Write an utterly pointless and stupid letter to a Spyro Character

The Mad Thatter · Nov 30, 2010 9:37 PM

Dear Malefor

THAT CAKE WAS NOT A LIE, I REMEMBER IT.

JUST CAUSE I'M A PANCAKE!

Love, Hermit.

JazzJackrabbit · Dec 05, 2010 12:04 AM

Yo Spyro,
I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Jazz Jackrabbit is one of the best games of the 90's of all time!

Sincerely,
Jazz Jackrabbit

P.S.: OF ALL TIME!!

Neotyguy40 · Dec 05, 2010 2:36 AM

JazzJackrabbit wrote:

Yo Spyro,
I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Jazz Jackrabbit is one of the best games of the 90's of all time!
Sincerely,
Jazz Jackrabbit
P.S.: OF ALL TIME!!

Dear Jazz Jackrabbit,

You had a good first game, but your sequels sucked. At least I made it up to 3 good games.

Love,
Spyro

PS: Lost the game.

JazzJackrabbit · Dec 05, 2010 3:04 AM

Neotyguy40 wrote:

JazzJackrabbit wrote:
Yo Spyro,
I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Jazz Jackrabbit is one of the best games of the 90's of all time!
Sincerely,
Jazz Jackrabbit
P.S.: OF ALL TIME!!
Dear Jazz Jackrabbit,
You had a good first game, but your sequels sucked. At least I made it up to 3 good games.
Love,
Spyro
PS: Lost the game.

Yo, Spyro,
1. I'm not a Spyro character. Read the thread title
2. my only mediocre sequel was Jazz Jackrabbit Advance, in which I was turned into a Bucky O'Hare/Jaxxon/Han Solo-like character. You were turned into Frodo, who isn't exactly badass compared to other TLOTR characters.
3. At least JJ3 was cancelled altogether, and not rushed for the Holidays.
4. You're too slow! (and so is Sonic)
5. I am exempt from following Rule 34. Are you?
6. Online, even back in '94
7. custom stages (U mad?)
8. none of my games' acronyms are unfortunate. You? Spyro The Dragon
Love,
Jazz Jackrabbit

P.S.: Holy crap. You played my games?

The Mad Thatter · Dec 05, 2010 8:47 AM

Dear all the cheetah population

I just want to let you know that I'm gay, and so now your all going to kill me. But hey, you should blame to game makers because how could I not be gay when they gave me a name like MEADOW?

Love, Meadow

PS Tell Hunter he's...never mind.

Clock-la · Dec 05, 2010 10:53 AM

Dear Gaul

Gol from jak anmd daxter was better then U!!!!

Love Malefor

The Mad Thatter · Dec 05, 2010 4:38 PM

Dear Old Spyro

HAHAHA YOU GET A STUPID PINK DRAGON AND FAIRIES GETTING CRUSHES ON YOU BUT I GET A HOT BLACK DRAGON.

Love, New Spyro.

Neotyguy40 · Dec 05, 2010 5:10 PM

JazzJackrabbit wrote:

Neotyguy40 wrote:
JazzJackrabbit wrote:
Yo Spyro,
I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Jazz Jackrabbit is one of the best games of the 90's of all time!
Sincerely,
Jazz Jackrabbit
P.S.: OF ALL TIME!!
Dear Jazz Jackrabbit,
You had a good first game, but your sequels sucked. At least I made it up to 3 good games.
Love,
Spyro
PS: Lost the game.
Yo, Spyro,
1. I'm not a Spyro character. Read the thread title
2. my only mediocre sequel was Jazz Jackrabbit Advance, in which I was turned into a Bucky O'Hare/Jaxxon/Han Solo-like character. You were turned into Frodo, who isn't exactly badass compared to other TLOTR characters.
3. At least JJ3 was cancelled altogether, and not rushed for the Holidays.
4. You're too slow! (and so is Sonic)
5. I am exempt from following Rule 34. Are you?
6. Online, even back in '94
7. custom stages (U mad?)
8. none of my games' acronyms are unfortunate. You? Spyro The Dragon
Love,
Jazz Jackrabbit
P.S.: Holy crap. You played my games?

Dear Jazz JackRabbit,

1. I don't care! This is brought up good enough anyways!
2. We both agree that your third game (technically the fourth?) was pretty bad, but your second game was definitely not comparable to your first either.
3. That made me sad...
4. Aww...
5. No... You aren't... Nobody is...
6. ZOMG WHERE!?
7. With HAX!
8. Shh!!! Cynder, Ember, and Elora still don't know!!!

Love, Spyro

PS: ZOMG WHERE!?

Clock-la · Dec 05, 2010 5:20 PM

Dear you to

SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!!!!!!

Love Sly.

The Mad Thatter · Dec 05, 2010 5:55 PM

^Like what?

Dear Mole Yair

I like so wished you were in the game more and you've got like the best moustache in the world and like Spyro is useless compared to you cause he has no hat.

Love, Secret Admirer

Hyper · Jan 08, 2011 1:09 PM

Dear Cynder,

I ate the jammie dodgers.

Yours sincererererererely, Terrador.

riverhippo · Jan 08, 2011 1:35 PM

Dear Cynder,

Do you still do Voodoo?

Yours Truly,
Doctor Shemp

The Mad Thatter · Jan 08, 2011 7:29 PM

Dear Cynder

I'm dead because you killed me and I'm going to get you.

Love, The Hermit.

P.S Turn over for details of exactly how I am going to kill you! Enjoy!

Clock-la · Jan 24, 2011 6:53 PM

Dear Cynder

I locked spyro in a tower, once his hair is long enoth you can clime up to save him, due to the fact a cut his and your wings off.
I also just realised that spyro has no food and won't grow hair so i guess he will stave to death....my bad....soz and that...

Latias fan · Jan 24, 2011 9:47 PM

Dear Navi

SHUT THE **** UP

Sinceraly
Latias_Fan

P.S wait i'm writing to wrong charcter.

The Mad Thatter · Jan 24, 2011 10:01 PM

Dear 2nd Ripto

You were sh*t, go away.

Love, Me.

Erza · Jan 25, 2011 12:19 PM

Dear Cynder

You're not that last female in existance. Stop acting like you're special.
Because you're not.

Love TNOAC

Mad Dragon · Jan 25, 2011 1:11 PM

Dear Moneybags,

I'm missing about 2000 Gems from my Trip in Avalar...
What I want to know is....
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY GEMS???
Would love a Quick Reply....

Thanks.

Spyro.

The Mad Thatter · Jan 27, 2011 9:02 PM

Dear Mum

I died.

Love from Terrador.

Clock-la · Jan 27, 2011 9:50 PM

Dear profecor

We have had numarus complains of you keeping a small red dragon in a jar. the's conditions are terrable if you do not impove his living standerd the commitie will destory you.

Love Spyro and gang.

Erza · Jan 28, 2011 2:09 AM

Dear Cyril.

I love the accent, keep it up. <3

Love TNOAC

The Mad Thatter · Jan 28, 2011 7:41 PM

Dear Volteer,

Now that's what I call a chin.

Lots o' love, TMT

Turtwig A · Jan 28, 2011 10:25 PM

Dear Spyro

I'm ba-ack.

TURTWIG A

shade105 · Jan 29, 2011 4:59 AM

Dear Cyril,

Please stop looking at Spyro weirdly; you're kinda giving me a strange impression about what you really wanna do during 'training hours'

Sincerely,
Cynder

The Mad Thatter · Jan 29, 2011 8:58 PM

Dear Cynder,

What are you talking about? Ha-ha! How am I looking at Spyro weirdly? You're just being silly! Very silly! Don't talk rubbish! I don't want to do anything! I don't want to be intimately involved with Spyro, I don't want to do weird things! I most certainly don't want to rápe Spyro! Hahahahahahah-ha-ha.

Sincerely,
Cyril.

P.S Please don't report me.

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