Twilight.... it annoys me to no end

Aicebo · Apr 10, 2009 7:34 PM

I wouldn't call every depressed person a big fan; I'm at a pretty depressing point in my life right now but I don't mope around all day and blab about twilight and obsess over Edward.

Mysterious Cynder · Apr 10, 2009 7:39 PM

Lol, I call Edward EDDWORT because he's so ugly.

RedDragonX · Apr 10, 2009 8:53 PM

Aicebo wrote:

I wouldn't call every depressed person a big fan; I'm at a pretty depressing point in my life right now but I don't mope around all day and blab about twilight and obsess over Edward.

Well we can still go with the vast majority of them wink

Ryft Darkpaw · May 30, 2009 1:51 AM

Fangirls have ruined the books for most people, given that they are still good books, but the fans make such a huge deal and such that nobody seems to want to see what everything's all about. Oh and they ruined the movie too.....no wait....hollywood did that.

Stormy · May 30, 2009 6:19 PM

I would argue that the Twilight "saga" are not good books, but that's just me. For one thing, they glorify things such as pedophilia and abusive relationships. Bella is a total Mary Sue. And let's not forget Stephenie Meyer's abuse of the poor thesaurus.

Rosie · May 30, 2009 10:14 PM

*sighs* I'm not a fan of the Twilight series. I'll acknowledge that they are books. Books, yes, badly written, highly popular (for no good reason), and mostly read by 15 year old girls, 6 year old boys, and 50 year old mums. I'm just sick and tired of the Edward craze, and the terrible job that was done on the movie. I was really hoping they'd improve the plot in the movie....

bastian · May 31, 2009 5:13 AM

Call me close-minded, but I'm not interested in Mormon vampires.

CynderFan101 · May 31, 2009 8:04 PM

I am ashamed of the fact that I was once a Twihard. (In case you don't know, that's slang for a serious twilight fan) It wasn't until a couple months ago that I realized the series is just a piece of crap. Especially number 4, Breaking Dawn. Stephenie Meyer isn't the best writer in the world.

What saved me from my Twilight obsession, you ask? The Vampire Diaries by L.J. Smith. Another popular vampire romance author. VAMPIRES SHOULD HAVE FANGS AND THEY SHOULD NOT SPARKLE!!! In The Vampire Diaries, there are actually a lot of horror themes mixed in with the romance, like these mysterious killings that have been going on and the evil spirit lurking around in the cemetery, along with the vampires of course. And the romance isn't ally gooey like Twilight. Bleah. Actually, I think Stephenie copied of L.J. Why? Because the storylines are so amazingly similar. I think S.Meyer lied about having never read any vampire books before. And L.J. couldn't have copied off S.M because her first vampire diaries books came out in 1993, TWELVE YEARS BEFORE TWILIGHT!!!!!

Actually, I made a list of how many major similarities there are between the two series. I ended up with 37 main similarities. There were more, but I was too tired to write them down.

cynderfire · Jun 02, 2009 6:20 AM

<_> Twilight drives me nuts!! My brother and his goofy friends have been going on about Twilight since they've seen the movie in the cinemas!!
CRAZY PEOPLE!!! And TWILIGHT IS A CRAZY FILM! I don't really see the point! I used to like it.... now I hate it! It "magically" brings chaos to your lives.
What am I to do with a bunch of obsessed idiots dancing around the place like monkeys with sugar rush???!!!
TWILIGHT IS EBIL! I hate it in every single way!

Vampires shouldn't sparkle either. They're supposed to turn to stone or melt when sunlight touches them.
I clearly don't agree with the shimmer shimmer 'nd sparkle sparkle; it makes it quite lame. I like vampire stuff that include main vampy things.
They don't show much vampiry acts in Twilight, it just ruins it. I'm intrested in reading the twilight series though....

Nightwing · Jun 15, 2009 9:29 PM

CynderFan101 wrote:

I am ashamed of the fact that I was once a Twihard. (In case you don't know, that's slang for a serious twilight fan) It wasn't until a couple months ago that I realized the series is just a piece of crap. Especially number 4, Breaking Dawn. Stephenie Meyer isn't the best writer in the world.

Oh, me too. I can't believe I once liked Twilight.
See this post by me here:http://www.spyroforum.com/topic-1943-15.html (Disregard that bit about Dragon Heat and Must Love Dragons. I've forgotten where I ever heard about them and I've started to give up on romance novels.)
Then I started seeing the light...:
No sparkling allowed.
Vampires must have fangs.
Vampires sleep in coffins.
Et cetera.
If you want a somewhat-decent vampire romance, try Millenium Snow (a manga) by Bisco Hatori. Way funnier and more mysterious. Hellsing is by far the best vampire book I've ever read though.

~cornys~ · Jun 16, 2009 3:18 AM

I hadn't seen a trailer for the movie even until earlier this week and I got a kick out of it when Bella (that is her name?) asked Edward if he was a Spider.... Concidering what I and others have said lately and ofen....Ironic?

ratchet · Jun 22, 2009 1:36 PM

Its funny with me. I've heard alot of these "plagued fangirls" who wont shut up about Twilight. But i've never actually seen one. Can someone tell me where they all are?

ontels · Jun 22, 2009 3:30 PM

There are a few annoying emo kids at my school that like Twilight but they keep to themselves.

SpyroGirl101 · Jun 22, 2009 3:48 PM

A lot of kids at my school who were never emo before suddenly turned emo after Twilight. roll

ontels · Jun 22, 2009 3:56 PM

It's a dam recruitment tool.

~cornys~ · Jun 22, 2009 9:28 PM

SpyroGirl101 wrote:

A lot of kids at my school who were never emo before suddenly turned emo after Twilight.

yeah.. it's viral with fat country girls I guess.... I see a lot of that around here... in the country.

Blaze the Dragon · Jun 22, 2009 11:29 PM

Oh God, a bunch of girls at my high school would never shut up about it. Practically every other thing I heard at school was "Edward is so hot," or other stuff along those lines. And it's not just the freshmen, it goes all the way up to seniors. It's like they're assembling an army of crazed Twilight fangirls!

It's official... the Twilight movie series and its fangirls are going to bring about the destruction of the sanity of normal people who actually have taste in books/movies as we know it! To the bomb shelters!

Aceedwin · Jun 23, 2009 4:04 PM

I'm sorry, but if Edward is hot, I am buying a pair of fake giant eyebrows. That seems to draw in the ladies...

SpyroGirl101 · Jun 23, 2009 5:53 PM

Hahahahah!!! Omg, that is gold.

A Guy · Jun 23, 2009 6:21 PM

Remember, kids, it's perfectly okay to stalk someone because you're bored.

Phoenix_Flyer · Jun 23, 2009 9:58 PM

I've just read the whole series (well nearly, I'm on the last book now). After all the fan-talk I was put off a lot, but I decided to read it anyway. It's not a bad book, Inheritance is still my favourite, but I recommend you guys at least try reading it if you haven't.
The way Bella is proper obsessed with Edward pees me off though, and as for the guy who plays him in the film.... I don't think he's good-looking at all.... When Bella goes into depression in New Moon when Edward tries leaving her, I wished I could have slapped her.

Blaze the Dragon · Jun 23, 2009 11:38 PM

I've read the books myself, before all this hype with the film. I was utterly repulsed. Stephenie Meyer uses too many adjectives and such in it, and that's something I never thought I'd say. Usually if I criticize a book or fanfiction, it's because there are too few adjectives, not too many. I used to think you could never have too many adjectives. Boy was I wrong.

Bella's just a plain obnoxious character: Friends I have; who are girls and they themselves change their clothes very often, change their clothes far less often than the many times Bella goes through mood changes. If she was wearing a mood ring, it wouldn't stay a single color for more than five minutes.

Swaffy · Jun 24, 2009 4:12 AM

~cornys~ wrote:

SpyroGirl101 wrote:
A lot of kids at my school who were never emo before suddenly turned emo after Twilight.
yeah.. it's viral with fat country girls I guess.... I see a lot of that around here... in the country.

That and some dudes want to be that Edward that alwasy gets the pretty
chick. Turns out they are stupid, and need to just be themselves.
Someone out there will accept them for who they were born to be.

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