Jokes

CinderNeopets · Jun 30, 2007 5:27 PM

This is where you can make your own jokes. )

CinderNeopets · Jul 15, 2007 2:45 PM

I allready made this one!
(Sparx has found the girl of his dreams he flies towards her)
Sparx: (making himself look hansome) your the best girl I ever seen
Girl : (rolls her eyes) get away from me you flipping lantern!
Sparx: Your just jelous because I'm to good looking for you!
Girl : (Slaps Sparx's face) You haven't looked in the mirror lately have
you!
Sparx: Oww why did you do that?
Girl : Sparx your UGLY! You can even be classified for Franinstinsen's
crap!
Sparx: (Getting angy then puts his arms on the girl) I though you were
my happy place.
Girl : Dont make slap you to Japan!
Sparx : But?
Girl : (Girl slaps Sparx on a tree making him unconusious) Finally the
crap stoped talking!
Sparx wakes up on the floor with 10 female dragonflies by him.
Sparx :Ladies I'm in my happy place!!
Over the holidays I'l make more jokes! Manily on spyro the dragon

Dragginwings · Jul 16, 2007 1:42 AM

CinderNeopets? Is that you, CinderNeo, from DarkSpyro?

Oh yeah!

My joke:

Q: Why did the booger cross the road?
A: Cuz it was gettin' picked on!

CinderNeopets · Jul 17, 2007 5:52 PM

Yeah I am but... lets just say I got unluckly with my posting if it wernt for someone beening as Dont ask! *shudders*.

Dragginwings · Jul 17, 2007 11:09 PM

I think I know what happened.....

CinderNeopets · Jul 18, 2007 5:40 PM

What 'other' jokes do you want to hear about, so i can make jokes about them?
Thats why i made made the 'other' section.

DragonspiritPT · Jul 18, 2007 9:50 PM

Jokes about... well something that you might find stupid!

CinderNeopets · Jul 19, 2007 2:07 PM

Don't worry I'll think them up myself smile

Dragginwings · Jul 19, 2007 3:57 PM

Ok, cool. Here's a dumb-ish joke I heard on webkinz:

You know what I do when I'm feeling blue?

I stop holding my breath!

Chuchu · Sep 21, 2007 7:30 PM

Heres mine

Spyro is tired because of saving the dragonlands from the darkmaster, king gaul and skabb. So he sleeps to get a good night rest...the day before valitines times day!!!!

In spyros dream.....
Spyro and Cynder finally got married and had 12 eggs.
Cynder 13th egg was delayed 25 months after!

to be contined

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