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MrXLink · Oct 29, 2009 11:00 AM

Noes! Fire means heat, heat means hot so he will meet someone hot! You don't want that to happen do ya? Then we will only get a plague of nutcrackers! No, we have to freeze it in liquid nitrogen and then drop it from the notre dame, so the plain will be full of shards, and shards bring good luck, good luck for an extra strawberry-chocolate muffin paste!

Aceedwin · Oct 29, 2009 12:22 PM

One of these days, I'm going to find a witch doctor and see what all this "spirit animal" gossip is about.

MrXLink · Oct 30, 2009 9:20 AM

Fine, get a witch doctor from the headhunters: he'll tell something to you, and he'll chop your head off as a ritual with good meanings. Headhunters chop each others heads off for a good reason. I suspect they will bury your head and give it water every day, hoping a tree will pop out. A human's tree, so the trees will have humans as fruits, more humans for the headhunters so they can chop their heads off again. That's why headhunters live close to forests.

Aceedwin · Oct 30, 2009 9:56 AM

Stupid shouldn't work that well you know.

MrXLink · Oct 30, 2009 10:08 AM

Human trees do exist, you know. It looks kinda grose, so I spoilered it wink

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But anyway, why do witch doctors exist? They are just guys who try to dance and then let suddenly rain come out of the sky (after they have seen the weather forecast on their secred flatscreen)

Aceedwin · Oct 30, 2009 10:11 AM

Witch doctors do exist, they're like shamans, but originate from Africa rather than North America.

MrXLink · Oct 30, 2009 10:35 AM

I did not ask if they do exist. I know that as well, but WHY?
Oh well, let's see if I can turn you into a tree man. smile

Aceedwin · Oct 30, 2009 11:04 AM

I've been waiting for tree hours now! Obviously, your bark is worse than your bite. All this witch doctor stuff is a bit wooden to me.

MrXLink · Oct 30, 2009 11:08 AM

Your wood will burn, clouds of black smoke will apppear. Hey, talking about pears, where is my cranberry potato stone radio control center refrigerator? I had it just a moment ago. Did you steal it, egg thief?

Aceedwin · Oct 30, 2009 11:11 AM

Well of course I did. How else will I power the surveillance cameras?

MrXLink · Oct 30, 2009 11:15 AM

Well, your grandfather, for example. If he's square-headed, sells balloons and wants to fly to paradise falls and meet mr. Muntz, you're done for. It could also be those little robotic, ahem, robotnik pingas who man the cameras. So you can better use GPS-Sat to launch a water balloon with a submarine inside it to steal it, without me noticing anything of it because I've got bananas in my ear? You must have been very silent...

Aceedwin · Oct 30, 2009 11:20 AM

It seems, Mr. Link, that you have been taking heroin again. Tut tut.

MrXLink · Oct 30, 2009 2:03 PM

Own recipe wink

Aceedwin · Oct 30, 2009 3:07 PM

I'll bet it includes things that you tend to find under kitchen sinks.

MrXLink · Oct 30, 2009 3:28 PM

Litte bit, it contains most stuff you find in bath tubs and isolation material on an attic. Of course, I'm not gonna tell my own secret recipe. Hmm, maybe some more motor oil...

Aceedwin · Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM

It might give you a bit of get up and go.

Freaks see dead people. Dead people see me.

There's something to go on a T-shirt.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 30, 2009 7:52 PM

i'd buy it. and then everyone who saw it would proceed to ask me "huh? i don't get it."

which actually did happen to me one time, with a shirt that said "what i really need are minions". nobody who saw the shirt, knew what a "minion" was, including my school nurse! now some of my classmates, i can understand. but my school nurse?

Aceedwin · Oct 30, 2009 7:56 PM

What kind of uneducated swags do you hang out with?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 30, 2009 8:03 PM

my intellectual equal! at long last! *awkward fanboy laughter*

why am i wasting 10 gems on this post? because eventually i'll find something that fires me up in General Discussion that i will rant on and on and on and on and on about, that will get me 75 gems.
what? people where you live usually know words like that? fascinating, such isn't the case where i am.. at least, with the people who bothered to comment on the shirt. there were a lot who didn't of course.

Aceedwin · Oct 30, 2009 8:37 PM

Strangely I live in London, where words with two syllables tend to be pushing the limits with a quarter of the population. But I know plenty of people who would use the word minion, albeit while sitting upon someone else, and bragging like hell.

MrXLink · Oct 30, 2009 10:02 PM

Then we get ze problem that I live in the Netherlands, where they speak everything short and softly, pretty annoying sometimes. I'm weird, I prefer English above my mother tongue. As if I've been learning the wrong language for ages.

But why do they lengthen their voooooowels in England? I mean, well, it sounds pretty weird when you exaggerate. Like: Spyyyyyrooooooo theeeee Draaaaagooooon... Nevermind, I like it, and I'm also getting negative commentary from my classmates about my accent which is different from the rest.

Hmm, I guess this was the spam forum, right? Well then: Who's gonna clean op the nutcracker shards? A crazy bottle 'o pavement gas stripes? I think that's actually a wicked idea, seeing a bottle cleaning up nutcracker shards in the hope ther get freed from alcatraz in exchange.

Aceedwin · Oct 31, 2009 9:08 AM

We don't always vocus on the vowels. I don't know where you got that from. Or maybe I'm just used to it.

MrXLink · Oct 31, 2009 9:09 AM

Yes you are. We always need to know the british accent at school. Very annoying sometimes. I didn't want to bully all the english here, tho. I just think it's annoying to speak like that myself because I'm not used to it and you are.

Aceedwin · Oct 31, 2009 9:15 AM

If we were to spend half a second on every vowel, you might have a point, but we don't usually. I wonder what kind of freakish accent they're teaching you.

MrXLink · Oct 31, 2009 9:39 AM

I know. The won't accept it if I tell em the truth... I've been in England [yes, England] for many times and I've never heard any sign of that accent.

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