The Offical Joke Thread

The Chickmagnet · Aug 11, 2006 9:02 PM

[glow=cyan:ecb57fb704]Post any Funny jokes Here[/glow:ecb57fb704]

Zekira Drake · Aug 11, 2006 11:05 PM

Ž Â· This seems to be in the wrong forum... I think.

Stormy · Aug 12, 2006 12:07 AM

Where do you think it should go? It seems alright right to me....

Zekira Drake · Aug 12, 2006 1:28 AM

Ž Â· I'm inferring that this thread may get messy... well, you know where it leads when the statement 'messy' or 'ugly' comes in place.

the sorcerous is fat · Aug 12, 2006 1:32 AM

i think it's perfectly FINE!! Itsa spam forum...u kan do or say anythin ya want...thats the hole point!! This place is supposed o get messy so that the other areas don't!!! simple :*bleep*in:

Zekira Drake · Aug 12, 2006 1:34 AM

the sorcerous is fat wrote:

i think it's perfectly FINE!! Itsa spam forum...u kan do or say anythin ya want...thats the hole point!! This place is supposed o get messy so that the other areas don't!!! simple :*bleep*in:

A FEW THINGS THERE!!!

1. This is the General Chat forum >_>
2. Yeah and I think this goes in the Spam Forum, like you said.

the sorcerous is fat · Aug 12, 2006 1:38 AM

OH YEAH!!!! *slaps head in frustration* i forgot about the fact that THIS ISNT THE SPAAMMY AREA!! ehehe...sorri guyz...im in ma own lil' world 2day...well...id hav 2 agree with artemis cauz...well i gess hes rite! this MAY *heed the word* MMAAAYYY get messy...but it mite work out ok wink mayB we should just C wat happens...

anyway...anyone gotta joke up their sleeve...cauz I DONT mad

ontels · Dec 22, 2006 12:34 PM

I cant beleve no ones put a joke ok here one spyro stile
spyro,flame and red are in a car and they crash and die when they get to hevan god says "you can do eneything except step on a pinck cloud so they go along and spyro steps on a pinck cloud and is straped to the ugliyest dragon ever and the flame steps on a pink cloud and same hapens then red steps on a pink cloud and is straped to the priteyst dragon ever and flame says "howd that hapen?" and she says "I stepd on a pink cloud"
LOL

dragonoftheflames · Jan 10, 2007 1:02 AM

Now that's funny. hahahahahahahaha. It's funny because Red's ugly, well he wouldn't be if the designers gave him a better looking head

DragonspiritPT · Jan 10, 2007 5:38 PM

I disagree, Red is cool.

Klone · Jan 20, 2007 9:48 PM

I'm not very good with jokes. I tend to lose heart of the joke halfway through. I'll give you an example:

'3 guys walk into a pub. One of them is a bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability...

I do have one joke that I find quite funny though. If you are blond(e), then don't read this, for it might offend you:

'Two blonde women and an old man are hanging off the egdge of a cliff. With one last stab at heroism, the old man says to one of the ladies "Ok, I'll lift you up, and then you lift up your sister. I'll fall to my death, but at least I'll have saved to young lives and you'll have your whole lives ahead of you." The two blondes say "Aw, that's soooo sweet" and start clapping...'

Controversial? Probably. Oh well, I can't think of anything else.

Zekira Drake · Jan 21, 2007 8:06 AM

Klone wrote:

I'm not very good with jokes. I tend to lose heart of the joke halfway through. I'll give you an example:
'3 guys walk into a pub. One of them is a bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability...
I do have one joke that I find quite funny though. If you are blond(e), then don't read this, for it might offend you:
'Two blonde women and an old man are hanging off the egdge of a cliff. With one last stab at heroism, the old man says to one of the ladies "Ok, I'll lift you up, and then you lift up your sister. I'll fall to my death, but at least I'll have saved to young lives and you'll have your whole lives ahead of you." The two blondes say "Aw, that's soooo sweet" and start clapping...'
Controversial? Probably. Oh well, I can't think of anything else.

The first one is a bit obvious, but only if you have a wide range of vocabulary, HEH. The 2nd one is very similar to the joke I recently just thought up of:

"There are 10 lizards hanging on a ceiling. One of them fell down, the others clapped. How many are left? 0."

HEH.

I'd like to see if someone can get this joke... you'll have to answer it before I'll give the answer:

"What did the banana say to the fish?"

This 'joke' may be too corny, but it will be worthwhile to see how you'll answer this. smile

Klone · Jan 21, 2007 11:30 AM

spyrorocks, I apologize for any possible spam that may end up here.

My answer is...

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

heh, well, I like to guess random stuff.

Stormy · Jan 21, 2007 2:40 PM

You are not Artemis the Ripper. You're that same idiot who's been posting all the spam.

Klone · Jan 21, 2007 3:36 PM

Blueflame. It was Artemis. I know it was cos he told me why he was offline. Guests can delete other guests posts, and Artemis was having a little clean-up. Don't believe me? Get spyrorocks to check the IP of artemis (offline) and artemis. They should be the same.

Stormy · Jan 21, 2007 4:31 PM

I did look up the IP address. Must have missed the one he used for that post; there were like 15 of them.

Zekira, could you please use your account to post from now on so we could avoid this confusion?

Klone · Jan 21, 2007 4:37 PM

I did say why he was offline didn't I?

Zekira Drake · Jan 24, 2007 7:58 AM

Yeah that was me. I think the forum recorded ME is the spammer because I recently deleted 4 spams from the Spyro Chat forum, and this forum did have a database error... heh.

So... anyone wanna guess what did the banana say to the fish?

I SWEAR, everyone will go -_- at me when they find out the answer. ^_^

Hurricos_McBreixo · Jan 24, 2007 9:27 PM

Well, go on then Artie. What did the Banana say to the Fish?

My geuss is:

Banana: "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!"

Of course I could be wrong though big_smile , but I like that idea.

Stormy · Jan 24, 2007 11:16 PM

I did say why he was offline didn't I?

Yeah, you did. But he didn't have to POST when he was offline. When he was done deleting the messages he should have logged in to post. wink

I have no idea... Artie.... xD Remember that?

Spyrorocks · Jan 25, 2007 12:34 AM

If you have a registered account, do not post as a guest.

Im disabling the bug that lets guests delete other guests posts.

Stormy · Jan 25, 2007 12:49 AM

Zekira, you changed your name again? OK, Zekira Drake, I have to remember that. xD

Spyrorocks · Jan 25, 2007 12:55 AM

Yeah, he requested a name change.

Zekira Drake · Jan 26, 2007 1:00 PM

Uh, no. What did the banana say to the fish... banana...? Do...

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