I once would have. I have severely lost interest in the last year or so though

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 24, 2014 5:50 AM

friendship
friendshic
friandshic
frangshic
fangshic
mangshic
mangsic
mangic
magic

friendship is magic

Swaffy · Oct 24, 2014 7:17 AM

thetruefan · Oct 24, 2014 9:56 AM

Hell yeah boy

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 25, 2014 6:47 AM

whenever i see gold-colored wheels, this is usually my reaction.

Steinar · Oct 25, 2014 8:29 PM

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thetruefan · Oct 25, 2014 9:07 PM

Who's dat?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 25, 2014 9:38 PM

my least favorite of the mane six

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