#1 Jan 26, 2010 5:34 PM

nintendofreak

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Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

Hello welcome to the spyro universe embarassment hour. Here members can make requests for the characters of the spyro universe to perform. It can pretty much be anything unless its breaking 1 of this forum's rules or is inapropriate. We need atleast 3 dares before the show can be started.

Rules:
1: No daring other forum members.
2: No M rated/AO rated dares.
3: No dares on fan characters unless the hosts have permission to use them.

So time for some suffering *hunts down spyro universe*

-_- and I was enjoying being free
NF: Oh well we have a show to do ^_^. *I'll post the last 3 write ups that were done.*

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That's a chance that NF kept all the shows !
I'm the co-host of the show , it was my turn so I begin.

1st one : Kill'em all (no , it's not an album from Iron Maiden that I'm talking about...)
Okay , that's a title...
We're not going to let you kill us s'pyromane !
s'pyromane : I know , that's why I've decided to choose some things you won't survive...Or I'll not stare at you the same way if you do...
Are you going to put a atomic bomb ? A insect could survive from this , you'll fail !
s'pyromane : No , worse...Good bye guys , I'm going to a isolated room far from here , I have to survive to do the others requests...
:all: *gasp*
*Sam Fisher come with a big radio , and launch...an album of Lorie*
:all: NOOOOOO PLEASE !!!! HAVE MERCY !!!
*too late...argh , that seems really horrible  from here*
s'pyromane : Only Sam Fisher can survive this , huh...I don't even need to look , they're dead or worse than Sam...I hope there will be no survivor then. Next ! Wait...Samael , ressucite them. Okay , it's enough , keep your zombies at home though.
Bonus : *[Insert a Marilyn Manson song here] is played*
:all: That's not as horrible as Lorie , so...
I like this music ! Don't you Spyro ?
That's enough with music for today...All I want is SILENCE.

2nd one : Piano lessons for Ignitus...
:ignitus: What does this mean ? I'm already a great piano player !
That's impossible , there's no piano in TLoS...
:ignitus: I have an inpirational song , listen...
*play all the false notes he could and *bleep* our ears*
STOP THAT ! IT'S ALMOST WORSE THAN THE ALBUM !
Don't exagerate Cynder...Not THAT worse...but still...
:volteer: Ilikeit , it'salmostbetterthanthealbumofLorie,whowasalreadygreat!
:all: O_O
s'pyromane : He survived !?!...Let's switch to the third request please...

3rd one : Spyro must tell to Cynder that she's a crappy caracter...
Ummm...I aready think this , so...
WHAT ?
You sucks , I've already kicked your butt beefore and you can't even hurt me in your dark form in DotD...
...You're saying that just because I'm black !
You're a crappy caracter , indeed.
YOU'RE DEAD SPYRO !
*Blood everywhere...I think DotD will be the last Spyro...We can say goodbye to the film btw...*
s'pyromane : Well , happily he said it , anyways , BEFORE that...That's all for the show everyone !

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:NF: Hello i'm back ^_^
<_< yay more torture for us.
:NF: yah so lets keep ya'll suffering.
hey NF
:NF: yes?
shut it!
:NF: <_< 1st dare!

Make them do the macerena!

:NF: *yawns* ok *gives them macarena's or however its spelled*
*everyone starts shaking the things around like chearleaders but do really crappy job*
:NF: -_-' nice
*everyone turns red in the face from the world laughing at them*
.... atleast it wasn't as bad as earlier dares.
:NF: yeah but it was still a bit short though so next dare.

some how turn the cast into large liveing jello versions of thim selves switch there minds agound and give the hoste a straw to eat thim with ^^

:lightning: <_< whats with you with changing everyone into jello? *this character I use to rp as sometimes and yeah he was turned into jello*
:NF: ...ummmm yeah lets just get this started hey bianca!
...... fine *starts chanting some words then throws a magic blob onto everyone turning them into jello*
:NF: o_o ok so...
The heck! I'm in malefor's body
XD spyro has ... *is suddenly ko'd*
:elora: >_< hunter don't say it again!
..... I'm pink?
:NF: XD cynder's in embers body hey go pounce spyro!
o_O s.s.stay back!
*grins then pounces spyro* hey there cutie
AHHHH!
<_<
*randomly a giant straw appears*
:NF: :devil: snack time! *starts chasing everyone around the studio* 1 taste I just want 1 little taste.
*everyone tries to run but they constantly fall cause there jello*
:NF: ^_^ ok next request.

make spyro propose to cynder and on their honeymoon spyro sings La Bamba rlly badly

HELP! someone get ember off of me >_<
:NF: ummm thats cynder .... *magic wears off and everyone is back to normal* ....stares at ember and malefor kissing.
:malefor: O///O get off of my slim body >_<
*looks likes she's about to :puke:* I kissed ....*runs to restroom*
:NF: ok we DON'T need to here that so spyro cynder go ahead.
*proposes to cynder ...again* will you marry me?
oh spyro of course i will ^_^ *they go onto a honeymoon*
starts singing [insert La Bamba song here] *but he sings so badly that all the lightning in our studio break even though he's miles away*
:NF: ...... oh >_< well we'll replace them by the next show
*back on their honeymoon*
cynder? please wake up I wasnt that bad was I?
......
*studio*
:NF: not surprising after his 2 epic fail performances on american idol...  well thats all for today see ya next time.

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I'm back too , sorry everybody but I have very limited time to post with school...Btw , I can't quote more than once with that Wii , so I'll find a title for each request.
It's time for the show !

1st request : eat and run !
s'pyromane...
s'pyromane: Where's the problem ? Well , back to business. Look at this ! *a big table with a lot of food appears*
:duckcookerthatyouseeinSpyro2: Taste that !
That's too much for us ! Wait , Cynder is a cow , so...*slap* Outch !
  <_< 
But it would be stupid to waste all this food ! It's dinner time !
Why "dinner" time ? It's the afternoon...
*They eat everything. How ? The golem was a little angry too.*
:golem: Huuuummm...Tasty !
s'pyromane: Now...*Take a mike*Test mike...One two , one two...Hum hum...LADIES AND GENTLEMANS , I PRESENT YOU THE FIRST SPYRO'S UNIVERSE MARATHON ! 20 MILES FOR THE SAKE OF RUNNING ! IT'S TIME TO BEGIN , EVERYBODY !
Oh no , not after the dinner...
With all our fans looking at us...We don't have much choice...
:golem: 20 miles ? That's a short marathon...But it's always good to do some sport after a good dinner.
*Only the golem survive until the end...They're all in a pathetic state , except him*
:all: >_<
:golem: I want some more ! Let's do another marathon !
:all: OH NO !
s'pyromane: Next request !

2nd request : Malefor with Elora = fail.
:malefor: What a great title...
s'pyromane: And we need this machine again...Oh , professor , you're here.
Malefor ! It's time to come back as a male.
:malefor: Oh no , pleeeease !*get pushed in the machine by Spyro and his fiends* ARGH NO !
*finished*
:malefor: >_<
Ah , finally...It's better to see him as a guy than as a girl...it's not serious...
:elora: I prefer you like that...
:malefor: Really ? Wanna date me ?
:girls: STAY BACK YOU UGLY TEETHLESS PERVERT !
:malefor: ...I was only asking Elora !
:elora: Same thing about me : STAY AWAY FROM ME !
:malefor: It has been years since I didn't ask a date to a girl...In fact , I never did...It's even worse to be a male this way !*cry more than a fountain can countain water*
s'pyromane: Poor Malefor...Let's switch to the last request before we all get drawn in his tears...

3rd request : Another ear *bleep*...
As long as it's not Lorie...
s'pyromane: Sorry , but that's the request you know...I have to go.
I hope it'll be another song of Marilyn Manson !
*music : Sunn O))*
Argh ! That's horrible !
No , that's boring...
Why they choose these kind of songs ? It's not even music...
I prefer disco ! *do the John Travolta move with the fingers* Phew !
:all: ...
s'pyromane: ...Well , after this epic failure , I can't write any more...That's all for the show everybody !

s'pyromane

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

And I'm still the co-host of the show , but it's NF turn for now.
Show me ya dares everyone !
One little dare ? Ok , Let's go for it.

Make Spyro buy a cool car (you choose which car it will be , it don't have to be a "cool" car of course , it's a dragon, and not a random one...) and make him try it with Cynder , Sparx and Hunter (you can add Moneybags or any other caracter if you wish , let's keep some freedom for this dare , shall we).
With these guys in a car , just about everything may happen !

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

Is there any chance you can bring back the previous scripts, so all of us can see what we missed, and what was used? It would be a nice laugh for all of us. x3

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

Umm sure I can bring them back but I won't put all 12 of them in the same post though *caused serious freeze up's to my computer* so I will make 3 posts eventually with those other 12 episodes I have ^_^.

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Well looks like we got some request so lets start the show.
Spyro: >_<
Ignitus: Well look on the bright side Spyro he can't be worse than MM was.
You wanna bet! :devil:

make spyro dress up as a lady and put makeup on him

Spyro: No! I won't do it!.
*snaps fingers and two security guards drag him into a dressing room*
15 minutes later:
Hurry up and get out here already!
Ember: I'll get him out here. *goes into the dressing room*
Spyro: No! let go of me.
Blink: Come on out spyro it can't be as bad as when I had to where a dress.
*gets quite* ok whats going on in there?*hears kisses* that'll get him out XD
Spyro: Runs out of the dressing room *with a lot of kiss marks on his face* while wearing a polkadot skirt, eyelashes, pink wig, some ugly makeup, then falls flat on his face since he's not use to wearing heels.
Flame: *takes picture* this is so going on youtube.
Spyro: >_< you're dead flame.
Anyway next request:

Hmm, what if they discovered some kind of forum (like this one, or DarkSpyro), and about all of the main characters would react some the posts all of us made. Original or legend, try making them react to something that they didn't know or something, and maybe make a fight out of it. XD Or, if not possible, a mass exploitation of all of the characters' fears! Yeah! That'll kick things off. ^_^

Cynder, Guardians, Elora, Bianca, Hunter etc are randomly browsing the internet when they find the Spyroforum.
spyro characters: omg look at some of these posts!
Spyro: sees someone screenname *spyroxember* :barf:
Ember: See we would make a great couple! :wub: *glomps Spyro*
Cynder: *reads the cynder fantard topic that used to be in the spam section* My eyes! x_X
Volteer: What the....whydoeseveryonethinkItalktomuch?*keeps talking*
Sparx: Thats because you do talk to much remember when spyro and me met you on dante's freezer you went on and on about spyro being the purple dragon.
Ignitus,Terrador,Cyril:*are reading the things spyro character would never say topic on darkspyro* o_O Malefor likes pink dolls.
Malefor: I do not! *Quickly reads the post about Ignitus trying to break up spyro and cynder so he can get her* Spyro Ignitus is trying to steal your girl!
Spyro: WT.... Ignitus! How could you? You are a father figure to me and your stealing my girl! .
Ignitus: *Backs away from Spyro* remind me to kill that poster <_<
Spyro: *starts shooting ice spears at Ignitus*
Ignitus: Not the face!
Anyway! lets see what spyro's fear is.......o_O He actually likes Ember but doesn't want anyone to know.
Spyro: *stops shooting ice spears* Oh crud >_<
Cynder: *Jaw drop* Spyro!!!
Everyone: o_O
Spyro: C.c.c.cynder thats a lie!
Cynder: *starts marching towards Spyro*
Spyro: Cynder please don't!
Cynder: You cheater your going to pay! *Jumps spyro and you can hear some deadly slashes*
Moving along here nonthing to see.
*Dumps water on Ignitus*
Ignitus: AH! I hate water get it off get it off! *runs around in circles*
<_<
Terrador: .........*can't believe our leader is acting like such a baby right now its only water*
*suddenly Tarrador's mother appears in the studio holding a belt*
Terrador: o_o' uh oh.
Terrador's mother: You've been a bad boy terry you deserve a spanking!
Terrador:AHHH! *runs away*

Ok that all the time we have see ya next time.

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And we're back for some more suffering.
Hunter: Just get on with it already!
<_<

Send them to see Children of Bodom, when they don't even like metal.

Everyone: Gah! >_<
Oh well so sad you rea.....
Cynder: *yelling at Spyro* How can you like Ember!
Spyro: But I don't I bet NF just said that to try and get us into a fight.
Both start staring at me.
........*quickly sends the gang to a Children of Bodom concert* That was close enjoy your torture!
Spyro: Gah! my ears. I can't stand metal!
Malefor: x_x You mortals are going to pay for this!
Hunter: >_< hurry up already my ears are bleeding.
Spyro: Sparx I can't believe you got tricked again in getting us involved in another show. *Beats the crud out of him*
Sparx: X_X

The next day:
The gang all arrive back in the studio.
Enjoy your your concert?
Ripto: Get killed.
._. ugh next request.

Make them all perform in fount of Simon Cowell.

Sheila: o_o No! anyone but him.
Americon Idol tryouts.
Simon Cowell: Who's next.
*Spyro comes on stage* gulp... *performs really badly*
Simon Cowell: *eye twitches* You suck! *starts yelling at spyro for an hour*
Spyro: *runs off the stage in tears*
Simon Cowell: I can't believe that dragon actually thought he had talent.
*The rest of the gang performs and don't fare any better*
Back at the studio:
*Spyro characters return not in a good mood*
So how did ya'll fare?
Cynder: *shoots poison at me*
Woah! *poison hits the floor and melts a hole in it* Your paying for the damage you caused cynder!
Cynder: *swears under her breath*
*keeps distance from cynder* next we have.

make ignitus walk up to malefor and say 'u suck malefor!' and kick him in the face

Ignitus: With pleasure. *walks up to Malefor*
Malefor: <_< What do you want.
Ignitus: You suck Malefor how could you let yourself get beat up by two young dragons. To think that you were suppose to be the all powerful dark master.
Malefor: Shut up!
Ignitus: *kicks him in the face and runs*
Malefor: *clutches his face* Get back here you little...... *chases after Ignitus shooting elemental breaths at him*
Ignitus: *dodges a fire ball and it hits ripto setting his cape on fire*
Ripto: Ahhh! fire *stops drops rolls* put it out!
Hunter: *grabs a bucket of ice cold water and dumps it on ripto putting the fire out*
Ripto: >_< I hate dragons!

Hunter: Thats it for today see ya next time here on the Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour!
>_< I'm the host so I get to end the show hunter!

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Hello everyone and welcome to the 3rd episode of the Spyro Universe Embarrassment Hour.
So are you ready to start.
Spyro: No!
Too bad we're gonna start anyway :-p

I would like them all to see a My Chemical Romance concert, then A Green Day Concert and then a lost prophets concert. Without a break, food or drink.

Spyro: What do you mean no breaks! O_O
Cynder: Oh this is just great!
* Everyone gets teleported to the My Chemical Romance Concert*
I'll see ya when its over to take you to the next show.
*later that day*
You guys ready for the next concert?
spyro characters: groans....* they get teleported the the 2nd concert*
*after the concert*
>_<  why arn't they meeting me here? *hunts them down*
Spyro characters: z...z...z...z...z
<_< presses a button and they all get electrocuted!
Spyro and gang: AHHHHH! whats the big idea!
No sleeping thats what! Now for the final concert....
*The next day*
Everyone returns to the studio.
Spyro: So hungry wheres the kitchen in this place.
Cynder: Its over there. * tries to open the door* what the its locked!
Since you guys decided to sleep through the second concert you will NOT be getting any food for the day. So lets get to the 2nd request shall we?
Ignitus: I'mma kill you NF if you don't get us some food NOW!
O_O'......

Send them to Bloodstock Open Air.

With bands like, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, DAATH, Gorgoroth, Venom and Cannibal Corpse.

Sparx: Oh great another concert request >_>.
Cynder: Its your fault we are here in the 1st place Sparx!
Sparx: Oh shut up evil she dragon of destruction.
Cynder: *pounces on Sparx and tries to eat him*
Sparx: AHHHHH! fat bro help me!
Spyro: I would but its your fault we're starving right now and stop calling me fat!
Enough already! now get going!
*They are once again teleported to listen to the bands*
A few hours later....
*The gang come crawling into the studio*
Spyro:Must.....have......foood.
Where's Sparx...*looks at Cynder* oh yeah she ate him *snaps fingers and he is no longer in her stomach*
Sparx: *twitching uncontrolably*
Well why we wait for our 3rd request why don't we get 1 from the audience.

Random Guy: How about Spyro kiss Ember on the lips infront of Cynder.

Spyro: *Swears*
Cynder: What! You are so dead!
Ember: *runs over and kisses Spyro on the lips*
Spyro: O_O Yuck!
Cynder: *Runs into the audience and starts attacking the random guy*
Random Guy: Help!
Hey no attacking the audience security!
*Security grabs Cynder and throws her into a room that is randomly playing Barney episodes*
Cynder: OMG! get this out of my face >_<
Anyway for out third request.

make spyro ask cynder to marry him and cynder say that she married ember LOL!!!!

XD!!!!! oh this ought to be good! *Lets Cynder out of the room*
Cynder: >_< I hate Barney!
Spyro: *Walks over to Cynder* Hey Cynder?
Cynder: What is it Spyro? *puzzled look*
Spyro: *gulps* Will you marry me?
Cynder: ...... I would love to Spyro but :barf: I am married to Ember.
Everyone: O_O OMG!!!!!
Ember: *anime sweat drop*
Spyro: *Jaw drop* O_O *faints*
Medic!
Ambulance comes and takes Spyro to the hospital.
Ignitus: Well that was disturbing news! poor Spyro.
Hunter: Ya think.

Will Spyro recover from that shocking secret? Find out next time on the Spyro Universe Embarrassment Hour!

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Welcome back to the Spyro Universe Embarrassment hour.
great -_- its good to be back.
See don't ya enjoy being here.
Everyone: No!
...... ok 1st request

I would like the gang to be put in the same place as Shaun of the dead... (Zombies everywhere... only 2 make it out alive... unless you count the zombie friend... )

But Spyro isn't here.
*Comes walking into the studio still in shock from the last request* i..i..i..i'm b..b..b..back.
Well ugh ok I think i'll let him sit out of this request but everyone else get to it.
Everyone: >_<
Well while everyone is busy being killed by zombies next request.

Make Spyro emo and make him listen to Tokio Hotel

w...w...w...what!? B..b..but I d..d..don't want to b..b..be emo like Cynder!
*suddenly appears in the studio* Whats wrong with being emo!
n.n.nonthing. *becomes emo* Why do I keep saving the world. Why do I hate waffles...
-_- forces to enjoy Tokio Hotel.
>_<
Anyway lets see how everyone is surviving the zombie attack.
:terrador: gah I hate zombies! *gets jumped by a few dozen zombies*
*gets killed*
zombies AHHH! they are scary!
Of course they are scary. *starts blasting them with no damage whatsoever*

Next request:

Have Volteer make a speech with no actual point
(Couldn't think of anything else)

........ *Puts earplugs in while volteer appears in the studio* ok Volteer make a speech about something with no point to spyro! :devil:
*no longer emo* What!? why me!
Because I said so :-p
Gah!
:volteer: *starts speeching and not soon after you can see swirls in spyro's eyes*
@_@ Somebody end the torture!
HAHAHA glad that wasn't me too bad for my fat brother.
@_@ shut up!
Ok sparx your next after spyro!
o_O *Jumps off a cliff*
.... now for our final request.

Make Spyro deaf, that would be funny

Yes!!! atleast I won't have to listen to volteer anymore. *becomes death*
:volteer: *still speeching unaware of spyro becoming death*
*start dancing and singing* Its good to be deaf lalala don't have to listen volteer lalala its good to be deaf lalala glad I am not listening to volteers annoying voice.
.....gah! his singing is horrible someone shut him up!
*quickly walks up to spyro and knocks him out with 1 blow to the head*
x_x
Thank you!
:volteer: *opens his eyes to see spyro ko'd and then walks over to cynder and starts speeching*
>_< why me!?
*brings everyone who died against the zombies and forces them to listen to volteer*
No! I rather die again than deal with this sort of torture!
What he said!

Ok.....Well thats all the time we have today folks see ya next time.

s'pyromane

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

Hey , I was about to ask this at NF with PMs... Whatever , it's a good idea.
Any dare , anyone ?

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

Ok here's the next 4 episodes:

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welcome to the horror show called the spyro universe embarrassment hour.
Where is NF?
He said he was running a bit late.
*suddenly appears in the studio* Sorry I'm late all the roads from my city were flooded from the storm thats still dropping rain on us anyway lets start the show!
*groans*

I wonder what would happen if Spyro was a womanizing *Bleep* ball

Ok spyro your up.
*is sleeping*
Spyro! wake up.
*still sleeping*
>_< *yells in a microphone* WAKE UP NOW!
*has his ears covered* Um NF have you forgotten that he's deaf?
......oops yeah I forgot about that. *returns spyro's hearing*
*outraged by that request* Spyro is not doing that!
And why not?
Because if you make him *uncovers my entire video game collection* I'll destroy these!
O_O NOO! ok ok he doesn't have to do the request. *grabs his games and puts them under lock and key*
Thanks cynder!
.......*guarding his game collection* Next request!

make a renactment of star wars with sparks as darth vader and spyro as luke XD

Whats star wars?
Umm it was some movie that came out in the 70's with people fighting each other with light sabers.I never watched it though.
Star wars fan: What do you mean you havn't watched it! Its the greatest movie of all time!
It doesn't sound that great to me.
Star wars fan: What! *runs onto the stage and starts hitting spyro with a fake light saber*
Get this star wars wannabe off of me!
Hey Cyril could you freeze that guy for us?
:cyril: Sure *uses ice breath freezing that crazy star wars fan*
*star wars fan gets poofed far away from the studio into the middle of a tropical rain forest*
OK spyro, sparx get to it.
*dresses up like luke skywalker*
*dresses up as darth vader*
*gives them light sabers*
*spyro and sparx start having a light saber duel*
Aww! spyro you're so cute in that costume.
*steals darth vader's I mean sparx's light saber and starts swinging wildly at ember* Die ember die!
AHHH! *runs around the studio barely dodging cynder's light saber* Someone get this emo dragoness away from me!
Hey I was in the middle of a fight.
*Hits Sparx with his light saber*
:sparx:NOOOOOOO! *is defeated*

Now for out 3rd request.

I liked the execution of my idea that you made, but it feels like that you should stretch out this idea a bit more detailed and make it more funner. It kinda felt too rushed in my opinion, since I presume they only saw a fraction of the forum (or less than half). So this might be a request after all. XD

Didn't we already do that?
Yeah but Iso wants it continued so.
*spyro characters start browsing again*
Good to see everyone thought that ETD was crud.
:Ignitus: *Reading a random fanfiction* This is sad that a fan of LOS can make a much better story than the producers did <_<.
*still running away from cynder: I would've made a great character in the LOS trilogy.
The only reason you wanted to be in LOS was to try and steal spyro from me *barely hits ember on the face leaving a mark*
NO! you ruined my face *Uses a I love spyro furry* A bunch of hearts come out of nowhere and start ripping cynder to shreds.
AHH! what the heck kind of fury is this!?
:terrador: Thats a new one....
:cyril: *reads that Ignitus married Malefor* o_O ... :barf:
:ignitus: hey Cyril you ok? *reads why he puked* o_O *faints*
:malefor: *playing with his pink dolly*  Its time for dress up.
Audience: <_<
Spyro characters: <_<
:malefor: What?
<_< what do you think your holding a pink doll.
*covered in scratches and bruises* OW! that was one painful fury *collapses onto the floor*
Cynder! *runs over to her* are you ok?
Does it look like i'm ok!!!!!
Ha thats what you get for ruining my face!
*starts beating the crud out of ember then sends her flying out of the studio with an earth blast*
:'(  spyro how could you!
*Waving to ember* enjoy your flight. Well thats all the time we have see ya later.

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NF: *Comes into the studio soaking wet* Hello and welcome back to another wonderful day at the Spyro Universe Embarressment Hour.
T.T Great its good to see you.
*rolls eyes* Woohoo its fun being here.
Its not like there's any other place we'd rather be at.
NF: >_> 1st request please.
Why are you soaking wet anyway?
NF: I had to swim out of my city thats now a lake thanks to that blasted nor'easter .

Stop! I can't go on seeing a new dare show without some real cruelty. Time for an uber-dare.

First step, pick a target... I'm going to shoot for Sparx today.

Sparx must have his wings encased in lead, then drop him into one of those tanks with giant whales. Just before the lack of air or crushing power of half a ton of jaw muscle kills him, remove him, and hook him up to the local power grid. When properly charred, add him to a stew pot and allow to simmer for two minutes before adding stock. Simmer for 15 minutes and serve to everyone else. Tell them the main ingridient is love.

Suprisingly satisfying.

*anime sweat drop + jaw drop* O_O'''
NF: :devil:
:devil:
Now this is what I call a request! *evil laughter*
>_< *wings become encased in lead* NO! you can't do this to me!
NF: :devil: *grabs sparx and throws him into a tank with killer whales*
*is squirming trying to get out of the water while all the air is leaving his lungs and being crushed to death from the pressure*
This is fun to watch! :devil:
*inside a whales mouth gasping for air* Oh precious oxygen...? where am I? *Killer whale starts crushing sparx to death with the strength of its jaw muscles* *He then lets out a bloody scream*
o_O
NF: OK someone put him in the next part of this request!
*whispers then casts a spell that puts sparx inside a dangerously powerful electric grid*
x_X Stop the torture!!!!! *The grid starts letting lose 10000 volts of electricity through sparx's body and you can hear a loud zapping sound*
Few minutes laters.
*Comes flying out of the grid smoking and in a delicious charred goodness form* X_X.
Chef: *Is preparing a stew then catches and puts sparx inside it to simmer for 2 minutes then adds some delicious ingredients then lets simmer for 15 minutes*
* and the rest of the gang start drooling from the mouth watering aroma of the stew*
:ignitus: Is it ready yet I am hungry!
*timer goes off and our chef gives everyone a bowl of the stew*
Man this tastes great.
I'll say ^_^.
While the gang are eating their meals lets get onto the 2nd request!

have sparx beat up spyro

mmmm but I am eating and wasn't he just destroyed?
NF: Hurry up and finish and I will bring him back.
*is restored back to normal* moan......... that was PAINFUL darn you aceedwin!
NF: Hey sparx you have a request.
Oh woopdeedoo *rolls eyes then reads request* Yes I get to beat up my fat brother.
*finishes eating* for the last time i am not fa... ooof *gets jumped*
*is beating up spyro DBZ style* Eat my fists of fury!
Owowow! stop it sparx I am your brother.
*hits spyro in the jaw with a devastating attack sending spyro flying into a studio wall breaking through it leaving a large hole*
@_@
Ha! the purple weakling just got owned by a dragonfly!
NF: >_< and we just had the floor fixed from cynder melting a hole through it. Oh well moneybags will cover this bill next request.
No i'm not!
:elora: Stop being a cheapskate 24/7 already *rolls eyes*
hmph!

time for some unforscean randomness heheeh replace the ghoust on pack man with the spyro char but make malefor the pacman XDhis goal eat all the others buwahahahahaha evil pacfor!

NF: Ah pacman so many childhood memories playing this classic game.
Whats pacman?
NF: Its a game which you control pacman to eat all the pellets on each stage while avoiding the 4 ghosts that are hunting you down.
-_- that sounds boring!
NF: >_> *turns the guardians into the ghosts and malefor into pacman*
I'll give this game a try.
:malefor: This is bogus!
*Guardians give chase after malefor*
:Ignitus: Lets get him!
:malefor: NO! get away from me *runs into power pellet*
:cyril: Die! *runs into malefor but gets eaten turning into floating eyes*
:terrador: o_O What happened?
NF: When ever malefor eats a power pellet you ghosts become vulnerable to being eaten*
:volteer: Retreat!
:malefor: :devil: Come here! gulp *eats terrador* Yummy! gulp *eats the others as well* Now this is fun ^_^.
:NF: While hunter is racking up a high score and malefor is enjoying devouring the guardians lets move onto the next request.
Oh yeah high score baby!

Make them do it all again

*Tv screen starts showing some of the funny parts of the earlier episodes*
*walks back into the studio limping on 3 legs* OW!
*walks up to spyro again saying I am married to ember*
NF: XD!
o_O *faints*
*falls over twitching*
*Everyone gets poofed to the concerts again but this time they are all playing at the same time*
:blink: @_@ *ear bleed*
wha? i was play.... AH! *trying to rip his ears off*
*still fainted but is thrashing about due to all the loud ear piercing noise*
NF: next!
:ignitus: You suck malefor!
:malefor: >_< I already heard that. *tries to earth flail ignitus but forgets he is still pacman* ???
:ignitus: *him and the guardians returned to normal* :devil: *stomps malefor into the ground*
NF: *forces them to perform in front of simon cowell again*
*wakes up to find himself on the american idle stage again* where am I? *notices simon* O_O OH .... not again.
Simon: *twitchy eyes* You better perform better this time!
NF: XD Now for our final request of the day.
*Simon Is heard screaming his head off at the spyro characters bad performances*
@_@

Nice expansion on my idea Nintendofreak, both in page 1 and page 3. I actually enjoyed it. XD Since I'm still in the mood of thinking about the internet, it's time to force them to watch nuthead YouTube videos! Give it a dose of user-made videos, and Spyro fan-made videos. >:3 I'm sure you won't have a hard time finding those fan "gems". :3 Be sure they find out if there's a Spyro movie coming out... (:)

That doesn't sound bad.
*random video showing spyro swinging on a vine*
NF: George George George of the jungle watch out for that tree.. *video shows spyro flying face 1st into a tree*
audience: hahahahaha!
*next video shows hunter trying to ride on a unicycle but then he loses his balance and falls into a big pile of mud*
.....
*3rd video shows malefor dancing around in a tutu and singing about how he likes pony's*
spyro characters: O___O
NF: O___O
audience: O___O
:malefor: ._. who the heck posted that!
*4th video shows ember kissing cynder:
spyro character: ooooooh!
O________O
O________O
NF: *jaw drop*
*wakes up to silence* whats going on? *sees the video* O___________O Holy Avalar! *looks at cynder*
*has found the user of that video in the audience and is beating the crud out of them*
video poster: @_X *screaming* OW!
CYNDER!!!
*is shaking in a corner very afraid*
NF: geez calm down spyro is was just a fan video >_>. Thats why you saw cynder ripping the owner to shreads.
*the 5th video shows the guardians all playing dress up and acting like they are hot stuff*
Guardians: ..........
NF: ok.... well... um..... thats all the time we have today so ugh yeah see ya next time.

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NF: And we're back so lets get the show started.
>_<
>_<

The wyverns (or whatever it's spelled) and the others Malefor's allies take a dinner with all the dragons , Malefor will the host of this dinner obviously , they will be very polite and have good maneers or...no , I'll not say what will happen then , I hope for them that they will be receptive to the idea...but if they do , it will be less fun huh...

:malefor: Gah why does it have to be my place?
NF: Is that a problem?
:malefor: I havn't clean....... nevermind
>_< We why do we have to eat at malefor's filthy place....
:malefor: It isn't that filthy!
So it is filthy!
NF: Glad I won't be there *malefor's forces and the dragons get poofed to malefor's filthy dining room*
:flame: OMG it stinks in here! *holds nose*
*everyone is struggling to eat there dinner without puking do the the noxious stench while giving throat cutting looks at each other*
:gual: Someone pass the salt.
:ignitus: ..... *passes the salt to gaul*
*there is gonna be a fight soon*
Well atleast its our 1st date spyroku.
*grabs ember then slams her into a random ape commander*
:ape commander: That is it I can't take this anymore! *jumps spyro and starts beating him up*
*Everyone starts fighting each other destroying every inch of malefor's house*
:malefor: -_- .....It was time for me to move anyway.
*The next day the dragons and evil dudes come into the studio in casts etc*
NF: Oh good your back now for the 2nd request. *reads the request before saying it to the spyro characters* O_O' ugh I forgot I have somewhere to be so someone take over for me.
Fine i'll do it.
NF: Oh and I will be watching and if the requests arn't done! *points to a room with barney playing then leaves*

Make Spyro a reincarnation of Jack the Ripper

O_O Oh crud thats why NF left all of a sudden!
:devil: *holds knife and stares at everyone with evil desires*
:ignitus: Run away!!!
*Everyone is suddenly tied to the floor magically preventing escape*
:terrador: What the? How did this happen!
*starts running towards everyone*
Spyro wouldn't hurt me again since he loves me.
:Everyone: <_<.
*starts walking towards ember with hatred in his eyes*
o_o' HELP!
*Tv screen suddenly goes blank*
NF: *returns to the studio the next day to find that everyone had been killed* ..........I wonder where spyro is?
*starts running towards me*
NF: oh ....! *Grabs sleeping gas bomb and throws it at spyro*
  must kill..... *falls to the floor asleep*
NF: T.t.that w.w.was c.c.close *returns spyro back to normal and revives everyone* N.n.n.next r.r.request p.p.please

The next thing... I feel a bit needy, I want all the Spyro characters who are ticked of being scammed by Moneybags beat him up, and steal all his valuables. I hope it's that big golddddden statue that he has in his one hundred tall mannnnnnnsion! I dunno! Rip his clothes or something! ...for a plus. Oh, and reveal on how those victims got scammed. Hmmm. >;3

<_< Not my fault there are so many suckers... I mean customers.
*everyone suddenly stares at spyro*
*wakes up* ..... I feel weird like I just commited mass murder or something? *his memory was wiped out when he was restored to normal* Hey why is everyone staring at me?
Thats because you did!
:elora: Read the request!
*Reads it* I wasn't ripped off.
:NF: <_< spyro if it wasn't for you moneybags would've been homeless on the streets years ago!
hehehe.
:NF: Ok now moneybags explain how you scammed everyone!
NO!
:NF: *opens a door showing a vault with all of moneybags gems inside with lots of explosives on it* Then say nighty night to your gems!
:cries: *starts telling how he scammed everyone* I made spyro pay me to get further in the worlds of avalar. I sold hunter some cheap running shoes that I said were top line. I sold ember some perfume that actually makes purple dragons hate you.
XD that last 1 was great!
>_<
*continues* I sold some fake jewelry to hunter that he was gonna give to bianca. *keeps going for hours and hours*
*Hours later*
*everyone is sleeping*
:NF: *sleepy* Are.... you... done... yet? *yawns*
Yes..
*fire works go off to wake everyone up*
:NF: Its time for the people who got scammed to beat up moneybags!
._. *everyone is suddenly deadly beating the crud out of him*
:NF:*recording everything*
*lets out a yell that causes the entire realm to shake*
*3 hours later the only thing of moneybags that could be found were the shredded clothes he had on*
:NF: RIP moneybags.
*everyone barges into moneybags mansions and steals everything that isn't nailed to the floor*
i'm going on vacation forever with all the cash i'll get from selling this stuff*
*is covered from head to feet in jewelry* I love jewelry!
*:spyro: and the guardians come out with a giant golden statue*
:ignitus: This ought to keep us sustained for the rest of our lives!
Duh thats why we stole it. This statue is probably worth a trillion gems.
T.t.t.trillion g.g.g.gems! I can get all the jewelry in the world with this!
......*quietly* whats with women and jewelry?
:volteer:  I'll buy all the books in the world to read!
:cyril: *good maybe that'll shut him up*
:terrador: I can finally get some gym equipment so I can bulk up.

:NF: Thats all for today folks! *Uploads the video onto youtube* See ya later.

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:NF: Welcome to the 8th episode of the spyro universe embarrassment hour. But before we start the show I was thinking of maybe having a partner to cohost this show with. Anyway I have to go find all the spyro characters since they ran off with all of moneybags valuables....
*The next day*
-_- And i was having so much fun.
:NF: To bad we got a show to do!

What if Spyro was in a heavy metal band?

ugh it was bad enough having to listen to them but now i have to be part of the band! *angry look at apoc*
:NF: Just get to it.
*Joins the heavy metal band and gets ready for a show that will be hosted live here on the SUEM*
*The next day*
:NF: Before we continue the requests we will have the Heavy metal band play for us*
:audience: CHEERS!
*backstage* This is gonna get ugly.....
:band member: You better not screw this up!
:NF: And now for the show! *curtains open* By the way everyone spyro character must watch this.
:fredneck: But listening to metal makes me CROAK.
*After a long painful hour of spyro screwing up BIG time*
:NF: @_@ my ears!
:audience: BOO!
:band members: You ruined our reputation! *They jump spyro and start beating him up with everything except the kitchen sink*
Thank avalar that the torture is over .....pure spyro.
Not the gut!
:NF: Ok now for our next request.

Fresh attempt out of the box! x3 Continue that outcome of all the Spyro characters having those possessions Moneybags has after a couple of days or months later. It's until... 2012 proclaims that it will kill all of them... make it a very dangerous disaster with raging fire!

Well the 1st part will be fun!
owowow! I said not the gut!
:NF: >_> well Spyro won't be allowwed to do the 1st part of this request *enjoying watching spyro get beat up*
:All the spyro characters except spyro starts splurging with the cash they have*
relaxing on a cruise with bianca.
:Dragons: Are all out eating the most expenve foods in the world.
I love being rich!
:blink: *Is underground doing nonthing thanks to his fresh-air-aphobia* sigh i wish I could see the world.
:evil dudes: Are all out buying weapons of mass destruction.
*It is now 2012*
:NF: *Is hiding inside a base with an impenetrable forcefield* I'll be safe in here when the world is destroyed but just in case *holds shadow the hedgehog hostage* You will teleport us back in time right before this request was made!
:Shadow: >_> death to those who kidnap me.
*spyro character are all together for a reunion*
Hey its good to see you hunter.
likewise.
:Guardians: *now have beards* Don't start without us!
ugh its only been 3 years why do you have beards!!!
:Ignitus: ...I like it?
*All of a sudden the planet start shaking from multiple earthquakes*
:Sparx: AHHH! the ground is shaking.
Why thanks for pointing out the obvious.
*volcano's start erupting all over the planet and lava spews all over the place*
:blink: We're all gonna die!
*The surrounding area near the gang goes sky high with flames*
No i'm too young to die.
*back at the base*
:NF: o_o' ok i am getting nervous now shadow get us out of here! *teleports back 3 years in time right before this request was made*
:NF: that was close.
*meanwhile back in the future*
NO! *hugging cynder tightly its all over* :cries:
*the planet is now a big mass of raging lava*
well since we'll be dead in a few seconds there's only 1 thing left to do.
Which is?
*shoves spyro into the lava* I'm tha last living creature of this planet!
*falls into the lava* :cries: Cynder!!!!! *planet explodes*
*back in the past*
:NF: ok we will skip the second request so lets get onto the 3rd one.
:shadow: <_< can I leave and be emo now? *chaos control* dissappears from the studio*

I think that you could do an entire parody of any Spyro game if you wanted to , so great.
Now , the request :
Spyro and Cynder are facing Malefor and the Golem (...!) , absolute silence for the two sides...
Then Malefor's guys take the  mensurations of the two dragons , to buy coffins at their height...
And one of them...prepares something , it seems it's...Four linked GBA ?!
Then a intense fight begin on Bomberman tournament (not necessary a team match huh , in this game it does not exist) , in 5 parts.
Hey , it's not the same generation than before huh , so where's the problem with that ?
You can change the multiplayer game if you want , I said BT because it has a place in my heart...and the Golem is a pro-gamer btw , this guy looks like a real winner.
(and facing for what ? I let you figure it out...)

:NF: ........ never played that but ok.
*spyro and cynder get poofed and are about to face malefor and the golem*
Lets get em spyro.
*barely able to breath* The pain >.<!
-_- forgot he was hit with everything including the kitchen sink.
:NF: hands the 4 gameboy advance's to them time for a match of bomberman. And the winner doesn't have to kiss gaul on the lips! XD
:malefor: :golem: O_O!!!!!
*they start the match but it wasn't much of a challenge since the golem owns at this game!
:NF: and the winner is!
spyro!!!
cynder!!!
:NF: golem:
:golem: *smiles .....well if he smiles*
NO!
*gaul suddenly appears*
:gaul: whats the meaning of this!
:NF: you have to kiss spyro, cynder, malefor on the lips. *poofs back to the studio before gaul tries to rip me to shreds*
:gaul: *jaw drop* oh heck no!
:sorceross: I'll handle this *forces spyro cynder and malefor to kiss gaul*
X_X
X_X
:malefor: X_X
:gaul: X_X
*back at the studio*
XD I can't believe they actually did that!
:NF: that was fun to watch anyway thats all for today.

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

What if cynder fell of a cliff because of spyro..lets say it was an..."acident" if you get me XD

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

2 dares so far 1 more then I will write up the show.
Ok here are the last 3 parts forgot I already put part 12 up

Ok about episode 9 It wasn't my turn writing up the show this was just a what if episode. I really wanted to do a particular dare thats why I wrote it up also.

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NF:...Hello and welcome back to the spyro universe embarrassment hour -_- lets get started.

NF: My request is that Ember must kiss sparx! XD. Then vulcan has to kiss Ignitus, Terrador, Cyril and Volteer on the lips!!! :devil:

Umm NF arn't you forgetting that th host is not allowed to make requests!
NF: >_> It wasn't my turn to host the show and I can make requests when it isn't my turn.
But you are doing the show today!
NF: Whatever *points to a room which has barny, teletubbies, dora the explorer, and other shows playing* That's where you'll be if you don't stop arguing with me.
o_e' shutting up now...
Ew! I don't kiss dragons!
NF: Want me to turn you into a dragon then?
Ugh no thanks was turned into one already.
NF: Then get over there and kiss ember!
Yuck! I only kiss my true love spyro!
*Wakes up jumping and screaming* NO!!!!!
*Also wakes up and has a look like she's about to kill someone* Touch him and die!
Oooh do I sense some jealousy cynder? *smirks*
Why you little....
:flame: Cat fight cat fight go!
*both snarl at him*
:flame: ._.
NF: Will you 2 dragoness's stop fighting! Now ember and sparx kiss or else *pulls out a machine gun* :devil:
and O_O' *they quickly kiss each other obvisously hating it but the camera makes it look like they are enjoying it very much*
Hey sparx you enjoying making out with ember?
*both sparx and ember faint from the torture*
NF: *grins* Nice spyro and now for Vulcan! :devil:
:vulcan: O.=.o *growls*
NF: *loads machine gun and smiles* I've been needing some target practice with this thing.
:vulcan: >.=.< *walks over to each of the 4 guardians*
:guardians: Can we help you?
:vulcan: Growls again before pouncing on each of the 4 guardians kissing them on the lips.
NF: XD! Now this is what I call entertainment!
:Guardians: O///O
:vulcan: *finishes kissing the guardians then starts rinsing his mouth out with bottles of mouthwash* I'll never get this horrid taste out of my mouth!
NF: Well that was entertaining while it lasted but that was the only request we had so see ya next time here on the spyro univer......
:vulcan: *shoots metal at me* Don't even think about ending this show without doing my request!
NF: *Nearly gets hit* O.O But what are you talking about there are no more requests!
:vulcan: *growls and turns into dark form*
NF: OH ....! I have to get out of here! *runs but trips and falls over a randomly placed wall of metal*
:vulcan: *quickly rushes over to me and finds the hidden request reading it out loud*

*sways paw*
Hey NF, since you dont like Ember that much, How About Going on a Date with her? x3

*Everyone starts cracking up while ember slowly wakes up and hears the request*
NF: OW! who put a wall of metal in here! *notices the request was read* Oh heck no I ain't doing that!
Someone finally sent a request out on the host!
NF: Shut up cynder!!! *tries to aim the machine gun at cynder but it gets destroyed by a blast* O.O!!!
:vulcan: Do the request now!!!
NF: Make me!
:vulcan: Grins then starts approaching me.
NF: >.< Ember will you go on a date with me *glares at vulcan*
:wub: *quickly grabs me taking me to a restaraunt*
NF: *Eating at an expensive restaraunt with ember* ...... I hate you vulcan <_< *metal shoots by right infront of my face* O_O ......Enjoying our date ember?
Yep now lets go dancing! ^_^
NF: argh!!!! *carried off to a place to dance* ...*thinks of something quickly oh I know* I can't dance ember.
Thats ok I'll teach you then.
*We start doing a very embarrassing dance with everyone laughing at us then once we're finished we go outside to watch the sunset*
Isn't the sunset beautiful?
*Lands near us* Hey vulcan sent me to tell you that you guys have to kiss each other!
NF: *groans* But she just kissed sparx!
O///O *jumps me and starts making out with me*
NF: Get this crazy dragoness off of me >_<! *breaks free then runs away not looking where I am going and runs straight into a tree getting knocked out* @_@.
Now that this request is over maybe we could finally kiss spyroku!
O.O *grabs me and runs back to the studio*
Well you guys saw what happened to the host and spyro isn't here yet so i'll take over.

Subject Spyro to hours of electrocution, you know, standing in a bathtub filled with water while he's attached to a car battery.

Spyro isn't here....
*barges into the studio dropping me onto the floor with ember hot on his trail* S.s.save me! *hears ember yelling I love you*
You have a request spyro.
As long as it gets me away from her! *reads it* crud....
:volteer: *rams into spyro with an electric charge attack sending him flying into a bathtub filled with water*
Ouch.. atleast I landed in water..... wait I'm in water! *is randomly hooked up to a car battery attached with a wire to a remote which everytime the button is pushed spyro gets electrocuted*
:malefor: *smiles* This will be fun. *starts pressing the button hundreds of times*
zzzzOzzzzzzWzzzzzzzz *After a few hours spyro stumbles into the studio pulsating with electricity and burn marks all over his scales* :cries: Please tell me its over?
Not quite yet!
*bunch of electric dragons appear then use electric fury at the same time hitting spyro sending him flying through another studio wall outside into a raging thunder storm then lightning bolts continuosly keep hitting him and you can hear loud booms resulting in an explosion sending spyro back into the studio*
X_X *on the floor twiching badly*
:gaul: Hmmmm I wonder what crispified purple welpings taste like?
*Crying* spyroku! *runs over and starts hugging him tightly*
*to worried about spyro to give a care about ember runs over to spyro* Spyro please be ok!
NF:*wakes up* moans my head... *notices the hole in the wall* Not again who did it this time!
Ignitus: Well thats a 1st never thought i'd see those to both caring over spyro while not fighting each other, And it was spyro when he got blasted through a wall.
NF: -_- Atleast we have an infinite fund of gems *refers to moneybags* Guess we'll end the show here so see ya.

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NF: *In a ticked mood* hello and welcome back.
:flame: Why are you angry NF?
NF: Oh no reason *glares at vulcan's request for the last show* Lets get started then.

buwahahaha  i have a request for the hostes ^^ let me digitize you and your co hoste onto a cpu game thin alow all the spyro victoms to have a go at the game its like the interactive buddy game with wepons and never ending pain ^^ no limits ^^ from missles to makeing you look like barney ^^ to god powers and grenades hehe you think it and its possible ^^ buwahahah a lil revenge for all the chars ^^ and for fun a bounes lvl were cynder can cut up ember or turn her into a fat sow ^^ hehe and for isos fun he can eat the pigy ember buwahahah ^^i look forward to this ^^

NF: ...................
Someone was a little evil towards the hosts when they made that request.
NF: *starts creeping away* ....almost at the exit....
*holds giant club* time to smash!
NF: O.O' *is teleported into a room along with s'pyromane awaiting darkspyro* This is bull....
:darkspyro <3: *uses some device digitalyzing me and SM (s'pyromane) into a interactive game*
and Are 1st to try it out*
NF: gah I hate you ds<3! *arms pick up a missile launcher* O_O what the who's controlling me?
SM: *grabs one to and we start firing at each other*
*1 hour later both hosts are on the ground moaning in intense pain* *then some random button is hit and meteorites start crashing into us*
NF: WT *bleep* *gets crushed*
*all of a sudden both hosts get turned into big bird*
SM: O_O
*we both start fighting each other then step onto a mine field and get blown sky high all our feathers fly off and we fall to the ground looking like turkeys ready to be put into the oven*
NF: @_@
*randomly the cooking mama game lady comes and starts preparing us into a dish*
amazing request XD!
*we get thrown into and oven for a few hours of heat*
NF: Hot Hot Hot!!!!
*starts the bonus level and cynder and ember are poofed into the game*
>_< atleast I get to cut ember to pieces [insert evil death face here]
O_O *starts getting sliced up by embers claws.
Yeah cynder slice with those sexy claws of yours!
:ignitus: >_> pervert!
>_< I said that out loud.
:terrador: >_> duh!
NF: *still in the game* do the next freaking request already!

Turn Melefor into female, and have her go on a date with Spyro. Let's think of how Ember and Cynder would react at the same time. MWHAHAHAHA! >;D

I'll take care of the 1st part. *takes malefor into a test room with a giant laser like device* This won't hurt for a bit.
:malefor: What are you doing you stupid mole!
*grins and presses a button activating the machine hitting malefor with a gender changing beam* Changing your gender thats what.
:malefor: O_O! There's no way i'm going to lose my manliness! *body starts turning into a slinder female body* Roar! I'm gonna kill ISO! *His voice is girly as well XD*
The beam was a success a SUCCESS!
:malefor: *looks into a mirror* O_O HOLY AVALAR! I'm a female ..... *still looking in the mirror* Hmmm I think i'll enjoy being a female from now on ^_^.
:girls: <_<'
:flame: Look at those mountains! *gets the crud smacked out of him by all the po'd girls* @_@
:elora: That wasn't funny when hunter said it on the dare show and it isn't funny here!
-_-' *glad I didn't say it*
*ember and cynder walk out of the game room unharmed since it was only affective in the game and notice malefor* O_O! i.i.is that m.m.malefor!
Yes it is and its time for her to date spyro.
*ember and cynder* Fall over and start foaming at the mouth. *ambulance comes and takes them to the hospital*
O.O *turns pale*
:malefor: >_> I can't be that hideous. *drags spyro to [Insert romantic date here]* Malefor comes back carrying spyro's ghost white body into the studio then kisses him on the lips and starts blushing uncontrollably*
:audience: O___O
:spyro characters: O___O Did malefor just kiss spyro??? *they puke all over the place*
:janitor: *sighs* I've got this *starts cleaning up* I deserve a raise for this.
*I am released out of the game finally and s'pyromane is poofed home* >_> about time!

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NF: What a wonderful day to be hosting the dare show ^_^
>_> why?
NF: Cause its fun watching you guys get tortured XD
*rolls eyes* whatever.

Have Spyro and co. trapped in a room with Lordi

NF: *Points to random room in the studio* They're waiting.
can we atleast wear ear plugs this time?
NF: NO! *presses a button and the studio floor tilts into a 90 degree angle causing the gang to slide into the room* I lock the door ^_^ have fun.
*within minutes you can hear them all screaming and clawing at the door begging to get out*
:gang: Let us out of here! >_<
NF: *randomly playing a video game while ignoring the gang*
:lordi: *starts playing their music really loud causing the rooms walls to shake*
I can't take this anymore!
*All of a sudden you can hear the room getting destroyed*
NF: .....*opens the door and gets hit by a random earth flail and sent flying through the studio into a camera* OW! darn it thats it! you'll definitely be punished for this after the show!
:gang: *groans*
:lordi rock band: @_@
NF: *revives moneybags* we need some gems to pay for the bands hospital bills and instruments -_-

NF: *claps hands and an electric dragon with lots of small lighting bolts on his scales appears*
:lightning: Someone call me?
NF: Yes I need some better security here so you'll be helping out with it ok.
:lightning: *grins*
NF: Lets move on shall we?

Have all the spyro characters switch genders somehow and see what their reactions are.  XD

NF: XD! Let the request begin! Now professor lets get started!
:lighting: Wait don't tell me I have to do this!?
NF: No this wasn't against fan characters.
:lightning: phew....
*Gets on the gender swapping ray* This will be fun.
:boys: Ummm NO we're gonna get stuck with fragile bodies -_-
:girls: *ticked* HEY!
*starts charging the ray* In 10 ...9 ...8
NOOOO! I like being a guy.
:malefor: <_< I've enjoyed being a girl I don't want to be switched back.
NF: >_>
:lightning: >_>
:boys: >_>
:girls: >_>
:malefor: o_o ok...
3.... 2....
Wait I just remember that the host's request can't be done during his turn!
Oh yeah thats right!
NF: >_<!!! You had to say something didn't ya loud mouth!
Sorry but thats the rule!
NF: >_< Hey lighting go attack sparx!
:lightning: *grins* and starts charging his attack.
MOMMY! *flies away*
:lightning: *hits sparx with an attack so powerful he gets blown up into the clouds*
NF: <_< Good thats what he gets for ruining my fun -_- next request please.

Force one of the guardians to date Cynder... normal, or dark form. MWHAHAHAHAHA. XD

WHAT!? But she's my girlfriend!
Ugh nonono spyro i'm your girlfriend.
:flame: <_< ember spyro hates you so why dont you date someone who actually likes you... me ^_^
::ember: *rolls eyes*
What he said!
:ignitus: *blushes* *please be me*
NF: Hmmm tough choice *looks at the guardians deciding who to pick*
:ignitus: Hurry up and pick someone already!
NF: o_O
*Everyone starts staring at Ignitus*
NF: ...... ok ... so I guess you Ignitus since i've noticed lately that you like cynder:
:spyro and cynder: WHAT!!!
:ignitus: O///O *quickly grabs cynder by her tail then drags her off to their date*
*steam coming out of his nostrils* He is so dead when he gets back!
*Ignitus and cynder are off on their date while the studio watches what happens*
:ignitus: *blushes* kisses cynder on the lips
O.O slaps Ignitus on the face!
*back at the studio*
That does it!  bring him here now!
*randomly the duo appears in the studio but then ignitus kisses cynder again XD if spyro wasn't mad before he will be now*
*face is in darkness like you see in anime's when the characters are really mad* IGNITUS! I looked up to you as a fatherly figure and this is what you do! *jumps ignitus literally trying to rip him in half*
:ignitus: *gets owned completely and falls to the floor covered in scrathes, wings damaged etc* ......OW but it was worth it.
*walks over to ignitus to finish beating him up but then is grabbed by lightning*
:lightning: You've had your fun now its my turn.
What fun? and let go of me!
NF: <_< You didn't think I'd let you get away with hitting me with that earth flail earlier did you?
*gulp* gets locked in a room with lightning and you can hear loud screams of uncle uncle!
NF: Will spyro survive his torture? Will he forgive ignitus? Find out next time here on the SUEH.

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

:NF: Hello we're finally back so lets get this show on the road!

Make Spyro buy a cool car (you choose which car it will be , it don't have to be a "cool" car of course , it's a dragon, and not a random one...) and make him try it with Cynder , Sparx and Hunter (you can add Moneybags or any other caracter if you wish , let's keep some freedom for this dare , shall we).
With these guys in a car , just about everything may happen !

Yes a dare I can finally enjoy ...but one problem I don't have enough gems to buy a car.
:NF: No problem I'll be back in an hour. *1 hour later* I bring in a big bag full of gems. This ought to be enough!
Since when did you have that many gems.
:NF: Since I hacked moneybags account to have full access to it *grins*.
WHAT!!!
:NF: Anyway! ok spyro go buy a car.
Grins then flies off with the bag of gems *the next day* He comes driving into the studio in a mercedes that has a custom paint job on it.
:NF: ... Ummm since when could you drive?
Who cares lets go for a ride! *jumps into the car alongside sparx and hunter*
:NF: ok... *pulls down large tv screen inside the studio to see what they're up to*
So where are we going spyro?
*Puts on a helmet that fits dragons of course* Demolition derby!
o_O what!
Ah yeah baby! *puts on helmet*
Awww whats the matter doom girl you scared?
..... lunch time!
AHHH! *hides in glove compartment*
*rolls eyes* Ok we're here they're inside a giant arena with lots monster trucks waiting to cause some serious destruction.
:Announcer: Here is the last entry so lets get started 3...2...1... go!
Steps on the nitro pedal full speed and goes screeching into a random truck sending it flying into 2 other trucks. Yes time for some destruction! *continues ramming trucks but then gets double hit and his mercedes goes flying* WEEEEE
AHHH spyro enough get us out of here now!
Never! *lands on top of a trucks causing it to explode sending them flying into a couple other trucks before finally coming to a stop*
...I .... think.... my ... heart .... stopped... *gasping for air*
Don't stop now spyro keep the destruction going!
Yes there's just one opponent left. *grins then hits the gas full throttle* yeahhh! *they go crashing into the last truck head 1st sending it flying into a wall *causing a massive explosion* Yeah best dare ever!
:Announcer: We have a winner team purple flame!
*Takes the trophy and heads back to the studio*
*back at the studio*
:NF: -_-' How did he not wreck that mercedes? Anyway next dare.

What if cynder fell of a cliff because of spyro..lets say it was an..."acident" if you get me XD

:NF: As soon as he gets here we'll st....*hears screeching brakes moments before spyro crashes his mercede through the studio wall*
Yeah more dares like that please!
:NF: OK *whispers dare to spyro so cynder can't hear it then tells cynder to follow spyro*
*They head to a very high cliff*
Spyro why are we up here?
Oh just to enjoy the view. *twitches tail indicating he really doesn't want to do this dare*
...Ok well atleast we finally get something relaxing to do.
*sigh* I'm sorry but...
But what? *gets kicked off the cliff by spyro* AHHHHH SPYRO! *falling to her doom*
-_- Well atleast this dare was short.*begins to head back to the studio*
*flies up infront of spyro with an angry face and shoots him with a fear attack* You're so gonna get it for that! *drags him off to be tortured*
No!!!
*back at the studio*
:NF: He'll live *maybe* Well see ya'll next time.

*There were only 2 dares this week I normally wait a week at max if there arnt 3 by then I go ahead and write it up unless there's less than 2.*

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

introduce them to the brown note.

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

Spyro to send Elora to the end of the universe ((As in when time ends for this univers not the edge end XD))

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

...The brown note ?
...Can someone explain to me what it is ? For me it means nothing...
Edit : You mean a black hole , Clock-la ?

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

((Mah that will do XD))

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the brown note......  ugh I hope my searches for that were incorrect if they are correct i'd change that dare dark dragoness queen.

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found out whut? ask apoc for details

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nintendofreak

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I already know what it means but I just don't like that idea being done here so could ya change it to something else and does apoc even come on here anymore?

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Emmm...I won't even do search for this then...
And it seems that Apoc left the forum , yes.
What reason ? Who knows ? I didn't see him for a long time.

Another dare please , besides of this one who have to be edited , and I can start.
I warn you , I'll begin to write again my French parody about the first Spyro , and given the fact that I've joined two RP...
Expect some delay maybe for the beginning of the show. But don't worry , holidays are close for me , only two days to do and I'll be fine.

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

Dare hmmm well have spyro and cynder babysit a dozen baby dragons for a day.

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Not bad ! Edit your dare DDQ , or do another one , and I'll start.
Of course somebody else can let a dare if he wishes.

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:NF:Hmmm the dare studio sure has been quiet lately *opens door to find cobwebs all over the place* <_< Janitor!
:Janitor: yeah
:NF: Get rid of these cobwebs before i i .... achoo!
*dust and cobwebs fly all over the place*
:NF: >_< Just get to cleaning while i go and track down everyone!
:Janitor: -_- *starts cleaning*
*A few days later*
:NF: ...
...
Why are we here?
:NF: I was bored so Cynder and Ember go fight the elemental dragon.
This ought to be interesting.
*grins* this'll be easy. *gets in fighting stance*
.....
lets attack now ember!
*runs away*
Get your sorry pink self back here you coward!
Nuuuu *keeps running*
... Fine i'll take it out myself. *charges at the elemental dragon and uses fear attack* no problem *starts charging poison breath*
:elemental dragon: *roars and rams into cynder sending her flying into a thorn bush*
Yowch! *crawls out of the bush covered in thorns* ...why didn't that work and why does it look like my adult self? *starts pulling out the thorns each resulting in screams of pain* *lets just assume that cynders elements don't work on the elemental dragon*
:elementaldragon: *shoots a blast of electricity towards cynder*
:ycynder: *jumps out of the way then uses shadow to sneak up then attacks with shadow breath* Yes! .... the heck why arn't my elements working?
*both cynder and the elemental dragon start attacking each other with lots of claw strike tail whips etc for several minutes*
*breathing heavily* darn it this dragon is tough without my breaths!
:elementaldragon: *smiles then prepares to launch an attack*
*braces herself for the attack* .....
*walks up to cynder from who knows where* Awww is that all the strength you got ember?
I'd like to see you do better!
*walks up to the elemental dragon taps it then watches it fall to the ground defeated* Ha how'd ya like that!
The heck! o_O
Who sucks now!
>_<
*grins then looks at spyro*
o_O uh oh.
oh spy...
NO! *attempts to run away*
*grabs spyro by the tail and drags him away*
:Spyro: AHHH somebody save me!
:NF: Sure we'll save you once the next show starts ^_^.
You suck NF!
:NF: *yawns* what else is new

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Well , I'd like some people to read this work and to comment , because if you're not interested at all , I can continue by PM with NF only , and we won't have to waste our time in posting this here.
One of my favourite forums died because it lacks puplic to watch it and to comment the work so yeah , I'm beggining to really think again about the word "motivation".
I won't write until I get my last dare , indeed. If nobody's watching , why writing ?

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Ummm...Forget what I've said , it's too sad to let a topic like this one die like that. Let's do this !

s'pyromane : Hehooo , Everybody ! I'm back !
Heeeeeeeeeelp !
s'pyromane : Urgh , Ember still got you ?
Read what NF said , help me now !
s'pyromane : Okay , let's call Hyrule's rugby club. Gagagaganondorf !
*Four Ganondorf arrives , going forward at a great speed , elbows foward.*
They are ugly...unlike my cute little Spyroku ! :wub:
>_<
*she destroy them all as easily as she did for the elementary dragon*
Gagagaganondorf : UUUUEARGH !
s'pyromane : Well , I think I can only still do one thing : send a pony.
What the f...That's another joke I guess. >_<
s'pyromane : *take his doctor coat* docteur_snake , at your service.
...Oh my...We're all doomed.
:ignitus: That's my replique !
Uh , sorry.
This guy annoys you my Spyroku ?
s'pyro...docteur_snake : Just give me Spyro back and nothing will happen to you. I hope...
You'll NEVER get MY Spyroku !
doc' : Okay. Pony number 666 ?
*A pony with a tablespoon arrives*
AAAAAAH ! RUN AWAY !
Oh , a cute pony ! Great ! :wub:
*The "cute pony" attack her with the tablespoon and...blood is everywhere , I can no longer discribe.*
doc' : Duh , I'll use Trauma Center to cure her , if I need her...*tries and loose nine times* Argh , this game's too hard !
Super guide from New Super Mario Bros. : It's me Luigi ! *win with a perfect and save Ember*
doc' : o_O Okay , I can let my coat at someone else...*loose his coat and become s'pyromane once again*
Let's start the "maybe last but not least" show !

Request number 1 : Dark Hole.

s'pyromane : Hey ! Everybody ! You all had to go on a space travel , and thanks to the Professor and Neo Cortex , it'll be a piece of cake to build this.
and That's already done since a long time , but...Whatever.
*they all go inside the space ship*
That's cool !
But knowing s'pyromane , there will be a trap or something...
A space travel with my Spyroku ! Great ! :wub:
>_<
:elora: But Spyro ! Ripto is back , and...
(she's so boring...Oh , an idea) Let's take some oxygen girls...from the space ! *open the door and throw Ember and Elora outside* Ummm , that's better. Wait , I forgot to throw someone...*throw Volteer as well* AH ! Better !
O_O What the heck are you doing Spyro ?!?
The ship couldn't carry too much peole , so I threw the more annoying ones...Into a black hole so they won't revenge themselves ! Hehe !
Good initiative. Let's do like if nothing happened...
Spyro , I'm so happy that you've thrown Ember in the hole ! I knew you prefer me to her.
Of course ! I remember now who I had to throw next !
O_O HEEEELP !
s'pyromane : next dare , or they will all end into a dark hole...
*depressurisation of the ship*
s'pyromane : Huh...HURRY !

Request number 2 : Baby sitting
s'pyromane : Everything's in the title !
Does that mean...Oh nooo !
*twelve baby dragons were already messing up the whole place*
Wooooh ! Stop ! *no reaction* Well...I said...STOOOOOOOOOOP ! *uses fear*
Oh my...*faints*
s'pyromane : heart attack...Luigi ? Super Guide ? No response. Gaaaaah...*Call Ocelot Gnorc*
Ocelot gnorc : If you resist , I won't kill her , if you don't , ...
s'pyromane : Skip this part...And torture !
Ocelot gnorc : That's not fun. *bzzzzzzzzt electrocutate Spyro and reanimate him*
Aaaaaah , Great tickles ! ...Where I am ?
*but all babies were in the same state as Spyro was...*
s'pyromane : Wow Cynder , you really should have screamed like that to beat the elementary dragon , you almost killed 13 dragons here...
...quiet...I get too angry I guess...
s'pyromane : Well...*Uses electrified floor*...Ah , it worked ! You can dispose Ocelot gnorc.
Ocelot gnorc : I have a Snake gnorc to torture , so that's fine. See ya.
Hey ! They're peeding all around ! Help ! They're crying like Hell !
You should have bring the notice s'pyromane...
s'pyromane : Well , I guess that's it for the show. Black out !

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NF: ...... well when spyro's done babysitting he'll be in for a surprise *gets ember out of the black hole somehow.....*
.....
NF: Well when spyro gets back *gets choked*
*grabs me* Hey we didn't get to finish our date.
NF: can....t ...b...rea..th ....o_O wait ...date ... uh oh forgot about vulcans dare.... *breaks free then runs away*
Get back here *chases after me*
NF: I thought you only liked spyro >_<.
Well he's not here so....
NF: *keeps running while not paying attention trips over a rotten log landing head 1st into a rock falling unconcious*
Yay *grabs me and takes off to finish up the date* This'll be be fun *brings along a makeover kit*

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Re: Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

Hmmm...
Hey NF, I dare you to sit through a 5 hour makeover session with Ember being the artist. Have her do whatever she wants. x3

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It has been several long  peaceful months since the Spyro Universe Embaressment Hour had been cancelled. The gang  have all been relaxing without having to worry about what crazy dares they would have to do next. But little did they know that its about to start up for a new season. *As long as dares keep coming*

:Lightning: Ah welcome back ya’ll its been so long.
>_> Not long enough…. where’s NF ?
:Lightning: He won’t be here anymore.*this is since stormy wants dares to be only on spyro characters and none forum members so all dares requested on me will now be done by lightning * Anyway I think its time to get this show on the road. 1st up
:gang: *sighs*

Hmmm...
Hey NF, I dare you to sit through a 5 hour makeover session with Ember being the artist. Have her do whatever she wants. x3

:Lightning: ….. Oh come on! *glares at Vulcan*
:Vulcan: *snickers in audience*
Yes! Now that’s what I call a welcoming back dare for the host bringing us back here to be tortured again.
:Lightning: Shut up…. You do know I have control of all NF’s host powers right?
:gang: ._.
  :wub:  *skips up to me and pulls me out of the studio by my tail*
:Lightning: Why me?  :'(
*5 hours later*
*Comes skipping into the studio* HI!
… *stays far from ember*
Where’s lightning?
I’ll go find him *2 minutes later* OMG!
*everyone runs to see why cynder screamed*
O_O!
Dang……
*The camera zooms In on Lighting who’s face is completely red from embaressment and kiss marks*
:Lightning: …..
Holy ancestors! XD
:Lightning: *Who’s scales have all been dyed…. Pink! with big red hearts everywhere and a light blue skirt on to top it off* ….. The horror…..  I thought makeout meant kissing only but THIS!  :'( 
Yah I thought instead of just kissing I’d make him dress up, play tea party etc you know the full experience of being a girl.
Hehe that’s hilarious, I gotta get this on film. *Records everything on video* Its time to make you a star on you tube!
:Lightning: Yeah make sure you get all the action as I tear you to shreds!  *Jumps at Spyro with claws extended*
O_O….. *camera turns away from Spyro as you can hear loud screams*
I think we’ll end the show now since Lightning is kinda busy at the moment.