OH MY GOD I JUST SPILT MY CHOCOLATE MILK

Latias fan · Aug 02, 2011 12:33 AM

“You know nothing. You understand nothing! You fear, revere and dream of wielding my power, Moloch. I tell you now, take it! Take it and show me how long you can last before it destroys you!
(…)
I can do anything, anything I want, without even trying. The moment you become the best at something, I become better than you. The moment you come up with a new way to destroy, blast, maim, torture, crush, smash and rip anything, I come up with a better one! Even if I don’t *bleep*ing want to! I could go to Hell right now, and be a far better evil overlord than you! I could challenge all Supernals of Strength to arm-wrestling, right now, and beat! Them! All! Together! I can outsmart Tzaphkiel, I can out-strategize Kamael, I can out-run Haniel! God in Heaven, I can out-*bleep* Lilith, out-scold Shekinah and out-cute Sophia! Do you have the slightest idea how *bleep*ing disturbing that is!? How *bleep*ing annoying!? How *bleep*ing BORING!?
Why do you think I created the Absolute Treaty in the first place, huh!? Because I LOVE YOU, and I took PITY of you! You inane, insignificant…thiiings; I could erase you and your pitiful Horde, right now! I SHOULD *bleep*ing DO IT! I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO, *bleep*ers!
(…)
…but I love you, and I created the Absolute Treaty to give you maggots a chance. Be grateful for once and SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE I’M TALKING!
(…)
How could you know…how could you know how it feels to wield unlimited power? How could you know how it feels to watch my children, so proud of their achievements, and then fake my smile and pretend I have not already outdone them, without making the slightest effort? How could you possibly know how it feels to be showered by Sophia’s love, by her devotion, by her utmost eagerness to be of use to me, while knowing there is absolutely nothing she can do I cannot do even better and with less effort? How could you possibly know how it feels to smile and nod whenever Shekinah has the pretension to believe she knows better than I do?

How could you possibly know…how it felt…to go along with Lilith’s pointless need to prove herself the better of the two? To lie to her…to hold myself back to feed her insatiable ego, only to watch her turn her back to me because I refused to give away my pride for her sake?

How can you possibly understand…how it feels, to be so much greater than everything else…and then lose the one precious…the one precious, irreplaceable thing, which has been by your side since the very beginning of time? That one dearest…most treasured…most beautiful thing…just because I am so *bleep* awesome?

Is that it? Is that the power you want, Moloch? I am terribly sorry, but you cannot have it. You see, I am capable of Supreme Cruelty, but I also possess Supreme Self-Control.

I would never wish this existence of mine upon anyone. Not even you, my child.”
- Matsuki Takato, “The Day of Rebellion – Everything I Do, I Do for Them”, GOSPEL, Book 5

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 02, 2011 1:29 AM

TL;DR

also, farts.

Latias fan · Aug 02, 2011 3:26 AM

OMFG Thrice Cream

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 02, 2011 5:42 AM

com3hension.

Hyper · Aug 02, 2011 10:47 AM

Two questions:

#1: Why is this thread still alive?
#2: WHY IS THERE CHOWDER

Latias fan · Aug 02, 2011 2:03 PM

Hyper wrote:

Two questions:
#1: Why is this thread still alive?
#2: WHY IS THERE CHOWDER

Because you touch yourself at night.

Hyper · Aug 02, 2011 5:50 PM

no honestly stop saying that

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 02, 2011 7:36 PM

posterboard discount

MaxwellTheScribblenaut · Aug 03, 2011 11:26 PM

SHMOWZOW!

MaxwellTheScribblenaut · Aug 30, 2011 12:08 PM

MOTLOFF

Clock-la · Aug 30, 2011 12:10 PM

eat dirt

MaxwellTheScribblenaut · Aug 30, 2011 12:11 PM

Clock-la wrote:

eat dirt

Like that one person on 1,000 ways To die? No thank you.

Clock-la · Aug 30, 2011 12:17 PM

yes miss hoover

MaxwellTheScribblenaut · Aug 30, 2011 12:42 PM

Clock-la wrote:

yes miss hoover

Again, *bleep* no, one, because I wouldn't eat dirt period, two, because she was eating dirt and crap. Excuse the revolting imagery.

Aceedwin · Aug 30, 2011 12:47 PM

I once ate grass.

Clock-la · Aug 30, 2011 2:17 PM

MaxwellTheScribblenaut wrote:

Clock-la wrote:
yes miss hoover
Again, *bleep* no, one, because I wouldn't eat dirt period, two, because she was eating dirt and crap. Excuse the revolting imagery.

you aat dirt

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