Ultimate Spamming Championship!

riverhippo · Feb 25, 2011 9:24 PM

Welcome to USC 1, where two individuals will battle it out with as much Spam as possible. Who will win???

VS.

Aceedwin · Feb 25, 2011 9:49 PM

OMG GUUIIIIIZZZZZ!!!!!1 IT'S ALL CHOREOGRAPHED THEY STAGE IT ALL!!!!!!!1

ontels · Feb 25, 2011 9:54 PM

Havent we done this allready?

Aceedwin · Feb 25, 2011 9:56 PM

I think that kid who loved Star Wars put up a poll to determine the "King of Spam". He freaked out when people voted for you despite your absence.

ontels · Feb 25, 2011 9:57 PM

R.I.P Star Wars fan

riverhippo · Feb 26, 2011 12:47 AM

grievous16 wrote:

I shall start a new thread and leave ontels out of it if you don't stop whith this ontels worshiping. :-|

LOL...

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Feb 26, 2011 1:27 AM

ontels wrote:

R.I.P Star Wars fan

he got banned.. about a year ago i think.

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 9:53 AM

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 9:54 AM

monkeys eat my apple cakes

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 9:54 AM

why am i still here? sad

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 9:54 AM

R U MY MOMMY

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 9:55 AM

now im just trying to hard...or am i not trying enough?

riverhippo · Feb 26, 2011 11:02 AM

Well, if I dare speak intelligently on a spam-riden thread, it may not be taken seriously. But I guess the nature of this topic is Spam in itself. But that means i am too. Paradox.

Either way, Clock-la you're doing the right thing...

Did I just say that?

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 11:22 AM

I see in doing right i am doing wrong. sad

Tragic.

oh wellanyone got a cold I can borrow?

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 11:23 AM

*spits out tea*

THAT PIGS WINNING!!! I'LL DESTROY ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR THAT LITTLE FLABBER WOCK!!!!!!!!

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:39 PM

Rapunzel:
I think he likes me.

Mother Gothel:
Likes you? Please, Rapunzel, that's demented.

This is why you never should have left
Dear, this whole romance that you've invented
Just proves you're too naive to be here
Why would he like you? Come on now - really!
Look at you - you think that he's impressed?
Don't be a dummy
Come with mummy
Mother -

Rapunzel:
No!

Mother Gothel:
No?! Oh. I see how it is.

Rapunzel knows best
Rapunzel's so mature now
Such a clever grown-up miss
Rapunzel knows best
Fine, if you're so sure now
Go ahead, then give him this

This is why he's here!
Don't let him deceive you!
Give it to him, watch, you'll see!

Trust me, my dear
That's how fast he'll leave you
I won't say I told you so - no
Rapunzel knows best!
So if he's such a dreamboat
Go and put him to the test

If he's lying
Don't come crying
Mother knows best...

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:40 PM

Trouble he will find you no matter where you go oh oh
No matter if you're fast no matter if you're slow oh oh
The eye of the storm or the cry in the mourn oh oh
You're fine for a while but you start to lose control

He's there in the dark he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend yeah trouble is a friend of mine oh oh!

Trouble is a friend but trouble is a foe oh oh
And no matter what I feed him he always seems to grow oh oh
He sees what I see and he knows what I know oh oh
So don't forget as you ease on down the road
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He's there in the dark he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend yeah trouble is a friend of mine oh oh

So don't be alarmed if he takes you by the arm
I won't let him win but I'm a sucker for his charm
Trouble is a friend yeah trouble is a friend of mine oh oh!

Oh how I hate the way he makes me feel
And how I try to make him leave I try
Oh oh I try!

He's there in the dark he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend yeah trouble is a friend of mine oh oh

So don't be alarmed if he takes you by the arm
I won't let him win but I'm a sucker for his charm
Trouble is a friend yeah trouble is a friend of mine oh oh!
Ooo oh ooo ooo ahh

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:41 PM

Giselle:
How does she know you love her?
How does she know she's yours?

Man:
How does she know that you love her?

Giselle:
How do you show her you love her?

Both:
How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?
How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you love her?
How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?

Giselle:
It's not enough to take the one you love for granted
You must remind her, or she'll be inclined to say...
"How do I know he loves me?"
(How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you love her?)
"How do I know he's mine?"
(How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?)

Well does he leave a little note to tell you you are on his mind?
Send you yellow flowers when the sky is grey? Heyy!
He'll find a new way to show you, a little bit everyday
That's how you know, that's how you know!
He's your love...

Man:
You've got to show her you need her
Don't treat her like a mind reader
Each day do something to need her
To believe you love her

Giselle:
Everybody wants to live happily ever after
Everybody wants to know their true love is true...
How do you know he loves you?
(How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you need her?)
How do you know he's yours?
(How does she know that you really, really, truely-)

Well does he take you out dancin' just so he can hold you close?
Dedicate a song with words in
Just for you? Ohhh!

All:
He'll find his own way to tell you
With the little things he'll do
That's how you know
That's how you know!

Giselle:
He's your love
He's your love...

That's how you know
(la la la la la la la la)
He loves you
(la la la la la la la la)
That's how you know
(la la la la la la la la)
It's true
(la la la la la)

Because he'll wear your favorite color
Just so he can match your eyes
Rent a private picnic
By the fires glow-oohh!

All:
His heart will be yours forever
Something everyday will show
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know!

Giselle:
He's your love...

Man:
That's how she knows that you love her
That's how you show her you love her

Giselle:
That's how you know...
That's how you know...
He's your love...

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:42 PM

[SHADOW]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

[SIAMESE SHADOW]
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

[PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

[GHOSTS]
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody screm
In this town of Halloween

[CREATURE UNDER THE BED]
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

[MAN UNDER THE STAIRS]
I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

[CORPSE CHORUS]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween

[VAMPIRES]
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

[MAYOR]
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

[CORPSE CHORUS]
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash cam
Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll...

[HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF & MELTING MAN]
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

[WEREWOLF]
Aren't you scared?

[WITCHES]
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

[HANGING TREE]
Everybody scream, everbody scream

[HANGED MEN]
In our town of Halloween!

[CLOWN]
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

[SECOND GHOUL]
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

[OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW]
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

[CORPSE CHORUS]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

[CHILD CORPSE TRIO]
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare

[PARENT CORPSES]
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

[CORPSE CHORUS]
In this town

[MAYOR]
Don't we love it now?

[CORPSE CHORUS]
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King

[EVERYONE]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[CORPSE CHILD TRIO]
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

[EVERYONE]
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween! [Repeat]

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:43 PM

Derek I can�t believe I�m stuck with her all summer
I�ll be she doesn�t wrestle, hunt or box
Odette He looks conceited
Derek What a total bummer
Odette & Derek If I get lucky I�ll get chicken pox
Derek So happy you could come
Odette So happy to be here
Odette & Derek How I�d like to run
Odette This is not my idea
Derek This isn�t my idea
Odette & Derek Of fun

Queen Uberta The children seem to get along quite nicely
King William We�ll join our lands if this arrangement clicks
Queen Uberta My dear King William, that�s my point precisely
King William It�s such good parenting
Queen Uberta And politics
So happy we agree
King William I think we�ve got a deal
Queen Uberta Derek�s quite a catch
King William This is my idea
Queen Uberta This is my idea
King William & Queen Uberta Of a match

King William Good heavens, child, don�t dawdle
We can�t keep Derek waiting
Odette I haven't packed or washed my hair
And father I get seasick
Queen Uberta She soon will be arriving
Is that respect you're showing
Derek To make me kiss her hand again
I swear I'm gonna be sick

King William One day Prince Derek will be her intended
Queen Uberta Splendid

Derek We've tried all summer but we just can't lose her
Odette Hey fellas, wait up!
Bromley Quick, put on some speed
Derek When picking teams
Bromley Or friends
Derek I never choose her
Bromley You'd think she'd take a hint a learn to read
Odette This really isn't fair
Derek & Bromley We really couldn't care
Odette Boys, it's all or none
This is not my idea
Derek & Bromley This isn't my idea
Odette, Derek & Bromley Of fun

Chorus Long before they met
Derek and Odette
Were destined to be wedded
However anyone could see
The only point on which they didn't disagree
Was that the very thought of summertime
Was dreaded

Derek She tries to talk me into playing dress-up
She's always flirting with the castle guards
Bromley I think you really sorta like her, 'fess up
Derek I'd like her better if she'd lose at cards
Four sevens and a ten
Odette I think I've won again
Derek & Bromley Every time she's won
Odette This is my idea
Derek This isn't my idea
Odette & Derek Of fun

Chorus We need a royal wedding
I'd love to be invited
At least we'd get a holiday to rest our ploughs and axes
Someday these two will marry
Two lands will be united
And with some luck their marriage may result in lower taxes

King William What if Odette doesn't go for the merger?
Queen Uberta Urge her!

Odette & Derek For as long as I remember
We've been told we'd someday wed
Every June until September
Derek All their pushing and annoying hints
Odette I've got bruises with their fingerprints
Derek I can do much better I am sure
Odette He's so immature

Odette I see him smiling and my knees start buckling
I see inside him and my doubts are gone
Derek She started out as such an ugly duckling
And somehow suddenly became a swan
Odette So happy to be here
Derek 'Til now I never knew
Odette & Derek It is you I've been dreaming of
Derek This is my idea
Odette This is my idea
Chorus What a good idea, such a charming and romantic notion
This is my idea (This is my idea)
Such a good idea (Such a good idea)
What a good idea, such a powerful and magic potion
This is exactly my idea
Of love

Odette This is my idea
Derek This is my idea
Odette & Derek This is my idea
Of love

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:44 PM

Some day my prince will come
Some day we'll meet again
And away to his castle we'll go
To be happy forever I know

Some day when spring is here
We'll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Some day when my dreams come true

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:45 PM

I know you
I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you
The gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
Yes, I know it's true
that visions are seldom all they seem
But if I know you, I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once
the way you did once upon a dream

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:45 PM

URSULA
The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.

ARIEL
Can you do that?

URSULA
My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls

Have we got a deal?

ARIEL
If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.

URSULA
But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.
Oh, and there is one more thing.
We haven't discussed the subject of payment.

ARIEL
But I don't have-

URSULA
I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
What I want from you is - your voice.

ARIEL
But without my voice, how can I-

URSULA
You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man

Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul

Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me

Now, sing!

ARIEL
Aah...

Keep singing!

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:46 PM

[Native Americans]
Hega hega yam-pi-ye-hega
Yam-pi-ye-he-he hega

Hega hega yam-pi-ye-hega
Yam-pi-ye-he-he hega

Steady as the beating drum
Singing to the cedar flute
Seasons Go and seasons Come
Bring the corn and bear the fruit

By the waters sweet and clean
Where the mighty sturgeon lives
Plant the squash and reap the bean
All the earth our mother gives

O Great Spirit, hear our song
Help us keep the ancient ways
Keep the sacred fire strong
Walk in balance all our days

Seasons go and seasons come
Steady as the beating drum
Plum to seed to bud to plum
(Hega hega yam-pi-ye hega)
Steady as the beating drum

Hega hega yam-pi-ye-hega
Yam-pi-ye-he-he hega

Clock-la · Feb 26, 2011 1:47 PM

I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.

I got a love, and I know that it's all mine.

Oh.

Do what you want, but you're never gonna break me.

Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me.

No.

Take me away: A secret place.

A sweet escape: Take me away.

Take me away to better days.

Take me away: A higher place.

I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.

I got a love, and I know that it's all mine.

Oh.

Do what you want, but you're never gonna break me.

Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me.

No.

I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.

I got a love, and I know that it's all mine.

Oh.

Wish that you could, but you ain't gonna own me.

Do anything you can to control me.

Oh, no.

Take me away: A secret place.

A sweet escape: Take me away.

Take me away to better days.

Take me away: A higher place.

There's a place that I go,

But nobody knows.

Where the rivers flow,

And I call it home.

And there's no more lies.

In the darkness, there's light.

And nobody cries.

There's only butterflies.

Take me away: A secret place.

A sweet escape: Take me away.

Take me away to better days.

Take me away: A higher place.

Take me away: A secret place.

A sweet escape: Take me away.

Take me away to better days.

Take me away: A higher place.

Take me away: A secret place.

To better days take me away.

Take me away to better days.

Take me away: A higher place.

The sun is on my side.

Take me for a ride.

I smile up to the sky.

I know I'll be all right.

The sun is on my side.

Take me for a ride.

I smile up to the sky.

I know I'll be all right.

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