Jokes!

Clock-la · Dec 19, 2011 11:52 AM

Furry fan just a word of advise, but should'nt you lay of the dirty stuff a bit more tongue I know u warned people so thats fine but you get point xD

Hwd45 · Dec 19, 2011 11:56 AM

Clock-la wrote:

Furry fan just a word of advise, but should'nt you lay of the dirty stuff a bit more I know u warned people so thats fine but you get point xD

Probably. Spyro is for all ages, so perhaps adult jokes shouldn't be in a forums site where there are plenty of 8-year-olds who shouldn't be hearing them.

Clock-la · Dec 19, 2011 12:01 PM

Well its ok since he spoilerd it, its just he should'nt make it a regular habbit tongue

Edit: Is it just me or has the JOKE topic made me seem like a real rule follower O-o

GLYgames · Dec 19, 2011 9:26 PM

On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!'

The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat. Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!' Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem.

The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.

The teacher suggested they try some biology questions... 'What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?' asked the teacher.

'Legs!' Larry immediately replied.

'What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?' asked the teacher.

'Pockets!' said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, 'Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!'

Stormy · Dec 19, 2011 10:22 PM

^ Lol, I like that one.

Clock-la wrote:

Well its ok since he spoilerd it, its just he should'nt make it a regular habbit
Edit: Is it just me or has the JOKE topic made me seem like a real rule follower O-o

Technically that stuff isn't supposed to be allowed at all, but I figure you all are mature enough to not click if you'd be offended or whatever.

So yeah, Clock-la, you've got the right idea: just don't go overboard with it and you're good as far as I'm concerned.

Clock-la · Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM

I herd a joke!!!
Skylanders got good revews!!!!!

NOW TELL ME THATS NOT THE FUNNIEST THING U EVER HERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

Latias fan · Dec 20, 2011 12:24 PM

Clock-la wrote:

I herd a joke!!!
Skylanders got good revews!!!!!
NOW TELL ME THATS NOT THE FUNNIEST THING U EVER HERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

Swaffy · Dec 20, 2011 3:49 PM

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Clock-la · Dec 20, 2011 5:53 PM

^ the cat makes the joke!!!

Hwd45 · Dec 20, 2011 7:32 PM

Swaffy wrote:

The bar man says 'Sorry, we don't server faster-than-light neutrinos here.
A neutrino walks into a bar.

Clock-la · Dec 20, 2011 8:12 PM

A bear walks into a bar and says

Hi i'd like a drink and

a bag of crisps.

To wich the barman respomds "hey why the long pause??"

Hwd45 · Dec 20, 2011 9:03 PM

Clock-la wrote:

A bear walks into a bar and says
Hi i'd like a drink and

a bag of crisps.
To wich the barman respomds "hey why the long pause??"

LOL! That's PUNNY!

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