Write an utterly pointless and stupid letter to a Spyro Character

The Mad Thatter · Oct 03, 2010 1:37 PM

Dear Cynder

I'm dissapointed to say that your general presence makes me vomit. When you talk I vomit, when you walk I vomit, when you fly I vomit, when you breathe I vomit, when you move I vomit, when you shout I vomit, when you blink I vomit, when you save the world I vomit, when you hiss I vomit ect.

Conclusion: You are the biggest, vomit-inducing drip in the history of gaming.

Love, Cushion Tins.

P.S: I sent you a bucket of my vomit.

Hyper · Oct 04, 2010 7:27 PM

Dear Terrador

I have found out that your theory about oranges and rubber tyres to be wrong. If an orange gets run over by a tyre, it DOESN'T become a pippette, it becomes a tractor. A tractor. Tractor. TRACTOR.

Yours Sincerely,
Ms. Jennifer Suzanne McBobso

The Mad Thatter · Oct 04, 2010 8:00 PM

Hyper wrote:

Dear Terrador
I have found out that your theory about oranges and rubber tyres to be wrong. If an orange gets run over by a tyre, it DOESN'T become a pippette, it becomes a tractor. A tractor. Tractor. TRACTOR.
Yours Sincerely,
Ms. Jennifer Suzanne McBobso

LAWL. XD That was really good.

Dear Volteer

Just get with Cyril. We all know you want him.

Love, Your Neice.

Aicebo · Oct 05, 2010 5:01 AM

Dear Cynder

Strange....don't you think I'm looking older?

Sincerely,
Spyro

Hyper · Oct 05, 2010 11:19 AM

Dear Ignitus

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL I LOVE YOU

Love from Spyro

The Mad Thatter · Oct 05, 2010 6:04 PM

Dear Cyril

YOU MUSN'T BE AFRAID TO CONFESS DAAAARLING.

Love, Eames.

The Mad Thatter · Oct 22, 2010 4:06 PM

Dear Terrador

Hey Sexy

Love Ignitus.

Clock-la · Oct 22, 2010 7:12 PM

Dear Cynder

I would.

love Fantard.

The Mad Thatter · Oct 24, 2010 7:48 AM

Clock-la wrote:

Dear Cynder
I would.
love Fantard.

XD

Darling Spyro

I WISH YOU WERE DEAD. YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A JACKHAMMER AND SLAM IT DOWN ON YOU SO HARD YOUR BRAIN GOES 2D. YOU BROUGHT DOWN MY ENTIRE EMPIRE AND I LOST MY MISSUS BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT I'D BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.

Lots of love and xxx
Malefor.

Clock-la · Oct 27, 2010 2:38 PM

Dear Cynder from DOTD

I built a big tower now chop your wings off and jump of it. failur to do so will result in locking you up in Pandoras box.

love spyro.

icydragon · Oct 31, 2010 6:20 AM

The Mad Thatter wrote:

Dear Terrador
Hey Sexy
Love Ignitus.

Has Iggy been cheating on me? D:

The Mad Thatter · Oct 31, 2010 9:18 AM

icydragon wrote:

The Mad Thatter wrote:
Dear Terrador
Hey Sexy
Love Ignitus.
Has Iggy been cheating on me? D:

I'm afraid so, look at this

Dear Cyril

Keep the bed warm.

Love Iggy, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

WOAH! TOO MUCH INFOMATION!

Ignitus is a serial adulterer.

LIKE MARK OWEN.

Only not as sexy. :\

icydragon · Oct 31, 2010 9:20 AM

The Mad Thatter wrote:

icydragon wrote:
The Mad Thatter wrote:
Dear Terrador
Hey Sexy
Love Ignitus.
Has Iggy been cheating on me? D:
I'm afraid so, look at this
Dear Cyril
Keep the bed warm.
Love Iggy, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
WOAH! TOO MUCH INFOMATION!
Ignitus is a serial adulterer.
LIKE MARK OWEN.
Only not as sexy. :\

I-i-i can't believe this! *cries*

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 31, 2010 1:54 PM

Dear Volteer,

♥

Love, Ignitus

^ poor icydragon.

Clock-la · Oct 31, 2010 4:44 PM

Dear Malefor

Sorry for locking you up I was drunk and was looking for messed up sex and stuff...

Love Iggy

Wow so THATS how it happend a messed up on night stand

Clock-la · Nov 03, 2010 10:53 PM

Dear Elora

HA HA you were saked affter like 2 games and you never evan had a big part in the 2nd game you were in affter that you were just a trading card LOL!!!

Love Spyro

Latias fan · Nov 16, 2010 12:51 AM

Dear TLOS Spyro

Why do you have such a big nose?

from old Spyro

Clock-la · Nov 17, 2010 6:08 PM

Dear Gaul

If you kill spyro i will give you a nice big steming pile of dragon sh***

Love Malefor

The reply:

Dear Malefor

I would love a big pile of steaming sh**

yours truly Gaul

The reply back

Dear Gaul

Im confused why you would wan't my sh**? I meant a nice bit steaming conquard land of Dragon shore man,you know for when we boil the shore and burn it to the ground like we planned... but my key bords been acting up

Yours affried Malefor

Trasher258 · Nov 18, 2010 2:25 AM

Dear Friends,

PARTY AT THE TEMPLE! WHOO!
Also... can we demolish this hideous statue of Malefor? I was thinking of ramming it into that Hermit's house. I want to show how much we love him.

From Spyro

Clock-la · Nov 18, 2010 4:11 PM

Dear cynder

Look out your window...Guss whos there...?

love the hermit.

The Mad Thatter · Nov 18, 2010 8:51 PM

^LOL. He's doing letters to all the characters, now.

Dear Spyro

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS.

Love, The Hermit.

P.S Isn't it lovely when a cat swallows a ballcock?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Nov 19, 2010 2:25 AM

Dear Professor,

THE DARK MASTER WILL FIND YOUUUUUUUUUUUU TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

love,
The Hermit

Clock-la · Nov 19, 2010 5:15 PM

Dear Hermit

STOP STALKING EVERYONE!!!

Love the dragon councal and World peace orgonisation, and spyro, cynder, the gurdianse, hunter, profecor, ember,flame,red , Gnasty, Malefor, Gaul, The mole guys from TloS and everyone else!!!

The Mad Thatter · Nov 30, 2010 9:04 PM

Dear Every Creature I Have Stalked

IT'S A ROUND ROBIN.

Love and xxx

The Hermit

P.S These frickin' game designers didn't even give me a proper name!

Latias fan · Nov 30, 2010 9:12 PM

Dear Hermit

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!!!!

THE CAKE IS A LIE GET OVER IT!!!!!!

sincerly
Malefor

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