Tounge twisters

Spyro YoTd · Feb 27, 2009 2:41 PM

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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A quick witted cricket critic.

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IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;

programming language PL/I by Bruce Walker

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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

5
How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?

from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson

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How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

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Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

by Raymond Weisling

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Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

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Coy knows pseudonoise codes.

by Pierre Abbat

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Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

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The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

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Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

by Meaghan Desbiens

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Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

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Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

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You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

From a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson

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Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

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Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

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Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

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Stupid superstition!

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There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

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World Wide Web

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To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado

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Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

from a commercial

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If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

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Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks

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Seventy seven benevolent elephants

harder than it seems

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There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

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Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

name of a children's book

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I was born on a pirate ship

Hold your tounge while saying it.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

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Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

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In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.

From the film ""My Fair Lady""

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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

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Eleven benevolent elephants

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Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...

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Willy's real rear wheel

David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA

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If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

from Naomi Fletcher's real life

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Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

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Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

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Did *bleep* Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?

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Pirates Private Property

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What a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister...

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When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...
continued here

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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

by Kitty Morrow

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Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

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Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.

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Flash message!

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Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.

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Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

grievous16 · Mar 24, 2009 5:43 PM

You are disturbing, VERY disturbing. Please this is giving me a headache.

Stormy · Mar 24, 2009 5:50 PM

That comment was not necessary. Don't read the thread if you don't like it. =/

Phoenix_Flyer · Mar 24, 2009 8:15 PM

I got one:

I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants
'Till the pheasant plucker comes.

#1 Feb 27, 2009 2:41 PM

Tounge twisters

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