#1 Jan 31, 2009 5:11 PM

SavageNymph

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Ignitus sells chocolate(spongebob episode)

Ignitus shubs himself inside the mail box.

Ignitus:Cant wait till the mail gets here!

The mailman came and opens it.Ignitus jumps out scaring him.

Ignitus:Hi mailman!

Mailman:Ahh!!!(runs like hell)

Ignitus:Okay,see ya tomorrow!

Cyril:Hey,Iggy,the mails here.Whatcha get?Is it the new My Little Pink Dragon magizine?!

Ignitus:Um...no not really.Um..Terradors bills...Terradors bills...Terradors bills...Ooh,a magizine.I dont remember MoneyBags ways to being rich.

Cyril:Wow....he' so rich,He has a swimming pool in a swimming pool.

Ignitus:He has underwear!

Red:Ignitus,how many times I have to tell you to get out my mail?!!!Everyday you do this!(pull the magizine away from him)

Ignitus: hey,Red,how do people get rich in there?

Red:You diot,they sell things to get rich.

Ignitus:What kind of things?

Red:I dont know....some thing people would like to buy.Now get away from my mail.(walks away)

Ignitus:Thats it,Cyril!We'll be sellers and sell things.But...what kind of things?

Cyril:Used flose that I collect?

Ignitus:No.......um.....

Cyril:Um.....the dust thats in my belly button?

Ignitus:No......Wait....um...

Cyril:A chocolate bar?

Ignitus:Thats right,Cyril.We'll sell chocolate bars!Lets bring Terry and Volteer to join us on this quest to good fortune!

(FEW HOURS LATER)

Terrador,Volteer,Cyril and Ignitus came out the store with bags of chocolate in their hands.

Terrador:This better be good...or I'll implode your face in,Cyril to calm down my stress! >_>

Volteer:Stop it you two!We can use the money to pay your bills when we sell chocolate.

Terrador:Im in!

Ignitus:Okay,guys,this is going to be our first customer.Act normal.(Knocks on door)...good afternoon,sir.Can we interest you in some chocolate?

Hunter:Chocolate?.....did you say chocolate?

Cyril:Yes,sir,with or without nuts?

Hunter:Chocolate?!.....Chocolate?!!....CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!

Terrador: O_e......Im out!(Runs away)

Hunter:CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!

Volteer,Cyril and Ignitus ran for their lives as Hunter chase them down the street.

Hunter:CHOCOLATE!!!CHOCOLATE!!!

(next house)

Ignitus:Okay...lets see if this goes right!(knocks on door)

Moneybags:Yes?....you look like some couple of sellers that want to make money.......but thats not how you carry chocolate.

Terrador had the chocolate in his underwear and it was melting.

Moneybags:Hmm.......why wont you try these new bags......called Moneybag's.........um....moneybags.

Cyril: Ooh!Ooh!We need them!We need them!

Moneybags:Cost 500 gems!

(Later on)

Ignitus:...fancy living here we come la la la la laaaa! Okay we have our new bags to carry all the chocolate we want.I feel special!

Terrador:Well,thats good,kid. <_< (Smokes cigerette) -.-....much better.........

Volteer:Heres the next house! (knocks on door)

Moneybags answers it.

Ignitus:Hey,arent you the same person we saw this morning?

Moneybags:Hmm....cant recal but you look like your having trouble carrying those bags!What about double sized Moneysbag's moneybags!

Terrador(high):I'll take 50! -.e

Moneybags:That will be 5,000 gems!

(LATER ON AT DRAGON SHORES)

Ignitus:aw man...it seems like we're being ripped off than selling anything.

Volteer:Well,We'll have to keep trying!

Terrador:Life sucks dont it?

Cyril:Wait,I have an idea...lets get naked!

Ignitus:no....we have to be nice

Volteer:Iggy,thats a good idea.

(later on at the next house)

Ignitus knocks on the door and  Elder Astor asnwers it.

Elder Astor:What is it? <_<

Cyril:I love you... :3

Elder aster slams the door on his face.

Ignitus:Well,lets try another house.

(and the next house......-_-)

Ignitus:Remember,guys,focus.... (knocks on door)

Elder Tomas answers it.

Ignitus:Good afternoon,sir,we're selling chocolates!

Volteer went infront of then with his eyes going in and out at Elder Tomas.

Elder Tomas:Why is yellow here staring at me?

Volteer:Focusing O_O

Elder Tomas:(eyes go closer to him).....Back off,Jack!!!(Slams door on his eyes)

Volteer:Nice place you got here :3

(outside)

Ignitus:I don't get it.Now one wants to by our chocolate!

Cyril:Maybe we didnt stretch the truth

Ignitus:Thats a good idea,Cyril!

Hunter:CHOCOLATE!!!!

the gaurdians ran away.

(to the next house)

Ignitus knocks on the door and Gual answers it.

Gual:What is it,you dragon?!

Ignitus:Hi,nice ape,we're selling chocolates.Is your mother home?

Gual:..hmm.....MOM!!!!

Terrador:We're getting money soon >:}

Gauls mother:What,what is all the yelling?

Ignitus: O_O

Volteer: O_O

Terrador: O_O

Cyril: :3

Gauls mother:You just cant wait for me to die can you?!

Gaul:they're selling chocolate.

Gauls mother:chocolate?

Gaul:yeh!

Gauls mother:what?What are they selling?!

Gaul:Chocolate! <_<

Gauls mother:What?!!

Gaul:Chocolate!!

Gauls mother:What?!!I cant hear you!!!

Gaul:THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!!!

Gauls mother:They're selling chocolate?

Gaul:YEAH!!! 

Guals mother:chocollate.....I remember when they first invented chocolate.Sweet...sweet chocolate.I ALWAYS HATED IT!

Ignitus:But this um...uh chocolates not for eating...its for-

Terrador:Rubbing on your skin and you'll live forever!

Gauls mother:Live forever you say? :}

Gaul:No!!...O_O no dont say that!

Guals mother:I'll take 20!.........come on you lazy gorilla......START RUBBING!!!

Gaul: <_< I....hate you......(slams door)

Ignitus:...:3......yay...he loves us!

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Re: Ignitus sells chocolate(spongebob episode)

LOL Good one Choclate CHOCHLATE CHOCLATE!!!!!!

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Re: Ignitus sells chocolate(spongebob episode)

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Re: Ignitus sells chocolate(spongebob episode)

Ignitus:If we keep exhagerting the truth,we'll be fancy living in no time.

Cyril:Horray for lying!
(Later on)

Ignitus:It'll make your hair grow! :3

Chronicler:Thanks!My wifes trying to grow a beard!

Volteer:They'll make you sound smart.

Gulp:I'll take twenty!

Terrador:They keep your face from getting any uglier!

Other Terrador:Just in time!

Cyril:They make you fly!

Ignitus:You'll fall in love.

Volteer:They bring world peace!

Terrador:You'll walk through walls!

Ignitus:You'll rule the world!!!

(Next house)

Ignitus:This guy will feel so sorry for us,he'll buy all of our chocolate!

????:What can I do for you boys?

Ignitus: Hello,sir,will you like to buy our chocolate?we need an operation!

????:Really?Small world!Whats the matter with you guys?

Ignitus: O_O um..head traumer and eternal bleeding.

Terrador:My anus is broken -_-

????:Ugh some guys got all the luck.I was born with glass bones and paper skin.Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms!At night,wide awake in agony till my heart attacks put me asleep!...(About to fall) Oh no! (falls down the stair case) Owwwww.

Ignitus:Quick,guys,lets help him