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spyrothedragon

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Spyro VS. Malefor Rap battle

Malefor:

I'm the darkest dark dragon in all history,
I'll slay your *bleep* out with a worry
With a wave of a claw, I'll knock you to the floor,
You's a punk *bleep* little dragon with a bad attitude and more.
I'm the best dragon rapper you'll ever see
You're a pewee dragon midget with a dragonfly mommy
I've been killed and raised from the dead,
If ya think you can win, you'll been seriously misled!

Spyro:

You's a big purple fairy, ya think I'm scared of you
I'm smoked a golem and I'll smoke you too.
I've got female dragons defending Wolfrag's walls,
If you look under my tail you'll see my Terridor sized balls
I'm smarter than you by far
Ignitus gave me a platinum covered crowbar
So what you can make a wall of fire,
If you can't do better than that then you should retire!

Malefor:

Poor little Spyro, You're a darling lad,
Is that why you rap so bad?
Your rhymes are bad and that's true
and you're disgrace to your crew.
You're ugly and your brain is tiny,
I'm surprised you found me.
My boys are the Dark army, they're dark side studs
They are always thirsty for their enemies' blood.
You think you're invincible but you're wrong about that,
I roll up with a crossbow and go RAT TAT TAT!

Spyro:

Say it don't spray it because your breath smells like a grave
With a face like yours you should be banished to a deep cave
You minions are scared of you and obey order
But their so stupid they can't even defend the temple border
Your ugly purple face could scare off a blizzard,
You poor excuse for an evil lizard
Your minions think they can cause massive trouble,
Me and my crew will step up and burst their bubble.
You send minions to try and ice me, I step up and own 'em
I crack open a Firewhiskey then fire a missile to nuke them!

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Latias fan

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Re: Spyro VS. Malefor Rap battle

Wow that had to be one of the most stupidest things I've ever seen in a while. And that's saying a lot.

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Re: Spyro VS. Malefor Rap battle

Why is this here and not in the fanfiction group? Moved.

cooldude22345

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Re: Spyro VS. Malefor Rap battle

It's funny because you ripped this off of the Harry vs Voldemort rap.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTHn5oFPmi8

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spyrothedragon

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Re: Spyro VS. Malefor Rap battle

It's a parody...

Shessh....

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