Skyrim

Aceedwin · Jan 04, 2012 5:36 PM

Skyrim. So I've killed about five dragons now. Once I've finished all the faction quest lines, my plan is to create 18 characters of random gender and race, and focus each one on a particular skill and then fantasise about them all forming some kind of A-team-like society. And then I'll probably either write fanfiction or crack my own skull out of shame, whichever comes first.

Swaffy · Jan 04, 2012 6:21 PM

Heheh. Good luck with that, you won't get very far.
Unless, of course, you animate it and make a spoof series on YouTube.

Clock-la · Jan 04, 2012 6:46 PM

Aceedwin wrote:

Skyrim. So I've killed about five dragons now. Once I've finished all the faction quest lines, my plan is to create 18 characters of random gender and race, and focus each one on a particular skill and then fantasise about them all forming some kind of A-team-like society. And then I'll probably either write fanfiction or crack my own skull out of shame, whichever comes first.

O-o ok...imma dark elf.

planning on getting a hubby.

Yes this will be a ManXman relationship.

Latias fan · Jan 04, 2012 7:59 PM

Aceedwin wrote:

Skyrim. So I've killed about five dragons now. Once I've finished all the faction quest lines, my plan is to create 18 characters of random gender and race, and focus each one on a particular skill and then fantasise about them all forming some kind of A-team-like society. And then I'll probably either write fanfiction or crack my own skull out of shame, whichever comes first.

Prepare to be disapointted by the faction questline in the game.

Aceedwin · Jan 04, 2012 8:12 PM

I'm a dark elf too. Been chilling in the Gray quarter.

Also, I think the guild questlines should have included a requirement to complete some of the radiant and minor quests in each guild.

Latias fan · Jan 04, 2012 8:14 PM

I'm an Argonion.

Neotyguy40 · Jan 04, 2012 10:14 PM

Ja'Khajiit

Clock-la · Jan 05, 2012 9:40 AM

Just got married. but Dueb to my bro's chillin with me I had to mary my guy to marry a woman :'(.

Latias fan · Jan 07, 2012 7:28 PM

Well I finished the Theives Guild yesterday in Skyrim.The Thieves Guild is my greatest disappointment in Skyrim. My very greatest disappointment.Why? Well, let me sum it up like this.So you join an organization in a video game called "The Thieves Guild." You may or may not have played a little known game, called Oblivion, which has a similar organization.What do you expect to primarily do in said organization?

A. Take part in daring heists from castles swarming with guards

B. Double cross and out thieve rival thieves

C. Pick the pockets of royals and nobles without being seen or heard

D. Battle your way through hoards of monsters in generic dungeons for generic treasure

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Aceedwin · Jan 07, 2012 8:15 PM

So my main savegame just got screwed, in that the Jarl of Markath, and dozens of random people now hate me so much they will attack on sight. I blame it on that Thalmar. Thankfully, I have a back-up, but I lost a pretty cool dwemer dungeon run and some other stuff.

Pretty sweet actually. Dwemer ruins are pretty tricky. I took down a centurion guardian without being detected, because there was no way my mage could take him on in single combat, or even with my companion's back-up. So I snuck around, softening it up with a few arrows before a sweet 30x damage backstab as it returned to patrol. All at level 16. Hell yeah, Dragonborn.

Clock-la · Jan 07, 2012 8:42 PM

Latias fan wrote:

Well I finished the Theives Guild yesterday in Skyrim.The Thieves Guild is my greatest disappointment in Skyrim. My very greatest disappointment.Why? Well, let me sum it up like this.So you join an organization in a video game called "The Thieves Guild." You may or may not have played a little known game, called Oblivion, which has a similar organization.What do you expect to primarily do in said organization?
A. Take part in daring heists from castles swarming with guards
B. Double cross and out thieve rival thieves
C. Pick the pockets of royals and nobles without being seen or heard
D. Battle your way through hoards of monsters in generic dungeons for generic treasure
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IF YOU ANSWERED D, YOU WIN!!!!!!

Serriously???? O-o...wow...

I just put the light out for this argonian w**** he told me the ships crew would be safe.

Turns out the crew was killed and his maraders betrayed me sad

Aceedwin · Jan 07, 2012 8:48 PM

You believed that guy? He was clearly the shadiest guy in the game.

Clock-la · Jan 07, 2012 8:54 PM

Well yes...I did..BUT HE WAS SO SARCASTIC AND STUFF I JUST THOIUGHT WHY NOT xD

Aceedwin · Jan 07, 2012 9:03 PM

What? He charmed you with his sarcasm?

That said, I've been fooled before. Some guy by the road needed help to get to his camp, and led me right into an ambush meant for people around triple my level. So I just pulled a "go-go-gadget Lydia" and ran away until she'd killed them all. Master tactician right here.

Clock-la · Jan 07, 2012 9:13 PM

Aceedwin wrote:

What? He charmed you with his sarcasm?
That said, I've been fooled before. Some guy by the road needed help to get to his camp, and led me right into an ambush meant for people around triple my level. So I just pulled a "go-go-gadget Lydia" and ran away until she'd killed them all. Master tactician right here.

:[ poor Shenzi.

Latias fan · Jan 07, 2012 10:09 PM

Clock-la wrote:

Aceedwin wrote:
What? He charmed you with his sarcasm?
That said, I've been fooled before. Some guy by the road needed help to get to his camp, and led me right into an ambush meant for people around triple my level. So I just pulled a "go-go-gadget Lydia" and ran away until she'd killed them all. Master tactician right here.
:[ poor Shenzi.

I know right. I mean who the hell uses Lydia? In the early game I use this wood elf you get in Riverwood. Who was a master archer than I ditched him for Jenaessa. A dark elf mercanary you get in Whiterun.

My party is consists of Me,Jenassa, Lucian Lachance,A dog, And two dremora lords.

Skyrims gets rocked hard.

Mr. John · Jan 07, 2012 10:53 PM

Really an amazing game Love it!

Aceedwin · Jan 07, 2012 11:23 PM

This was back when I was just going to the Greybeards. I like Lydia because she simply refuses to die. And because she can tank for me while I sling fireballs and miss continually. I prefer that old warrior in Whiterun's tavern who you brawl with. Or maybe that priest you meet in Dawnstar who is inexplicably awesome at everything.

Clock-la · Jan 08, 2012 10:06 AM

Latias fan wrote:

Clock-la wrote:
Aceedwin wrote:
What? He charmed you with his sarcasm?
That said, I've been fooled before. Some guy by the road needed help to get to his camp, and led me right into an ambush meant for people around triple my level. So I just pulled a "go-go-gadget Lydia" and ran away until she'd killed them all. Master tactician right here.
:[ poor Shenzi.
I know right. I mean who the hell uses Lydia? In the early game I use this wood elf you get in Riverwood. Who was a master archer than I ditched him for Jenaessa. A dark elf mercanary you get in Whiterun.
My party is consists of Me,Jenassa, Lucian Lachance,A dog, And two dremora lords.
Skyrims gets rocked hard.

Jenaessa IS MY WIFE big_smile

Latias fan · Jan 09, 2012 2:01 AM

Clock-la wrote:

Latias fan wrote:
Clock-la wrote:
:[ poor Shenzi.
I know right. I mean who the hell uses Lydia? In the early game I use this wood elf you get in Riverwood. Who was a master archer than I ditched him for Jenaessa. A dark elf mercanary you get in Whiterun.
My party is consists of Me,Jenassa, Lucian Lachance,A dog, And two dremora lords.
Skyrims gets rocked hard.

Jenaessa IS MY WIFE

Lol. My cousin has her as his wife too. I would probably marry her too but I don't think An Argonion marring a Dark Elf is really romantic. So I marryed Shavee instead.

Jackson117 · Jan 09, 2012 2:38 AM

What's going on in here....oh nevermind

Clock-la · Jan 09, 2012 5:22 PM

Jackson117 wrote:

What's going on in here....oh nevermind

HURRY KILL IT BEFOR IT DEVELOPS INTO SKYLANDERS!!!!!

Swaffy · Jan 09, 2012 8:17 PM

Hmm. So this is what Spyro looks like when he gets old.
Scary.

I actually think the Skyrim dragons look cute when they're sitting on the
ground. I saw a video, maybe I can find it ...

... Couldn't find it. But I found this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awm6lNOpGq8

Aceedwin · Jan 10, 2012 10:15 PM

They become distinctly less cute when you see their execution move.

Jackson117 · Jan 11, 2012 1:30 AM

I have a funny feeling that the Player will turn out to be Aludin himself or part of him via DLC.

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