36 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You Are Going To Fail It Anyways!

Black dragon · Jun 04, 2010 12:00 AM

I posted this on DS too, but thought you guys might like it. Sorry if this isn't the right section, I wasn't very sure where to put this.

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "**** this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. *bleep*.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."

34. Fake an *bleep*. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

Which one do you like most?

Swaffy · Jun 04, 2010 4:21 AM

I'll do number 26 in the N'avi language from AVATAR.

[Edit:] I think I already did #13.

Clock-la · Jun 04, 2010 9:28 AM

sad thing is....

we could get banned from ALL other exsams if we did that XD

Erza · Jun 04, 2010 10:51 AM

I've done #10 before.. >.>

ember_da_dragon · Jun 04, 2010 11:20 AM

o_O Seriously?

Aceedwin · Jun 04, 2010 11:34 AM

I've done a version of #4. I did the question anyway, but left a long letter of complaint on the back of my exam.

Cynder7 · Jun 04, 2010 12:09 PM

Lol,I haven't done any of these but I like the idea of # 35.. tongue

Black dragon · Jun 04, 2010 2:40 PM

@Swaffy: Gotta love tearing up the darn exam.

@Clock-la: True, but its still fun.

@The New age of Cynder: Yeah, and how did it taste?

@Aceedwin: Oh wow, nice. I think some kid did something like that at my school, where we're supposed to write an essay on a topic, and instead of the topic, the kid just wrote the entire thing on how stupid the whole thing.

@Cynder7: I agree.

A Guy · Jun 04, 2010 3:36 PM

I did #18 before. It was a questin that involved the quadratic formula. I remade the problem for every small change instead of changing most things at once, which took almost two pages, and I made a huge graph showing my answer. It involved imaginary numbers, so I had to get a bit imaginary with the complex number graph...

Mr. John · Jun 04, 2010 10:05 PM

Oh yeah I should try them all.

Starscream · Jun 04, 2010 10:25 PM

I did a variation on #13

Ot was a math exam and there was a problem that took me three *bleep*ing pages to do because of the *bleep*ing pluses and minuses that kept changin and the number getting biggre and bigger and the problem kept getting longer and longer, and I started to realize that I screw up in a few lines back and had to go back and re du it, over and over again that i just ogt annoyed and screadm *bleep* THIS *bleep*!!!

The teached then helped me see what I waws doing wrong and eventualy I did the problem...

Got an perfect A on that test too big_smile

Swaffy · Jun 05, 2010 3:25 AM

Seems like some of us have Exam Tourettes.

Swaffy · Jun 15, 2010 5:10 PM

# 37: Do not even show up.

Black dragon · Jun 15, 2010 10:21 PM

Swaffy wrote:

# 37: Do not even show up.

Wouldn't work since you would just have to take it another day.

Apoc · Jun 16, 2010 6:21 AM

I wonder who would be mad enough to do #24?

Swaffy · Jun 18, 2010 1:34 AM

# 39: Walk in and set aside the test you have gotten. Either hide it, or put it
aside. Put in your headphones, and turn on your iPod or MP3 player to any
kind of music. Or none at all, and just wear the headphones. For 5 to 10
minutes straight, headbang as crazily as possible. After that, tell your
teacher you need to visit your local doctor, then walk out. Remember to Act
a little drunk after headbanging.

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