My weird(and creepy) Spyro story

Cynder1996 · Mar 25, 2009 6:00 PM

Chapter 1:Weird Day

Flame and Sparx were playing on Hunter's front lawn.Hunter looked out of window and saw Flame and Sparx.He opened the front door.
"Get off my lawn,you hooligans!"Hunter shouted.Flame pulled funny faces at Hunter.
"I wouldn't do that."Sparx said.
"Why?"Flame asked.
"Hunter ordered a laser gun of Ebay last week."Sparx said.
"Uh oh."Flame said.Hunter loaded his laser gun and shot a laser at Sparx.
"Hey,I dont have Life insurance yet."Sparx said.He turned into a lump of ash.
"Cool."Flame said.
"Just get off my lawn!!!!"Hunter shouted.Flame gulped and ran away.
*1 hour later*
Flame ran up to Tlos Spyro's house and knocked on the door.Tlos Spyro opened the door.
"WHAT?!"Spyro shouted.
"Why are you angry?"Flame asked.
"Why am I angry?..WHY AM I ANGRY?!?!..YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M ANGRY?!?!"Spyro shouted.
"Yeah...."Flame said in a quiet voice.
"The original Spyro came out of the mirror somehow,AND HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!"Spyro shouted.
"Why wont he leave you alone?"Flame asked.
"HE WANTS ME TO DUMP CYNDER AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!!....That isn't a bad idea,attulay."Spyro said.
"Yeah.Cynder is a little bit..Weird.."Flame said.Cynder ran up to Flame.
"WHAAAAAATTTT?!"Cynder shouted.
"Where did you come from?"Flame asked.
"Somewhere very far away."Cynder said.
"And you attulay heard me?"Flame asked.
"YES!!"Cynder shouted.Flame gulped.
"I'M NOT WEEEEIIIRRRDDD!!!"Cynder shouted.Flame ran away.
*3 hours and a pickle later*
Flame was sitting down on a rock.
"Today has been a very weird day."Flame said.A flying pig landed on Flame's head.
"Maybe the person that wrote this is weird."Flame said.A piano appeared above Flame.
"Ok,I take it back!The writer is perfectly normal."Flame said.The piano disappeared.
"That was a close one."Flame said.
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Chapter 2:Ember the stalker

Coming soon!

random · Aug 13, 2009 4:55 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL but Ihate the dumping Cynder thing SPYROXCYNDER ROCKS

cynderfan · Aug 20, 2009 7:22 AM

Wow, one of the few FF's I can sit through!
By the way fab job!

Apoc · Oct 11, 2009 3:19 PM

I remember reading on The Eternal Night on the GBA saying that Spyro and Cynder are siblings. WTF??? Either that was a mistake or it's incest.

Good story by the way. Odd but it's quite funny.

Here's something for SpyroxCynder:

random · Dec 15, 2009 10:12 PM

Apoc wrote:

I remember reading on The Eternal Night on the GBA saying that Spyro and Cynder are siblings. WTF??? Either that was a mistake or it's incest.
Good story by the way. Odd but it's quite funny.
Here's something for SpyroxCynder:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Rurikredwolf · Dec 16, 2009 12:08 AM

I still think they should have been Brother and Sister

but anyway, I fail to understand how this is a story. It just looks like you kinda spammed and made it into a story with no real plot or anything. Don't bite my head off, either, as I am a critic, and I critique things.

Apoc · Dec 16, 2009 12:44 PM

I did get confused somewhere in the story and then I lost the plot completely, it was entertaining but creepy? Not so much, if you want it creepy you'll need a really sick sense of humour. It was weird but not creepy by any means. If I wrote a creepy Spyro story people will hate me for it cuz when I write creepy it ends up being disturbing.

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