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Prism · Jan 16, 2014 2:18 AM

Prism · Jan 16, 2014 2:42 AM

wert dah ermage ers gone D:

Giganoto · Jan 16, 2014 2:58 AM

Actually I'm a poofleblast but it's the cousin of said creature

Paranoia · Jan 16, 2014 4:59 AM

nerp is so gonna win the poll

Giganoto · Jan 16, 2014 5:09 AM

Of course it is

The nerp is a docile creature, choosing a new mate every 3 weeks. It repopulates like crazy, and are most commonly found living underground beneath starbucks. Their main diet consists of scones and coffee. You never see them because they come up to starbucks to feast at night, which is why there are less scones and coffee there than expected the next day. Nerps take the form of string, soft and bendy, coming in many different colours. Millions of nerps are brutally killed for your shoe laces.

Paranoia · Jan 16, 2014 5:12 AM

Ah yes, the elusive nerp. So enlighten me: who exactly harvests the nerp? And why only Starbucks? Is Caribou Coffee not good enough for the nerp?

Giganoto · Jan 16, 2014 5:15 AM

Paranoia wrote:

Ah yes, the elusive nerp. So enlighten me: who exactly harvests the nerp? And why only Starbucks? Is Caribou Coffee not good enough for the nerp?

Sketchers is common for harvesting nerp. Walking into stores like sportcheck you will see dead nerps as far the eye can see. It's a terrifying sight.

The nerp is terrified of caribou since caribou rhymes with achoo and they're scared of sneezes. Very sensitive they are, yes.

Paranoia · Jan 16, 2014 5:27 AM

Indeed, indeed. I should have guessed. What about the merbe? I've never heard of such a creature

Giganoto · Jan 16, 2014 5:34 AM

The merbe is the natual predator of the nerp, and little do you know you see it everywhere everyday. Because it is your pants. You don't know it yet but when you put pants on you're putting the creature on you. They say nothing as they take nutrients from our skin and use our warmth for protection.

Paranoia · Jan 16, 2014 5:45 AM

Guess I'm going pantsless from now on. D:

So you're telling me my pants feed off me as well as shoelaces? Something isn't adding up here. >:|

Giganoto · Jan 16, 2014 5:51 AM

Paranoia wrote:

Guess I'm going pantsless from now on. D:
So you're telling me my pants feed off me as well as shoelaces? Something isn't adding up here. >:|

I'ts a conspiracy i tell you! The clothing market is hiding this deep dark secret....and now...it is out there. We shall gather the torches and pitch forks and raid on them come dusk!

Paranoia · Jan 16, 2014 5:55 AM

Ready the carriages! We ride at dawn!

Giganoto · Jan 16, 2014 5:57 AM

We must save the merbe/pants and place them back in the woods! So they shall feast on the trees and not our skin! We will involve every rights organization known to man! *slams fist on table*

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 16, 2014 6:59 AM

DER FEUER DER DIE DRACHEN BRENNT UBER DIE ERDE

UNSER KRAFT IST IM EWIGKEIT

WIR SIND KRIEGER FUR GOTT UND FUR UNSER LAND

i don't know if most of that is grammatically correct.

Giganoto · Jan 16, 2014 7:02 AM

WAS IST MIT WAFFELIN???? (a german show was on yesterday, it just popped up while i was channel surfing and the guy just yelled in the other guys face and and)

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 16, 2014 7:42 AM

"what is with waffles"? ..

anyway lol

Prism · Jan 16, 2014 4:06 PM

ACK!!!! MUST TAKE OFF PANTS NOW!!!! OTHERWISE THE MERBES WILL GET ME!!!!

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 16, 2014 6:37 PM

Drachen habt nicht Hose

Stormy · Jan 16, 2014 7:03 PM

Meinst du, "Drachen haben keine Hose"?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 16, 2014 7:17 PM

düd, ei hav no eidia. ei kant spiek Chermen tu uell.

Stormy · Jan 16, 2014 7:43 PM

Haha, I actually read that in a somewhat accurate German accent.

Giganoto · Jan 16, 2014 8:41 PM

I picture all of you with the same german accent i don't know why

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 17, 2014 3:26 AM

i'm physically of German heritage/descent. i was born and raised in the USA, though.

Giganoto · Jan 17, 2014 8:42 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

i'm physically of German heritage/descent. i was born and raised in the USA, though.

Well...aren't you...mentally that way too o3o

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Jan 18, 2014 3:18 AM

i don't personally associate myself with any heritage or culture. i know my family is [of] German [descent], but i don't consider myself "German" or "American" at heart, if that makes sense

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