Are Spyro and Cynder made out of marshmallow?

Kjakings · Feb 28, 2009 5:42 PM

Meh, I lost interest in this debate before I even started. Just wanted to put my theory out there in the vain hope I'd dumbfound you at some point with it.

Of course, we can't know I didn't, and that you didn't sit there thinking for quite some time before posting the reply, formulating your answer in your head to over-come me.

RedDragonX · Feb 28, 2009 5:48 PM

It's something he simply delights in doing lol....no use in trying to argue this point....as crazy as it is it's freaking true as heck.

Fresh blood · Mar 01, 2009 11:13 PM

I find it annoying that I didnt get an email telling me about the last two posts. And no, I dont sit here for ages thinking up the responses, if you notice only a few minutes pass between posts unless I've gone to bed. And yes, I do enjoy thinking up insane but scarily true explanations for things. You should try it, great fun.

RedDragonX · Mar 01, 2009 11:55 PM

I do try it lol....I just don't have as much success as you do smile

Fresh blood · Mar 01, 2009 11:59 PM

Well practice makes perfect. You could go ahead and try to explain how Spyro and the other dragons can talk coherently without actually having mouths built for it. And you lose points if you say, 'cos the developers made them that way'.

Kjakings · Mar 02, 2009 6:33 PM

I SAY MAGIC!

My magic plot-hole seal-all.

INFALATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN, INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN <--- The family guy equivalent for when they need a joke.

Fresh blood · Mar 02, 2009 6:35 PM

Magic is the lazy man's explanation, you might as well say God did it if you're going to use magic to solve a problem.

RedDragonX · Mar 02, 2009 6:37 PM

Sorry but I really have no motivation to do so lol...I'll save it all for the fanfictions where I force myself to think about stuff.

Fresh blood · Mar 02, 2009 6:38 PM

Well that's your decision, I can't very well force you to think about it can I?

RedDragonX · Mar 02, 2009 6:47 PM

No you never forced me lol....and I wasn't insinuating that you did tongue ....my brain operates when it needs to.

Fresh blood · Mar 02, 2009 6:50 PM

Still...I bet at some point you do give it some thought, that's the nature of reverse psychology.

RedDragonX · Mar 02, 2009 6:56 PM

Of course I give it SOME thought lol....despite the fact the average person now has very low brainwave activity. I just choose not to involve those thoughts unless I see fit.

Fresh blood · Mar 02, 2009 7:00 PM

Well I don't think we constitute as average then, which means you have plenty of brain waves to think about random and useless stuff as well as the more important things of life.

RedDragonX · Mar 02, 2009 7:07 PM

Well seeing as how this topic isn't about the average amount of brainwaves present in specific individuals we should prolly get back on topic I think.

Kjakings · Mar 02, 2009 7:15 PM

Wow... this has GOT to be the LAZIEST argument EVER.

You remind me of a HIGH HIPPO, "No man... it's alright dude... I'm just gunna lie down for a bit man... No, it's a'ight, I dnt care..."

Fresh blood · Mar 02, 2009 7:17 PM

Well I don't exactly have to think very hard to argue, I'm still waiting for that one person to see sense and discredit my marshmallow theory with a reasoned and sensible argument.

Kjakings · Mar 02, 2009 7:19 PM

Meh. Magic.

I could just spam a long list of technobabble if that would help at all?

Fresh blood · Mar 02, 2009 7:21 PM

No, it wouldn't, not unless the technobabble can make my evidence obsolete, otherwise you'll just create another theory which will just force people to choose between the two.

Kjakings · Mar 02, 2009 7:23 PM

Meh, I don't really care, to steal a line off RDX.

*goes to steal Fresh's Star Systems full of useless marshmallow canons*

RedDragonX · Mar 02, 2009 7:26 PM

WHAT!!!!!......Eh....actually quite a helpful line when you know how to use it lol....I agree with this idea seeing as how I have nothing good to dispute it with.

Fresh blood · Mar 02, 2009 7:29 PM

And unfortunately, now I'm thoroughly lost, and I don't think I'll be able to find out what's you're both talking about because that will take us even more off topic again.

Piano_angel · Mar 02, 2009 8:24 PM

Of course they are! I thought it was a known fact! xP

On a more serious note, I don't know why they decided not to put that falling-off-the-edge-of-something-getting-hurt into DotD. (That sounded weird! xD) They put it into the other two TEN and AnB. I remember thinking it was good that they made it a bit more realistic... o.O

Fresh blood · Mar 02, 2009 8:30 PM

It's because their marshmallow bodies can absorb the impact of the falls, that's basically why they can fall of high places and squashed by enemies without dying.

grievous16 · Mar 02, 2009 9:08 PM

IF they were made of marshmallows, then how come they don't melt in the sun or freeze in the cold arctic areas or get mushy when they enter water? Ever thought of that?!?!? >_< If these topics as dumb as these start to grow in #s, then America is officially *bleep*ed! yikes hmm

Fresh blood · Mar 02, 2009 9:13 PM

Luckily for me I'm not American and have never lived or plan to live there and if you'd bothered to read the previous posts then you'd know that I'd already answered your questions. Your Arctic one is new, however, so I'll answer that. For starters, for something to freeze there has to be enough water in it to solidify the substance. And secondly why don't you freeze when you go out in the snow? Body heat.

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