the laughing dragon! (great jokes on one great forum!)

Swaffy · Dec 05, 2010 6:51 AM

THEKIDWITHAKNIFE. wrote:

Yup... nothin better than racism...lol
Ok...here is a good long one... It's way better If I could do this in person but I'll try my best to narrate!
Ok, so there were 3 dudes, a scottish guy, a chink, and a pollock, and they were all traveling together. It was real rainy and the river they had to cross was flooded and had washed out the bridge. As they were trying to find a way to cross they came across a Native American dude. The scott walked up to him and asked "Hey do you know how to get across this river!?" The Indian turned to him and said "I can make You a boat but you must fight me first!" So the scottish guy agreed and the indian said "You must choose a weapon!" The scottish guy replied "Yeah I got me a weapon" and he pulled out a chain gun. The indian pulled out his buck knife and yelled as the scottish dude unloaded at him. The skilled indian dodged the spray of bullets and threw his knife into the neck of the scottish dude. It killed him and he fell to the ground. The indian then walked over to the corpse and skinned it and turned the scottish guy into a boat as the others watched. He sent the creepy human boat across the river. The Chink then stepped forward and said "I will avenge my brother!" The indian then said "Choose your weapon" The chink ripped out his samuri sword and bravely charged the indian but the indian was too fast and he stabbed the chink in the heart with his knife. He then skinned the chink and turned him into a boat and sent him across the river. The Indian said to the pollock "With you I will get across the river... now choose your weapon!" The Pollock didn't have any weapons so he refused to fight. The indian said "you must fight! I have many weapons you may use." So the pollock thought about it for a moment and made up his mind. He then said "Gimme a fork!!!" The indian said "What!?" ,"YOU HEARD ME! NOW GIVE ME A FORK!!!" ,"Uh...a fork!?" "YEAH! Hand it over" So the indian pulled out a fork and handed it to the pollock. The pollock looked at the fork and stood there. The indian didn't know what the heck to think and just stared at him. All of a sudden the pollock began to stab himself violently and Yelled: "I HOPE YOUR BOAT SINKS!!!!"

Forgive me for the late quote/reply, but this one's pretty awesome.
I don't know if the Indian is clever, stupid, or both.

Clock-la · Dec 05, 2010 5:17 PM

How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"

How do you describe a rich elf?
Welfy

How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!

If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be?
The twelf

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!

What do elves sing to Santa?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

What do Elves use to go from floor to floor?
An Elfevator

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !

What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " !

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !

malik_the_dragon · Dec 07, 2010 9:59 PM

LMAO!!!!haha, my pop is bigger than yours! sounds like a friday after next to me, i saw the movie and i ws laughing crazy!

Dragon122 · Dec 07, 2010 10:52 PM

In Soviet Russia, Christmas decorations display YOU!!

Swaffy · Dec 08, 2010 8:45 PM

Laughing Dragon

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malik_the_dragon · Dec 17, 2010 10:09 PM

um, wow! i never knew someone drew something for me, this is great, but today i may not come back for a while this week. see ya!

winner is chosen on the 25th, may the best prevail!

Dragon122 · Dec 17, 2010 10:29 PM

malik_the_dragon wrote:

um, wow! i never knew someone drew something for me, this is great, but today i may not come back for a while this week. see ya!
winner is chosen on the 25th, may the best prevail!

You know that Spyro Forum is closed on December 25th

Swaffy · Dec 18, 2010 2:04 AM

It will be? Well, It makes sense nonetheless.

riverhippo · Dec 18, 2010 1:26 PM

Dragon122 wrote:

malik_the_dragon wrote:
um, wow! i never knew someone drew something for me, this is great, but today i may not come back for a while this week. see ya!
winner is chosen on the 25th, may the best prevail!
You know that Spyro Forum is closed on December 25th

Joke?

Clock-la · Dec 18, 2010 2:32 PM

Nope

spyrorocks know what christmas is about. and to keep that messige alive spyro fourm is closed telling us to spend time with our familys.

very respecterbal I think.

malik_the_dragon · Dec 18, 2010 6:38 PM

nooo waaay! seriously! well i guess i should choose a winner right now, which my judges have'nt decided. okay the moderators will take over as judges and decide so i could do what ever i need to do. i will reward as soon i get the decision PM'd to me.

remember what prize is at stake here guys, i didnt make this post for nuthin'!

Dragon122 · Dec 18, 2010 6:59 PM

In Soviet Russia, Snow shovels YOU!!

malik_the_dragon · Dec 18, 2010 7:57 PM

ohhhh, now i get it! LMAO, where did u thought these jokes up? two of my judges are laughing their butts off. lol XD

Clock-la · Dec 19, 2010 11:53 AM

malik_the_dragon wrote:

nooo waaay! seriously! well i guess i should choose a winner right now, which my judges have'nt decided. okay the moderators will take over as judges and decide so i could do what ever i need to do. i will reward as soon i get the decision PM'd to me.
remember what prize is at stake here guys, i didnt make this post for nuthin'!

So your saying you'd rather be on a internet fouram than with friends or family?

Neotyguy40 · Dec 19, 2010 2:40 PM

malik_the_dragon wrote:

nooo waaay! seriously! well i guess i should choose a winner right now, which my judges have'nt decided. okay the moderators will take over as judges and decide so i could do what ever i need to do. i will reward as soon i get the decision PM'd to me.
remember what prize is at stake here guys, i didnt make this post for nuthin'!

No moderators buddy... None at all other than SR.

Clock-la · Dec 19, 2010 2:49 PM

mah anyway heres the
BEST
JOKE
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call postman pat when he retires?

PAT!!!!!

malik_the_dragon · Dec 30, 2010 10:30 PM

Clock-la wrote:

malik_the_dragon wrote:
nooo waaay! seriously! well i guess i should choose a winner right now, which my judges have'nt decided. okay the moderators will take over as judges and decide so i could do what ever i need to do. i will reward as soon i get the decision PM'd to me.
remember what prize is at stake here guys, i didnt make this post for nuthin'!
So your saying you'd rather be on a internet fouram than with friends or family?

my family is horrible! why you think i go to this place anyway?

anyway, i still dont have a winner yet, gonna wait for tomorrow or the day after.

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