The funniest thing from SFRB!! :D

EternalNight · Apr 01, 2008 8:44 AM

This was from deviantart, where SpyroFlamesRedsBum posted a journal titled "Walrus Juice", and in it contained 18 ways to annoy your bathroom mates. I Laughed hard when I read it, Its soo funny!!!
Link to where this stuff came from: http://spyroflamesredsbum.deviantart.co … 5#comments

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''*bleep*, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''*bleep*, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''eek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

To deviantart members: What is up with the avvies changed to mudkips?!?!?!?!?

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 01, 2008 3:06 PM

LOL how'd SFRB come up with this? *on the floor, dead from laughing hard* LOL!

EternalNight · Apr 01, 2008 5:19 PM

I don't know how,But SFRB is one crazy lady big_smile !

Reivan · Apr 02, 2008 5:46 AM

iv gota say, everything. especially the posts.

Zekira Drake · Apr 02, 2008 1:08 PM

Damn, you make me miss SFRB lol. One crazy girl, I tell you. She's been like that for the 2 years that I've known her.

Rurikredwolf · Apr 02, 2008 2:52 PM

She's crazy! (In a good way. not the psyco way) That cheered me up.

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 02, 2008 3:05 PM

i know! why are there avis changed to mudkips? strange dont you think?

LoneKnight · Apr 02, 2008 5:33 PM

That made me laugh.

Spyrorocks · Apr 02, 2008 6:45 PM

Copy paste.

Spyro_Loves_Me · Apr 03, 2008 4:13 AM

Hah, very funny. It's a good way to freak out freshman too. smile

Zekira Drake · Apr 03, 2008 1:56 PM

SPYROtheDRAGON134 wrote:

i know! why are there avis changed to mudkips? strange dont you think?

Bcoz I herd you liek Mudkipz.

Lol.

Ayumi_the_Dark_Wolf · Apr 03, 2008 2:09 PM

O rly?

naw wait.....no.....wait.......dam(n) i forgot.......

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