Write an utterly pointless and stupid letter to a Spyro Character

Clock-la · Jan 29, 2011 9:51 PM

Dear Nanny

SERRIOSLY WE GIVE YOU ALL THE EGGS AND THEY KEEP GETTING STOLEN BY THEATHS THIS TIME WERE DOING IT DIFFRENTLY, BRING THE EGGS TO THE DRAGON TEMPLE ALONG WITH THE PURPLE DRAGON EGG YOU GOT THAT THEY WILL BE PERFECTLY SAFE WITH US!!!!

Love the guardians.

The Mad Thatter · Jan 30, 2011 10:25 AM

Clock-la wrote:

Dear Nanny
SERRIOSLY WE GIVE YOU ALL THE EGGS AND THEY KEEP GETTING STOLEN BY THEATHS THIS TIME WERE DOING IT DIFFRENTLY, BRING THE EGGS TO THE DRAGON TEMPLE ALONG WITH THE PURPLE DRAGON EGG YOU GOT THAT THEY WILL BE PERFECTLY SAFE WITH US!!!!
Love the guardians.

Dear The Guardians

I GAVE YOU THE EGGS AND THEN LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. THEY GOT SMASHED TO PIECES BY APES! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO TAKE THE EGGS INTO A SEVEN PLUS GAME WHERE THINGS CAN ACTUALLY BE KILLED RATHER THAN STOLEN FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

Love, Nanny.

riverhippo · Jan 30, 2011 11:39 AM

The Mad Thatter wrote:

Clock-la wrote:
Dear Nanny
SERRIOSLY WE GIVE YOU ALL THE EGGS AND THEY KEEP GETTING STOLEN BY THEATHS THIS TIME WERE DOING IT DIFFRENTLY, BRING THE EGGS TO THE DRAGON TEMPLE ALONG WITH THE PURPLE DRAGON EGG YOU GOT THAT THEY WILL BE PERFECTLY SAFE WITH US!!!!
Love the guardians.
Dear The Guardians
I GAVE YOU THE EGGS AND THEN LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. THEY GOT SMASHED TO PIECES BY APES! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO TAKE THE EGGS INTO A SEVEN PLUS GAME WHERE THINGS CAN ACTUALLY BE KILLED RATHER THAN STOLEN FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
Love, Nanny.

Dear Nanny,

I have a confession to make. Shortly before Gaul's attack that crushed the eggs, it was evident that it would end in disaster. Because I was hungry at the time, I went ahead and made an omelet out of one of them so it wouldn't go to waste. I'm sorry.

Volteer.

Hyper · Jan 30, 2011 5:09 PM

Dear Cynder,

You're ugly. And purple. And ugly. And fat. And ugly.
And..and... the marking on your head makes you look like a spoon salesman.

Yours Sincerely, Terrador.

P.S. You're ugly.

Clock-la · Jan 30, 2011 5:36 PM

riverhippo wrote:

The Mad Thatter wrote:
Clock-la wrote:
Dear Nanny
SERRIOSLY WE GIVE YOU ALL THE EGGS AND THEY KEEP GETTING STOLEN BY THEATHS THIS TIME WERE DOING IT DIFFRENTLY, BRING THE EGGS TO THE DRAGON TEMPLE ALONG WITH THE PURPLE DRAGON EGG YOU GOT THAT THEY WILL BE PERFECTLY SAFE WITH US!!!!
Love the guardians.
Dear The Guardians
I GAVE YOU THE EGGS AND THEN LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. THEY GOT SMASHED TO PIECES BY APES! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO TAKE THE EGGS INTO A SEVEN PLUS GAME WHERE THINGS CAN ACTUALLY BE KILLED RATHER THAN STOLEN FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
Love, Nanny.

Dear Nanny,

I have a confession to make. Shortly before Gaul's attack that crushed the eggs, it was evident that it would end in disaster. Because I was hungry at the time, I went ahead and made an omelet out of one of them so it wouldn't go to waste. I'm sorry.

Volteer.

Dear Volteer

Your sick!! and on the subject I never gave you my adress how did you get it!!!!

Love Nanny.

Hyper · Jan 30, 2011 6:00 PM

Dear Terrador,

Ur 2 Phat.

Yours sincerely, Cynder.

The Mad Thatter · Jan 30, 2011 6:22 PM

Hyper wrote:

Dear Terrador,
Ur 2 Phat.
Yours sincerely, Cynder.

Dear Cynder

I'M NOT FAT! I'M MOST CERTAINLY NOT PHAT (P H, like elephant)! I'm big and muscley and all the girls want me!

From Terrador.

Erza · Jan 30, 2011 11:57 PM

Dear Cynder.

Atleast I'm not anorexic.

Love Ember. <3

Hyper · Jan 31, 2011 10:45 AM

Dear Terrador,

HAHAHAHHA U AINT GOT NO GURLFRAND SUCKA

Love Volteer

P.S. Wanna go out?

Clock-la · Jan 31, 2011 4:30 PM

Dear spyro

Wanna come over? I hear cyndersout of town for a few days and my sister and crunch are at the park so we gewt the house to our selfs...

love Crash.

riverhippo · Jan 31, 2011 4:54 PM

Clock-la wrote:

Dear spyro
Wanna come over? I hear cyndersout of town for a few days and my sister and crunch are at the park so we gewt the house to our selfs...
love Crash.

Dear Crash,

Sure!!! You got the stuff, right??

Spyro.

Latias fan · Jan 31, 2011 8:15 PM

Dear Spyro

Wheres the cake you said there would be cake the cake is a lie

Sincerlely Cynder

shade105 · Jan 31, 2011 8:33 PM

The Mad Thatter wrote:

Dear Cynder,
What are you talking about? Ha-ha! How am I looking at Spyro weirdly? You're just being silly! Very silly! Don't talk rubbish! I don't want to do anything! I don't want to be intimately involved with Spyro, I don't want to do weird things! I most certainly don't want to rápe Spyro! Hahahahahahah-ha-ha.
Sincerely,
Cyril.
P.S Please don't report me.

Dear Cyril,

Well, I don't believe you are saying the truth. When i walked in last time into your training hour with Spyro, you looked to his hindquarter more then once; this also includes the fact that you had a kind of 'nose-bleed' as you were looking.

With all regards,
Cynder.

Stormy · Jan 31, 2011 10:16 PM

Dear Cyril and Cynder,

The conversation you are having here is not appropriate for this forum. Please stop or take it elsewhere (not on this site).

Sincerely,
Stormy

The Mad Thatter · Feb 01, 2011 7:35 PM

Dear Stormy

Sorryz.

From Cyril.

Clock-la · Feb 01, 2011 7:54 PM

riverhippo wrote:

Clock-la wrote:
Dear spyro
Wanna come over? I hear cyndersout of town for a few days and my sister and crunch are at the park so we gewt the house to our selfs...
love Crash.

Dear Crash,

Sure!!! You got the stuff, right??

Spyro.

Dear spyro

Yup I got the pack of cards so we can play snap!

From Crash

PS bring the cola, aku aku might be joining us, gonna b well lulz

Swaffy · Feb 02, 2011 3:54 AM

Dear Cynder, Terrador, Ignitus, Cyril, Volteer, Sparx, Hunter, Blink, Flame, and Ember:

We should hang out some time. We have not seen each other since
December 2008 after I defeated Malefor. It's been too long since then.

Sincerely,
Spyro

riverhippo · Feb 02, 2011 2:51 PM

Swaffy wrote:

Dear Cynder, Terrador, Ignitus, Cyril, Volteer, Sparx, Hunter, Blink, Flame, and Ember:
We should hang out some time. We have not seen each other since
December 2008 after I defeated Malefor. It's been too long since then.
Sincerely,
Spyro

Dear Malefor, the Golem, the Destroyer, Skabb, Scratch, Sniff, and Gaul:

Party at Spyro's house!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Sparx

The Mad Thatter · Feb 02, 2011 7:06 PM

DEAR SPYRO,

SORRY ABOUT THE HIPPO.

LOVE, THE HERMIT.

P.S JOB'S A GOOD 'UN

Hyper · Feb 02, 2011 7:30 PM

Dear Ignitus,

You're a creepy old man.

Love (or not) Cynder.

Clock-la · Feb 02, 2011 7:58 PM

Dear Cynder

NO I WILL NOT WIPE YOUR BOTTOM

Love Elora

Hyper · Feb 02, 2011 8:47 PM

Dear Elora

FINE THEN SEE HOW U LIKE IT WHEN I WIPE MY POOEY BUM ALL OVER UR CARPET

Love Cynderp

Clock-la · Feb 03, 2011 4:45 PM

Dear Terridor

I took your teddy

Love Ripto.

Latias fan · Feb 03, 2011 10:25 PM

Clock-la wrote:

Dear Terridor
I took your teddy
Love Ripto.

Dear Ripto

Fine keep him he keeps doing horrible things to me at night anyway

Love Terrador

Clock-la · Feb 04, 2011 3:36 PM

Dear terridor

Wow...that bear is an animal...he...wow...that night was intence...AMAZING!!!

Love Gulp.

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