Zombie Plan

Blade · May 11, 2009 4:09 PM

Do you have a plan for when Zombie's attack us? i have 38 zombie plans. the best has to be 38:
I infected my self with the zombie plauge just so i can eat my family.(lol)
then 27:
Kick my sister outside and run into the toilet with 2 weeks of food. after the 2 weeks....I'm not telling.
So do you have any??

ontels · May 11, 2009 4:12 PM

I will imediatlly grab the most danegerous object near me then as many people near me and we will run to the nearest feild or farmland. From there we will prepare defences and suplys based on the zombies behaviour and location.

Aceedwin · May 11, 2009 4:12 PM

Get a pistol. Go psychotic on zombies.

Also, this has got to be one of the weirdest threads ever...

ontels · May 11, 2009 4:32 PM

You wont be saying that when a zombie is noming on you skull.

Aicebo · May 11, 2009 4:50 PM

And why exactly do you think zombies are bad?
If you're going talk about them like that, of course they're going to try to eat you!
[/playing along]

Nightfall · May 11, 2009 5:07 PM

Chainsaw!!! Bwah ha ha!!! :explode:

Stormy · May 11, 2009 5:18 PM

Why do I keep seeing these zombie threads on every forum I go on? I don't get the joke....

Aceedwin · May 11, 2009 5:21 PM

I guess there's a universal fear of the idea of a virus that takes over the mind and sets out to spread itself. If a zombie virus was effective enough, it would be the end of most of the human race.

A Guy · May 11, 2009 9:14 PM

My greatest weapon? Knowledge.

Seriously, buy your Zombie Survival Guide before it's too late.

Rurikredwolf · May 11, 2009 10:15 PM

Try not to be bitten...

RedDragonX · May 11, 2009 10:47 PM

Find Jurassic Park so that I can die fighting a Velociraptor instead.

TornWings · May 11, 2009 11:02 PM

^I was going to say, I wouldn't be ready, because a zombie invasion is about a likely as a second coming of the dinosaurs.... of course this means they'll both happen at the same time just to prove me wrong <.<;

RedDragonX · May 11, 2009 11:25 PM

Either that or I'll take the T-Rex I don't care. I can so take him down anyways.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · May 12, 2009 1:01 AM

1. find an object like a hammer and hope for the best.
2. hope i get magical powers suddenly.
3. join the zombies, then betray the zombies and become a human LEGEND.
4. join the zombies, then betray the humans and become a zombie LEGEND.

plan #4 being my last hope. =P

Dimensional spyro · May 23, 2009 1:56 AM

My plan: Escape with food to last me about 3 months I shall take a vast array of weapons with me I will begin to look for survivors and come up with a plan to put an end to what is happening.

Jackson117 · May 27, 2009 7:19 AM

I would turn into the TANK.

By the way Pills here (:)

Fresh blood · May 29, 2009 6:27 PM

Ah, the zombie plan, I've never thought up one before but I suppose what I'd do is head for water. Hopefully along the way I'd come across someone who can work a ship, if not I'd have to go through trial and error. It would have to be a big enough ship to hold supplies, and when those supplies were depleted I'd plunder from port towns. But if zombies took over the world my luck is that bad that I'd get caught and feasted upon at some point; I'd just be delaying the inevitable.

RedDragonX · May 29, 2009 11:38 PM

I'll just go Shaun of the Dead on them and put on the song "Don't Stop Me Now"

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