Are Spyro and Cynder made out of marshmallow?

Fresh blood · Feb 20, 2009 3:08 AM

Now, here's my theory of how Spyro and Cynder are able to fall off high places without getting hurt and how Spyro is able to survive charging into walls and being squashed by enemies. They are made out of marshmallow. Think about it, marshmallow is soft, so can absorb/cushion impacts against walls or floors easily. It also pops back into shape when its shape is distorted by being squashed or squeezed. It also doesnt absorb water and gains a slimy coating when wet, giving the appearence of wet scales. Now, you may try to say that they arent made out of marshmallow because fire would burn them, but in reality you can run your hand through a bunsen burner at the base of the flame without getting burned. I'm saying that the same principle applies to Spyro's flame breath otherwise even if he weren't made out of marshmallow, he'd still burn his mouth. Right, your opinions on my theory?

RedDragonX · Feb 20, 2009 3:09 AM

Personally....as you already know lol....he simply can because the developers wished him so.....other then that nothing real complex about it tongue ....but that's just my realistic approach speaking.

Fresh blood · Feb 20, 2009 3:11 AM

Saying the developers did it is the lazy man's way. The developers leave it up to us to find answers to their otherwise unexplained inconsistances. Spyro should be damaged yet he isnt, and the marshmallow theory answers that perfectly.

RedDragonX · Feb 20, 2009 3:15 AM

That is not the lazy way lol.....what are you kidding me....they freaking make Spyro however they want to make him...you honestly think that they care how you interpret it. They will just make him impervious to those kind of damages because they wanted the game to be like that.......the whole marshmellow thing is just your random idea about why they are like that lol.....when in the end it really doesn't matter tongue ...

A Guy · Feb 20, 2009 3:16 AM

Come on, RDX, stop ruining the fun tongue

Fresh blood · Feb 20, 2009 3:18 AM

Exactly, I dont accept 'cos the developers did it' I want explanations to this other wise impossible inconsistancy.

RedDragonX · Feb 20, 2009 3:19 AM

I'm not ruining the fun lol...I'm just pointing out the realism in it smile ...sure the theory makes sense plenty...I just don't think the developers made it that way with the belief Spyro was a marshmellow lol.....they just made it that way because they wanted to.

Fresh blood · Feb 20, 2009 3:21 AM

Ok lets just forget about the developers here, we all know that they were too lazy to explain it so here I am explaining it instead. The theory stands until someone absolutely destroys it. Spyro and Cynder are now and ever shall be Marshmallows until the theory is disproved.

RedDragonX · Feb 20, 2009 3:24 AM

Well don't worry I'm sure that in time someone will come around and attempt to destroy it tongue

Fresh blood · Feb 20, 2009 3:25 AM

And I'll be ready with my defence. The Spyro and Cynder are marshmallows theory is immortal; none can dispute it.

Jackson117 · Feb 20, 2009 7:49 AM

LOLOL this made me lol.

Cynder better not charm spyro we will melt HAHAHAH

Spyro Master · Feb 20, 2009 10:03 AM

Lol i dispute it on the other topic quite well XD

Fresh blood · Feb 20, 2009 11:21 AM

You mean the dragons eveolved hard scales to protect themselves from damage theory? Bah, if you go off that logic then both theories could be held as true; your hard scale theory provides nothing to dispute my marshmallow theory. They could have survived hitting walls and falling off buildings just as well by being made out of marshmallow as having hard scales. Unless your hard scale theory can provide an explanation to something that my marshmallow theory can't then my theory stands.

Paranoia · Feb 21, 2009 1:09 AM

I agree! I don't know how anyone could dispute that evidence.

Fresh blood · Feb 21, 2009 1:14 AM

Truer words have never been spoken. More evidence can be attributed to the theory, however. Different flavoured marshmallows have different smells, for example, pink marshmallows smell different to white ones. This would explain that the dragons would have different scents like most creatures do. Although I don't know what flavour Spyro and Cynder are so don't ask, but if you must have an answer then...I don't know...purple and black I guess.

RedDragonX · Feb 21, 2009 1:17 AM

It's amazing how much a crazy theory like this makes sense lol....well I suppose only someone like you could do it tongue

Fresh blood · Feb 21, 2009 1:19 AM

Oh, I just keep on gathering more evidence, I'll have more soon, I just need to explain a few more things and the theory will be absolutely foolproof.

RedDragonX · Feb 21, 2009 1:21 AM

Pssst...unless Ratchet agrees with you then you wont have much competition lol..

Fresh blood · Feb 21, 2009 1:27 AM

Well at the moment Ratchet has voted no, I guess I need more evidence to change Ratchet's mind. But I believe I could hold my own if Ratchet does decide to argue (as you can probably tell I keep saying ratchet 'cos I don't know whether Ratchet is a boy or girl).

Paranoia · Feb 21, 2009 1:30 AM

I even named one of my dragons to honor your theory. tongue

http://dragcave.net/view/n/Marshmallow%20Theory

Fresh blood · Feb 21, 2009 1:33 AM

That's right, spread the theory anyway you can.

DragonFireOKN · Feb 21, 2009 3:06 AM

Fresh blood wrote:

That's right, spread the theory anyway you can.

Wow...this is one random topic that somewhat makes sense. lol

RedDragonX · Feb 21, 2009 3:09 AM

DragonFireOKN wrote:

Fresh blood wrote:
That's right, spread the theory anyway you can.
Wow...this is one random topic that somewhat makes sense. lol

That's what I've been saying tongue

Coolgirl200 · Feb 21, 2009 4:10 AM

Yes! Spyro and Cynder are totally made out of marshmellow! XD It makes perfect sense.

...No. Seriously. It does. neutral

Jackson117 · Feb 21, 2009 7:47 AM

And yet mine make no sense

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