the laughing dragon! (great jokes on one great forum!)

malik_the_dragon · Oct 30, 2010 9:30 PM

i think we need something a little better than those knock knock jokes you get tired of hearing, so its time for some gut busting laughter and we want the best jokes you got to share and hey! i may reward you with 200 gems, yeah thats right! 200 gems for the best joke in this post and i suggest you get ready and have some humility okay. so come on and give me your best joke! or shot :dead hobo:....never mind that hes okay wink

i am here from 4:00 to 6:00pm o if i didn't see it then i never heard it.
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edit: contest saturday for 600 gems. the theme is "dear thanksgiving...."

good luck! CX

JazzJackrabbit · Oct 31, 2010 3:06 PM

In Soviet Russia, sheep burn YOU.

Neotyguy40 · Oct 31, 2010 8:50 PM

JazzJackrabbit wrote:

In Soviet Russia, sheep burn YOU.

In Soviet Russia, you are funny!

HAHA! It's funny because communism makes everything... Backwards... Somehow...

malik_the_dragon · Oct 31, 2010 9:13 PM

okay, we have a contest coming in about two week and its about "ghetto thoughts" so if you know ome funny slang like lil jon saying yeah in that movie with the *bleep*in cat then spill it here and maybe those "yo mamma" joke from meet the spartans or what ever, jut make ome joke that some can finally it their pantz (sorry the s key iz mezing up) and its halloween so can some one post some halloween jokez pleaze, thankz!

oh and geuss wht, i just found a site for some funny jokez itz called "funny or die . com" try it you will fall over seeing humans humiliating their zelvez ha-ha-ha! its so dmn funny to see this message on the top screen and thi for only thoe tht can handle the hardcore funninesz and i blown myelf over the video about thi guy runing fo omething in fact im watching it right now..LMAO!!*falls out of chair*

Neotyguy40 · Nov 01, 2010 2:37 AM

malik_the_dragon wrote:

okay, we have a contest coming in about two week and its about "ghetto thoughts" so if you know ome funny slang like lil jon saying yeah in that movie with the *bleep*in cat then spill it here and maybe those "yo mamma" joke from meet the spartans or what ever, jut make ome joke that some can finally it their pantz (sorry the s key iz mezing up) and its halloween so can some one post some halloween jokez pleaze, thankz!
oh and geuss wht, i just found a site for some funny jokez itz called "funny or die . com" try it you will fall over seeing humans humiliating their zelvez ha-ha-ha! its so dmn funny to see this message on the top screen and thi for only thoe tht can handle the hardcore funninesz and i blown myelf over the video about thi guy runing fo omething in fact im watching it right now..LMAO!!*falls out of chair*

So you wanna learn how to be ghetto? Ask this guy:

*Totally not a youtube link.*

riverhippo · Nov 01, 2010 4:01 AM

I love that video. Pure Genius.

Hide your kids. Hide your wife... LOL

malik_the_dragon · Nov 02, 2010 9:30 PM

omg!!! lol dude that is funny!

riverhippo · Nov 02, 2010 11:54 PM

The extended version is my favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation … feature=iv

malik_the_dragon · Nov 03, 2010 9:28 PM

*ghetto-like* word!

anybody heard this ringtone where eminem says he is stuck in a phone and he says "ring-Ring"? i have it on my cousins phone and it was funny.

okay here is a treat for ya *chuckle* fill in this line:

"im so p'oed that i wanna...."

have fun!

Clock-la · Nov 03, 2010 10:51 PM

A big fat walrus walks into a bar
"Nick Griffin get out!"

Swaffy · Nov 04, 2010 4:22 AM

*SwaffyDidNotCatchTheJoke*

riverhippo · Nov 04, 2010 4:41 AM

Here's a Spyro the dragon joke:

Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly.

YouTube video's to back it up: (as if it needed it)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQJ4aF-Lcmk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQTOgpTa-PA (this video makes me giggle)

Swaffy · Nov 05, 2010 3:55 AM

I still don't get why you need an ice breath to melt a lock with ice on it.
It's pretty pointless if you ask me...

malik_the_dragon · Nov 05, 2010 9:42 PM

okay this isnt going anywhere^<^ any one ever thoudht about some kind of a funny moment yet? because im losing interest. can any body at least post pictures and videos within the site or maybe post it in your signature cause im really need to laugh.

riverhippo · Nov 05, 2010 9:59 PM

malik_the_dragon wrote:

okay this isnt going anywhere^<^ any one ever thoudht about some kind of a funny moment yet? because im losing interest. can any body at least post pictures and videos within the site or maybe post it in your signature cause im really need to laugh.

I ain't your jester fool!!!! :-P

Latias fan · Nov 06, 2010 12:28 AM

theres a hotel a guy goes up to the counter to check in a lady comes behind him waiting in line,so when the guy finishs checking in he slips and his elbow landed on the ladys **** the guy goes o i'm so sorry plz if your heart is as soft as your **** will you forgive me? the lady then goes well is your ***** is as hard as your elbow meet me at room 502.

/ end joke

wow that have been alot better without the censors.

Clock-la · Nov 06, 2010 9:37 AM

Swaffy wrote:

*SwaffyDidNotCatchTheJoke*

Its more of a UK thing XD nick griffin is the racist leader of the BMP party ((and the party "was" rasist aswell)) apparntly its no longer racest because black people are now alowed to join i mean WTF!!! XD
now EDITZZZ!!!

malik_the_dragon · Nov 07, 2010 2:14 PM

awesome joke latiasfan! and hey nice videos clock-la i never thought that too be real from fox, right now im watching my cousin play assassins creed two and we're almost finish then we're gonna play brotherhood next! any one notice how hunter loks like ezio a bit or even acts like him? so cool yet not very similiar...

Clock-la · Nov 08, 2010 5:19 PM

there nothing alike XD

Swaffy · Nov 09, 2010 8:03 PM

Heheh. Funny videos. I like Family Guy.

malik_the_dragon · Nov 13, 2010 8:46 PM

a note for thanksgiving:

"dear t.g,

i know you're *bleep*in' about how we forget to put out decorations for you or celeberate your day when christmas is weeks away but you know what? just shut the *bleep* up and be thankful. at least you're not having a gdmn apple up your *bleep!* sowhy whine about that?! and what's up with you cryin' over us not celeberating, its not like you can give presents to us! like you are the only fat guy on the calender. in fact, you're just a *bleep* turkey!! spyro could roast you in a sec for being a *bleep*! so do me a favor and stop whining, i can't open up my present with you acting like that XC. now how about that xbox 8o?!"

well thanksgiving, looks like you're just too boring now that christmas is killing you. good luck with the millions of those who celeberate sticking 101 things up your a**!! :X

Swaffy · Nov 13, 2010 9:05 PM

I don't know where you got that from, but it's a messed up joke.

malik_the_dragon · Nov 13, 2010 10:19 PM

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Swaffy wrote:

I don't know where you got that from, but it's a messed up joke.

sorry, but i heard it on murphy in the morning show on 107.5 something, but hey they made a point about how people celeberate christmas than thanksgiving! its a sad joke but meh, who can you blame? santa clause? not really.

now where is the turkey? :? im a little hungry, and really skinny too! like paper bag skinny. also plz come to my vbalink cntst, its for those who will like to play with other people online kinda, im playing zelda four swords right now with 3 other guys.

Clock-la · Nov 13, 2010 10:23 PM

malik_the_dragon wrote:

a note for thanksgiving:
"dear t.g,
i know you're *bleep*in' about how we forget to put out decorations for you or celeberate your day when christmas is weeks away but you know what? just shut the *bleep* up and be thankful. at least you're not having a gdmn apple up your *bleep!* sowhy whine about that?! and what's up with you cryin' over us not celeberating, its not like you can give presents to us! like you are the only fat guy on the calender. in fact, you're just a *bleep* turkey!! spyro could roast you in a sec for being a *bleep*! so do me a favor and stop whining, i can't open up my present with you acting like that XC. now how about that xbox 8o?!"
well thanksgiving, looks like you're just too boring now that christmas is killing you. good luck with the millions of those who celeberate sticking 101 things up your a**!! :X

umm...are you feeling ok? XD

malik_the_dragon · Nov 13, 2010 10:26 PM

Clock-la wrote:

malik_the_dragon wrote:
a note for thanksgiving:
"dear t.g,
i know you're *bleep*in' about how we forget to put out decorations for you or celeberate your day when christmas is weeks away but you know what? just shut the *bleep* up and be thankful. at least you're not having a gdmn apple up your *bleep!* sowhy whine about that?! and what's up with you cryin' over us not celeberating, its not like you can give presents to us! like you are the only fat guy on the calender. in fact, you're just a *bleep* turkey!! spyro could roast you in a sec for being a *bleep*! so do me a favor and stop whining, i can't open up my present with you acting like that XC. now how about that xbox 8o?!"
well thanksgiving, looks like you're just too boring now that christmas is killing you. good luck with the millions of those who celeberate sticking 101 things up your a**!! :X
umm...are you feeling ok? XD

did anyone notice what i said it was from?

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