Spyro Story

Hail The Ice Dragon · Jul 23, 2008 10:52 PM

dogs are better and spyro kills da dogs

raven · Jul 27, 2008 1:23 PM

While Spyro is thinking of a way to bring down the emperor (Emporer as spelt above by Ontels), Sparx says he can do something to help end the war. He says....

E-Pro · Aug 13, 2008 8:25 AM

"We need more cowbell!"

Swaffy · Aug 24, 2008 9:01 PM

(LOL, E-Pro) ... so then Spyro ran to the kitchen to get a cowbell, but instead found a monster truck...

raven · Aug 27, 2008 3:33 AM

So, ignoring the rusty cowbell, Spyro got into the even rustier monster truck and used it to run over the Emperor, steering the truck with his horns. When Spyro was satisfied that he had run over the already-dead Emperor enough times and squashed all the blood out of him, he hopped out. But then he realised that 'icydragon' (see 6 posts above) said that they had recently woken up out of the Crystal 3 trillion years later, meaning that they were all, in fact, dead. They were dragon (and dragonfly) ghosts. The monster truck was a special truck that ghosts could drive. But the land that they had previously been living in was threatened by a new foe. They had to come back to life to fight this new enemy, so they...

ontels · Aug 27, 2008 9:23 AM

said "enoth is enoth Ive had it with this mother f****** story on this mother f****** forum now stand back Im about to open some f******....."

Swaffy · Aug 28, 2008 11:28 PM

Dude, you can't be a true Spyro
fan if you keep on cursing.
Please clean up the language.

Thanks, bro.
Swaffy

... and so Spyro ran to the Dojo,
climbed up the huge stone
statue,.......

raven · Sep 25, 2008 3:16 PM

(OOC: I had trouble typing this coz I was laughing so much imagining a swearing Spyro).

Spyro realised then that they had come back to life, the filthy curses he just uttered were indeed an ancient forgotten magical spell that brought dead organisms to life. He raced off to find...

EDIT: Sorry Swaffy, I didn't see that you'd written some more to the story... I skipped you out! XD

Aicebo · Sep 25, 2008 3:31 PM

ontels wrote:

said "enoth is enoth Ive had it with this mother f****** story on this mother f****** forum now stand back Im about to open some f******....."

((Lmao Snakes on a Plane I just had to point that out. XD))

ontels · Sep 25, 2008 4:15 PM

Aicebo wrote:

ontels wrote:
said "enoth is enoth Ive had it with this mother f****** story on this mother f****** forum now stand back Im about to open some f******....."
((Lmao Snakes on a Plane I just had to point that out. XD))

(finally someone got it)

...a taco but when he found it he decided to put it under...

raven · Oct 08, 2008 1:50 PM

...a big pink-spotted mushroom nearby to save the taco for later for himself, and also to hide it from Spyroforum member Taco_Godess, who is the goddess of Tacos and always confiscates them for her own enjoyment. Anyway, he then drew a big X on his Dragon Realm map to indicate the taco's position, then contined on his way, flying until Sparx said "Hey Spyro, I have something deep and personal to confess to you, I don't want to keep it secret anymore"...

Taco Godess · Oct 08, 2008 2:27 PM

..."I'm engaged to Taco_Godess!" he said. Suddenly, Taco_Godess swooped down from the sky on her magical flying chicken with the taco in her hand.

"Bwahahaha! You can hide nothing from the Goddess of Tacos!" she shouted. Just as she was about to fly back to Taco Land...

(Heh heh.. sorry, I just had to)

raven · Oct 08, 2008 2:43 PM

... Spyro, forgetting about what Sparx had just said, yelled out "Wait! I can't take on Malefor's son on an empty stomach! If you give me that Taco back to me, I'll do anything for you! Anythiiiing!"

Sparx, meanwhile, was wiping his sweating forehead and antennae with a hankerchief, hoping that when Spyro stopped talking about the taco and remembered what he had originally said, he would be accepting of such a relationship. It had been love at first sight, but sadly Flash and Nina (parents) had frowned upon the couple being together. This had put Sparx off from telling anyone else... until now.

Taco_Godess stopped her super chook (which clucked angrily) from flying back to Taco Land, and she gazed back down at Spyro, thinking of a suitable payment for the Taco, and...

(Lol, when Ontels mentioned the Taco, I just couldn't resist saying that).

ontels · Oct 08, 2008 3:17 PM

said "if you can reaveil to me were you found this taco I will give it back"

spyro ponderd this and decided to....

raven · Oct 08, 2008 4:29 PM

... just snatch the Taco out of her hands/paws instead. His tummy was grumbling madly, he was feeling sick with hunger, and for him to spend the 1.2 seconds telling her where he found the Taco, would just take too long. He had to fight her for it. He took to the air after her, snapping his jaw and breathing fire, trying to make Taco_Godess drop the taco.

Sparx: -_-

Cynder: (thinking, heartbroken) "Oh noez, Sparx loves that dragon on the chicken! I was hoping he'd like me instead :'( my heart always did flutter with excitement when he called me 'evil she-dragon'. What can I do to make him dump her for me instead?"

Taco_Godess turned to face Spyro, and...

Taco Godess · Oct 09, 2008 3:13 AM

(XD this is too great)

...Pulled out her secret weapon!

"Super Chicken!I choose you!" she shouted to her giant chicken.

"Bwuk, bwuk bwuk bwuk... BIGAWK!" said Super Chicken as he/she whipped Spyro with his/her Super Tongue.

Meanwhile...

Sparx: You see, Cynder, I'd rather die than be with you, because then all Spyro has to do is flame a sheep and I'll come back to life.

Cynder: X( (offended)

Sparx: No, no.. It's a compliment, really! If we were to be together, an angry mob of SpyroxCynder fans would come here and blow everything up...

Cynder: mad

ontels · Oct 09, 2008 5:31 PM

(you dident leave a ...... )

Cynder ate sparx in furry and said "bah who neads love" she then proceedid to fry tacogodess and spyro to a crisp and ate the taco they were fighting over when she ate it however it had a strange affect on her which was.....

Taco Godess · Oct 09, 2008 8:24 PM

(Sorry.)

... Spooky Swamp Syndrome!

"What is with my voice? I feel rather strange right now. I will go lie down." said Cynder, who, at the time, was limited to only speaking in Haikus.

"My fiance!" exclaimed Taco Godess, who had somehow managed to put Spyro in a headlock while still riding Super Chicken. It was then that...

Swaffy · Oct 10, 2008 2:25 AM

...Chuck Norris flew in on a broom to intercept Taco-Godesse's flight path.

He then round-house kicked Taco-Godess off of her poyo loco. Then after,
fried the chicken with his laser eyes and ate it with Spyro. Spyro was so amazed, that he thanked Chuck Norris, "Thanks, Chuck." And flew off with Sparx.

Chuck went home.

Then a big...

ontels · Oct 10, 2008 3:27 PM

...worm came up and ate taco godesses corpse who then proceeded to eat Cynder wile she was asleep he then went home

meanwile at the super hero temple of justis Spyro was....

the sorcerous is fat · Nov 15, 2008 2:26 PM

...watching red dance in front of a mirror to 'im a barbie girl' neutral
'MY eyes...they BURRNNN' screamed spyro in agony as he began rolling around on the floor.
Suddenly, Malefor burst through teh door with a tin of curried carrots. Realising the sudden intrusion, red grabbed a conveniently placed towel and...

cinder · Nov 16, 2008 7:29 AM

so will cinder (gasps) yes without cinder we all die she has returned to good now tho so lets party that were safe wile there risking there lives and problably dieying over and oner again on the same level ha ha ha!!!

raven · Nov 18, 2008 1:40 PM

Red twisted his towel into a whip-like shape and began whipping/slapping Malefor with the towel. Cynder, meanwhile arranged her very long towel using her paws and mouth, so that she could use it to tie up Malefor's paws together when Red had beat Malefor and forced him down onto the ground.

the sorcerous is fat · Nov 18, 2008 2:06 PM

Malefore twitched around on the ground and screamed 'MY EYES...I MUST ITCH IT THIS INSTANT..CYNDER!!! PLEASE ITCH MY EYE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SCALEY!!!'
everyone: neutral

SUDDENLY ignitus burst through the door holding party balloons because...

raven · Nov 18, 2008 2:11 PM

... he was getting married to the sorcerous and he was getting his wedding ready.

Meanwhile, Cynder got her towel and whipped/slapped Malefor in the eyes with her towel. Then, for good measure, while he was squirming on the ground, she got him in the area between his back legs.

They all looked up when Ignitus wandered in. Ignitus said...

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