Spyrochat-Quotes [Caution, read inside]

prince-Dari · Jan 20, 2009 9:51 PM

Well, we have collected quite a few funny quotes from Spyrochat, so I thought I'd share them with the rest of you.

Caution: Many of the quotes contain language and and behaviour which may be unsuitable for children under a certain age, read at your own discretion. The quotes will start after the following line

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<Dari-bot> I like fingering people, gives you more information on them.
DFOKN: THIS IS SPARTA!!! SR: No, this is Canada. DFOKN: THIS IS SPARTA!!! SR: NO! THIS IS- *DFOKN interrupts* DFOKN: SPARTA!!! SR:BANBANBANBAN!!!
DFOKN: I AM NOT SPYROROCKS' MINION!!! SR: Yes you are. DFOKN: Yes master
"We are the knights of ni!"
DFOKN: "Sorry for the spam SR...no hard feelings, right? SR: No problem I forgive you. *DFOKN walks away* *SR picks up a large sledgehammer and follows DFOKN into a dark alleyway.*
"Neoking must make love with Denny_966|AFK!"
<Dari-bot> `!sexymeter prince-dari <prince-dari> prince-dari is 100% sexy.
Aicebo:Everyone sucks up Prince-dari: I don't! Spyrorocks: You'd better. prince dari: *bows down to SR* Thank you for spyroforum, oh great lord.
<Stormy> The strange thing is, I get about 10 messages a day of 1337-speakers trying to sell me Viagra.
<Stormy> Totally Satisfied to Un MY JEWELER COULD NOT TELL IT WAS NOT A REAL ROLEX! More information how to buy an AAA+ quality replica!
<Stormy> <insert rant about LoneKnight here>
<fletch_talon> spyrorocks youre a *bleep*.... *ducks and runs*
<RaidonMakoto>: Stop being an asshat
<fletch_talon> its funny though, sea cu0C0UM12bers release sticky white threads when they feel threatened, no bloody joke, i dont know what purpose they serve other then the obvious humorous ones
<Invader_Zarra>: Can you help me with This Video I'm trying to upload? it wont work and it's just a Spyyro vid I made <RaidonMakoto>: Delete system32
<fletch_talon> monty python for the win... "my name is biggus diccus"
<Spyrorocks> Dari-bot: how dare you give me the finger.
<Spyrorocks>: LOL RaidonMakoto your awesome.
<DragonFireOKN>: Doppel thinks he can communicate telepathically with Antr the Rolf. <RaidonMakoto>: Doppel is a [censored]ed up person
SR: "If you want me to talk about it, I'll pay your airfair to BC." Doppel: "That won't be neccessary, I can fly you see." SR: "Go jump off a cliff then." *Doppel quit #spyrochat* SR: "Wow....just wow..."
<Dari-bot> <DragonFireOKN> brb Internet exploror is being retarded <Prince-Dari> internet explorer IS retarded
<RaidonMakoto> malefor for herpes
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<RaidonMakoto>: <malefor>: Raidon, you were right all along. *Bows*
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*DFOKN runs to Canada and takes a picture of SR* *DFOKN shows the pic to Aicebo* *Aicebo looks at it and laughs* *DFOKN takes the picture from her and looks at it to see that it has been blurred and with a note at the bottom in SR's handwritting.* "Nice try, but no man made device can photograph me!* DFOKN: NOOOOOO!!!!
<DragonFireOKN> I fell on a large crack.............DFOKN: "I'm glad Brom isn't here to verpitize that comment."
Spyrorocks joined #Spyrochat Hail" My master is here... hi master. Spyrorocks: What? Hail: All hail SR all hail SR! *bows down* Spyrorocks: You better bow downbecause Im the one created this site so RAWR. Hail: I OBEY YOU! TELL ME TO GET YOU A TACO ILL DO IT.
<A_Guy>: SR DOESN'T MISSPELL!
Brom_The_Wise: Hail sucks, I want her gone! GONE I SAY!
Aicebo:ZOMGZ LYK WOAH AFI RULES. Hail: YUS YUS YUS SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! I AM [censored] FCKING HAPPY! Aicebo kicked hail_the_ice_dragon from #Spyrochat(No cursing.) Hail joined #Spyrochat Hail: Sorry master. *bows down* Aicebo:... wtf -_-
<A_Guy>: !kick Dari-bot in the balls
<prince-Dari>: @uglymeter yo momma <Dari-bot>: yo momma is 100% ugly.
-Dari-bot- "Hmmm does wii own PS3? Eh?" -Dari-bot- The 8ball clouds over -Dari-bot- The 8ball clears to reveal..." 100% "
<Dari-bot>: Abbey and C7 are 97% in love.
<prince-dari>: !lovemeter A_Guy Stormy <Dari-bot>: A_Guy and Stormy are 100% in love.
<Dari-bot>: America and Money are 90% in love.
<God>: I AM GOD *** Rurikredwolf quit (lucario.irc.epic-chat.net meowth.irc.epic-chat.net) *** hail_the_ice_dragon quit (lucario.irc.epic-chat.net meowth.irc.epic-chat.net) *** Mage quit (lucario.irc.epic-chat.net meowth.irc.epic-chat.net) *** Things quit (lucario.irc.epic-chat.net meowth.irc.epic-chat.net) *** Yahoo_the_storm_dragon quit (lucario.irc.epic-chat.net meowth.irc.epic-chat.net) *** BlueFusion quit (lucario.irc.epic-chat)
Spyrorocks: I have short hair and smoke pot, so beat that.
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> they are okay sex players <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> SAX
<EclipsedMoon99> YEs, what the flamboyant IS going on?
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: and my dad is teasing me saying that i "Like" them <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> they are okay sex players <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: they are good sex players and they get all the best parts........
<Cynder7>: I DO NOT LOVE BRUNO YOU *bleep*!!!!!!! <dari-bot>: Eleni and Bruno are 100% in love.
"BUT mostly cool. He and I are alike, we both push your buttons and know which ones to push to drive you nuts." -EM99 (Talking about Dari)
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: At the moment I'm VERY cheap. <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: Only 10p! <Kjakings>: Umm... Yahoo... <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: YOU SICK *bleep*!
<icydragon> Look we're under the misletoe...... <icydragon> you know what that means..... * bananababy eats the mistletoe
<icydragon>: Call me gay one more time I will snap! <Aicebo>: You're gay * prince-dari listens to the resulting "snap" sound.
<Aicebo> Kjakings: *shakes finger* yahoo: "Don't shake that thing at me!" Aicebo: "SHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE A SHAKE IT!!!!!!!!!" "Aicebo has been kicked by Aicebo
<icydragon>: Shhhh......my darling. <Aicebo>: DIE DIE MY DARLING! <Kjakings>: Aww, they're far enough in their relationship to say darling! How sweet!
<Kjakings>: IS MAYONAISE AN INSTRUMENT?! <DDR_Maniac>: Sure
<Stormy>: No death threats plz. <Stormy>: .__. <Kjakings>: Yeah, or I'll get out my shotgun and shoot you! XD
<A_Guy> You are under arrest for assault. <Eclipse> And *bleep* of stuffed animals. <DragonFireOKN> How did you know my secret?!?!? <Eclipse> I watched you.... all day. <A_Guy> And what were you planning to do by watching him all day? <A_Guy> Were you waiting for the right moment to GET ON TOP OF him? <Eclipse> I was planning to finish the stuffed animals afterwards LOLOLOLOLOLOL JK
* Cynder spanks Aicebo
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<prince-dari>: Well you see Dari-bot is actually a bot <Kjakings>: NEVER?!
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>i....cant...resist.... <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> MUST............RESIST
<Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf> coughplayboycough
*Yahoo_the_storm_dragon dives under KJ's couch <Kjakings>: WHAT THE *bleep* ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE YAHOO?!
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: Gordon has ruined this control even more! <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: *country
<icydragon> I love you too boy.
<Things> WHAT U SAY ABOUT ME, THE ALMIGHTY THONGS ??
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> im pleasing myself
<prince-dari>: I'm happy, stabbing my friend has greatly improved my mood.
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> I got out my sex mouth piece today and they thought it was for practicing something...
<Abbey1053>: O_O <Abbey1053>: NO <Abbey1053>: STORMY HAS NO OP! +++ ChanServ has given op to Stormy <Stormy>: =P
<Spyrorocks> I know, all the little kids like me
<prince-dari>: Die SR <prince-dari>: I mean...Hi SR.
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> it tasted gooooood <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> but a lil bit spiceh
<Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf> It lives! * prince-dari kills it <prince-dari> Not any more
<Aicebo> People look to god for answers, now they look to google
*** raven joined #spyrochat +++ ChanServ has given voice to raven <Kjakings>: Hai Raven *** raven quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) <Kjakings>: ....
<Spyrorocks> I just about *bleep*ed my pants when i saw the logo... I fell in love with it.
*** bananababy quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) <Cynder7>: Wtf <Cynder7>: bananababy was on here?
<Spyrorocks> My dad works out like every day... id hate to hit him...
<Aicebo> God it's like being at one of those london sex parties <Prince-Dari> How do you know what London sex parties are like?
<Spyrorocks> eclipse is a guy?
<Dari> Kjakings: "pokemon_hardon Pictures, Images and Photos" <Dari> Pokemon pr0n? <Dari> Kjakings that's disgusting!
* malefor spots sheep and charges them! * malefor has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) <DwaggyFireOKN> Looks like the sheep won.
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> I found packs of stuff in Poundland I should of seen <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> Such as garters
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: STOP MAKING LAUGH LIKE THIS! <Kjakings>: Stop English like this!
* prince-dari goes around roasting owls and eating them, also eating the occasional live one. <flame1996> Just because your carnivals.....
<Spyrorocks> <nero> Mate with me. (Prince-dari: A note, Nero is Ayumi)
<EclipsedMoon99> We've created a little bundle of crap and tears. How beautiful.
<xDeathBat>: and i just sneezed so hard my throat hurts :'(
<Rurikredwolf>: YAHOO, STOP LEAVING ME!!!!!! <Rurikredwolf>: I feel lonely...
<xDeathBat>: my ipod is fat smile
<Spyrorocks> Goo goo ga ga <Spyrorocks> me makie forum <Spyrorocks> type php on pretty buttons <Spyrorocks> waawaawaaa fatal error waawaawaa * Spyrorocks mashes keyboard * Spyrorocks drools on keyboard
<Kjakings>:Dari... <prince-dari>: Yes? <Kjakings>: Why does a /ninja/ have a /samurai/ sword? <prince-dari>: I... I don't know... <Kjakings>:O-W-N-E-D
Cynder7: I sure as hell can't do it by myself
<Americanslag>: I gorge on burgers and milkshakes all day. <Canadian[censored]>: I eat lazorz all day. <Englushman>: ENGLAND FTW!!!!!111111
<reddragon12> its me carter
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> Yes it i s what you think it is <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> *is <prince-dari> OH MAH GAWD <prince-dari> YAHOO IS LESBIAN?!?!?
<icydragon> CALL ME! *** Ember quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Aicebo> Icy how many people have you done and cheated on with? <Icydragon> Well...about 15.
* dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net sets mode: +bbbbbbbbbbbbbb *!*@*.rose.net littlemissfluffykinz!*@* Canadianretard!*@* *[email protected] *!*@cloak-5041f268.rose.net *!*@cloak-7a682490.rose.net ambuis115!Mibbit@* Q!*@* Ayumi!*@* Antr_the_Rolf!*@* *!*@cloak-61268968.cable.rogers.com *!*@CPE001d7e70bfdf-CM001ac317d1f2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com *!*@173.32.167.182 The_real_spyro_the_dragon!*@* * dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net sets mode: +bbbbbbbbbbbbb Hannah-Montana!*@* *!*@cloak-ef594a0a.res.rr.com Kazoobie64!*@* SpyroThisBrokenSoul200!*@* Bot!*@* Doppelgangerdoom!*@* doppel!*@* doppelgangergang!*@* cynder-clone!*@* Satan-clone!*@* Hannah-Montanna!*@* Spyrorockz!*@* Taco!*@*
<Aicebo> link to your MS? I can't find it xD <EclipsedMoon99> OK, honey.
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> I'll wait till Ember gets here and then I'll start moaning.
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: Can I comprimize with 2 inches??? <Kjakings>: Yours is two inches eh yahoo? <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: 2 1/2 inches long actually <Kjakings>: LOLOLOL <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: YOU SICK TWISTED *bleep*
***Kjakings joined #spyrochat <icydragon> To the gay bar!
<xDeathBat> robyn; is it raining down your end?
<Eclipsed>: WTH would a drunken T-rex sound like?
* Eclipsed accidentally wrote "spyroforcum"
<EclipsedMoon99>: A brother and sister were making love when the sister said "Hey, you do it just like dad." and the brother said "Yeah I know, Mom told me.
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: I *bleep* off <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon>: Not as much as Stacey
<prince-dari> YAHOO IS LESBIAN?!?!? <yahoo_the_storm_dragon> WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT OKAY
<prince-dari> Anyone here? * ChanServ has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)* Kjakings has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)* xDeathBat has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)* bananababy has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)* Mina-Away has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)* Ember has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)* Yahoo_the_storm_dragon has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)* Icydragon has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)* Spyrorocks has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)* Aicebo has quit IRC (meowth.irc.epic-chat.net dragonite.irc.epic-chat.net)
<EM99>: Kewl. Should I reach into the past and correct my sense of human i contracted at birth? <EM99>: *humor
<Kjakings> OH JACK
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> IM SCREWED <Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> BY KJ
<Aicebo> Last night was AWESOME
<Yahoo> And there is only one thing I will do if I went there <EclipsedMoon99> Ember goes there too?
<Yahoo_the_storm_dragon> Me? <Kjakings> Yes *bleep*ing you.
<Things> I am such a dumb*bleep*
<gerpie> which childreh? <Yahoo> I have too many..
<Kjakings> I just made Yahoo scream <prince-dari> Wow, she must have really enjoyed that.
<lilgti> gerpie, I somewhat imagine you as a hamster.
<Charlyxxx> Barny is EVIL! <XRedDragonX> I love that show..
<darkrath> STEWIE FOR GOV'NA! <DragonFireOKN> Gov'na of what state? <darkrath> USA
<Dillan> whats a noob?
<Kjakings> AND arguing with the mod
<Aicebo> Hey Pengy <Kjakings> *bleep*ing piece of crap
21:40 Spyrorocks because my little sister is a moron 21:40 *** Hail joined #spyrochat
<Aeroslash> I just had to join! But this part is rather embarassing! It took me three months to figure out to join LOL
<Cynder7>: No suck paste exists..
<Hail> Impressive tit?
!kick Chanserv in his robot balls
<Icydragon>: Gay dance timez! *** Yahoo quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<gerpie> mak dont ever work on aicebo never
<Yahoo> And in high peed even miss burren wacked her head on the computer keyboard with laughter
* Neon puts his cock on. This time, the vid is compleet.

Paranoia · Jan 20, 2009 10:34 PM

Wow, I said one word. XD

ontels · Jan 21, 2009 4:47 PM

And this is why I don't go on Spyro chat

icydragon · Jan 22, 2009 4:42 PM

ontels wrote:

And this is why I don't go on Spyro chat

You should go on.....it's magical.

ontels · Jan 22, 2009 5:05 PM

thats what they said about swiming with dolphins

icydragon · Mar 04, 2009 1:53 PM

Spyrochat is still fun, which is why I never go as often. smile

ontels · Mar 04, 2009 5:12 PM

th-that dosent make sense!

Spyro Master · Mar 07, 2009 10:40 AM

XD its ok spyro chat is quite funny sometimes

ontels · Mar 07, 2009 11:34 AM

in a heh oh yeah... kinda way

Spyro Master · Mar 07, 2009 11:03 PM

im not going to even bother asking what you mean.

ontels · Mar 08, 2009 9:45 AM

Go on it will be funny.

Spyro Master · Mar 08, 2009 8:41 PM

ok what do you mean ontels?

ontels · Mar 09, 2009 6:21 PM

your mom XDXDXDXDXDXDXDLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Spyro Master · Mar 09, 2009 9:22 PM

I should of known

ontels · Mar 10, 2009 5:33 PM

hug?

Spyro Master · Mar 10, 2009 6:12 PM

Yeah *hugs ontels* (why did i do that O.o)

ontels · Mar 11, 2009 5:25 PM

there there Spyro master there there

Spyro Master · Mar 11, 2009 5:45 PM

*sniffles* thanks ontels

ontels · Mar 12, 2009 5:02 PM

remember go to school and brush your teeth twice a day *flys of in rainbow n stuff*

Spyro Master · Mar 12, 2009 6:20 PM

ok i will thank you XD

ontels · Mar 13, 2009 5:59 PM

pingas

Spyro Master · Mar 14, 2009 11:18 AM

what?

ontels · Mar 15, 2009 8:49 AM

snooping as usuall I see?

Spyro Master · Mar 15, 2009 2:59 PM

O.o im lost now.

icydragon · Mar 16, 2009 11:29 AM

*gasps*What happened to us Ontels?!

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