If I gave you a dollar would you eat a turtle?

raven · Aug 29, 2008 12:46 AM

Just a silly question that I found in a stupid but sorta funny survey on Myspace somewhere. Along with questions such as "6.) What is the question number before this question?" and "7.) What about now?" I can't remember the rest of the questions.

I voted no.

Edit: Well it depends, maybe if it was a very common turtle, and there was a touch of pepper that I could add to it, lol. Nah just joking.

bmah · Aug 29, 2008 12:50 AM

Give me at least a grand and I will.

However, I've seen turtle dishes before. Do you mean eating the turtle alive? 0.o

Aicebo · Aug 29, 2008 12:53 AM

Turtles are too cute to eat.

A Guy · Aug 29, 2008 12:55 AM

In some parts of the world, people PAY to eat turtles.

raven · Aug 29, 2008 12:57 AM

bmah wrote:

Give me at least a grand and I will.
However, I've seen turtle dishes before. Do you mean eating the turtle alive? 0.o

Lol I dunno, why don't you give your opinion on both cooked and uncooked?

Paranoia · Aug 29, 2008 1:01 AM

Nope, I wouldn't eat a turtle.

SavageNymph · Aug 29, 2008 1:43 AM

I love turtles and I cant eat something so peaceful and pretty

A Guy · Aug 29, 2008 3:37 AM

I would eat a turtle for a dollar if it tasted good.

bmah · Aug 29, 2008 4:36 AM

raven wrote:

bmah wrote:
Give me at least a grand and I will.
However, I've seen turtle dishes before. Do you mean eating the turtle alive? 0.o
Lol I dunno, why don't you give your opinion on both cooked and uncooked?

I've never eaten a turtle, but since I know that turtles are cooked and eaten, I'd eat a cooked one, given the money haha.
No, the thousand dollar question is, would you eat a cockroach? I know people eat it, but I wouldn't ever.

raven · Aug 29, 2008 4:49 AM

bmah wrote:

I've never eaten a turtle, but since I know that turtles are cooked and eaten, I'd eat a cooked one, given the money haha.
No, the thousand dollar question is, would you eat a cockroach? I know people eat it, but I wouldn't ever.

I ate cockroaches and dog biscuits when I was a baby and too young to know the difference, along with many other disgusting things. I wouldn't eat a cockroach now though, bleh.

A Guy wrote:

In some parts of the world, people PAY to eat turtles.

True. Some people in East Timor hold an elaborate ceremony to eat a turtle, and it's not very nice to watch how they kill it.

ontels · Aug 29, 2008 9:57 AM

if you gave me 50Â£+ then Id eat it but only if it is dead and cooked

EclipsedMoon99 · Sep 27, 2008 12:50 PM

Prolly, actually... I mean, how would I eat the shell, but besides that one dollar is definitely worth it, lol.

ontels · Sep 27, 2008 3:24 PM

dooooooooooooode

Kazoobie64 · Sep 27, 2008 4:02 PM

bmah wrote:

No, the thousand dollar question is, would you eat a cockroach? I know people eat it, but I wouldn't ever.

It really depends on the conditions.

In Six Flags, they used to have this thing where if you ate a live madagascar hissing cockroach, you would get to be at the front of the line for all rides all day. (Or for the season for various people, depending on how many you eat.) A LIVE MADAGASCAR HISSING COCKROACH. Those things are huge and they HISS, they will hiss while they are being munched away at in your mouth. D:

I actually think I would do it if they let me coat it in chocolate so I can take my mind off of it while I'm eating it, but I doubt they'd let me do that.

PS. Crazy PETA actually tried to sue Six Flags for abuse against cockroaches, LOL.

A Guy · Sep 27, 2008 4:16 PM

PETA has issues.

ontels · Sep 27, 2008 4:22 PM

oh s*** its the nod get in a car

Kazoobie64 · Sep 27, 2008 5:35 PM

A Guy wrote:

PETA has issues.

Yeah, money-hungry issues.

But the reason why they pounced on this case is because Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches are a specific type of roach that's actually one of the most intelligent insects that pose no threat to humans, they can not fly, have a lifespan of 2-3 years and are actually commonly kept as pets. They are even dressed in jewels and used as an accessory in fashion shows. (Those of you who watch America's Next Top Model might remember an episode in Season 6 where they had to walk a runway with those roaches.)

So it's kind of pretty close to having to eat a hamster, LOL.

ontels · Sep 27, 2008 6:25 PM

except hamsters poop alot

SpyroFanatic · Sep 27, 2008 7:26 PM

Of course I would.

Stormy · Sep 27, 2008 7:39 PM

Nooo. I love turtles. sad

mimi · Nov 27, 2008 3:50 AM

Hmmm now that i think of it #SS it would sound tastah! but anyway no...i have 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.5$ so why would i do it for 1.oo? XD

I had a turlte i named him adriene i hate turtles now -.- plus all they do is swin and poo and eat it gets boring after a while and they poo and run to fast so screw turtles screw this post and screw you and your sister and whatever pets you may own at the moment,i mean great gawsh this isnt even spam

The game on maxgames

bananababy · Nov 27, 2008 4:50 AM

I luff turtles!
Answer: HECK NO

Taco Godess · Nov 28, 2008 2:43 AM

I'd eat a dollar for a turtle.
But a turtle for a dollar?

I'm poor, but not that poor.

Heck, I'd just blind the guy with pepper spray, grab his dollar and the turtle and run away. Hopefully a live turtle.

My mom once found a hissing beetle in the inside of her pocket.

Aceedwin · Jan 11, 2009 6:04 PM

I'll eat anything if I'm hungry. 'Cept mushrooms. I reallly hate mushrooms.

Spyro_Fan_Forever · Jan 11, 2009 7:26 PM

0:09. xD What he said!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

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