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#51 Apr 29, 2011 9:19 PM
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I'm cool with that.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
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#52 Apr 30, 2011 6:24 PM
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DU DU DU DUU DU....DU DU DU!
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#53 May 01, 2011 12:07 PM
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So you're in a deadly temple, about to steal a golden statue worth millions. You take a deep breath, and swipe it of the pedestal, throwing yourself to the ground milliseconds later. Poison darts fly overhead, and you crawl over to the door. The door starts to crumble, revealing a horrific set of spinning razors. You slide under it, close enough that you lose a few hairs to the blades. Only a corridor stands between you and a rich, free life. But the floor begins to rock and crumble. Suddenly, it all falls away, and you only see a flaming hot bed of oil in your path. There is only one chance. You know what is required of you. You take a short run up, and begin to wall-run. You lose height quickly, but, straining your muscles to breaking point, you spring onto the other wall, and continue your run. After what seems like years of heat, exhaustion and fear, you make the final leap to the ledge just in front of the exit. The statue rolls over to the exit. You're hanging by your fingertips, your life hangs in the balance.
But then guess who appears above you, holding the statue, already on the phone to an auctioning agency.
GARY *bleep*ing OAK
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
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#54 May 01, 2011 2:39 PM
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#55 May 01, 2011 3:58 PM
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DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/arterialblack716
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/user/spyrotheet … ght/videos
imperfect sinner saved by Christ.
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#56 May 01, 2011 6:38 PM
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SHUT UP
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#57 May 01, 2011 6:44 PM
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DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/arterialblack716
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#58 May 01, 2011 9:28 PM
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oh...thanks
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#59 May 02, 2011 12:08 AM
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#60 May 02, 2011 7:58 AM
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white boys make some noise
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#61 May 02, 2011 9:53 PM
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GO white boy GO white boy GO!
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#62 May 02, 2011 10:02 PM
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