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Twingo · Nov 20, 2016 12:58 AM

Call one eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one. AlarmForce! *boom* AlarmForce is listed on the TSX.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Nov 20, 2016 4:25 PM

there for awhile, it seemed like every single product on TV (at least in the US?) had the number one eight hundred four four one twenty-four hundred

MrXLink · Feb 12, 2020 12:52 AM

BILLY MAYS HERE FROM THE FUTURE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

Mr. John · Feb 12, 2020 3:15 PM

What's for sale Mr. Mays?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Feb 12, 2020 5:36 PM

MrXLink wrote:

BILLY MAYS HERE FROM THE FUTURE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

I'M LISTENING MR MAYS

MrXLink · Feb 12, 2020 7:10 PM

It's called the MAGIC OMELETTO
You KNOW the problem; you have 150 leftover eggs and have nothing to do but scatter them across 37 realms
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All you need to do is call zero-zero-three-E-G-G-B-G-O-N-E. That's zero-zero-three-E-G-G-B-G-O-N-E!

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BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
If YOU order within the next thirty minutes, you'll get my eggcellent recipe book, absolutely free!
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You know what? Screw it! I'm doubling up the deal. Order NOW and you will get DOUBLE your money's worth.
TWO MAGIC OMELETTOS
TWO RECIPE BOOKS
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Call zero-zero-three-E-G-G-B-G-O-N-E. That's zero-zero-three-E-G-G-B-G-O-N-E!
...zero-zero-three-E-G-G-B-G-O-N-E!

Billy Mays is not responsible for stuff. Any stuff. Like, seriously, don't hold Billy responsible. He has a wife and children. He's also very not alive. Give him a break. We'll sue you. Have a nice day.

Mr. John · Feb 14, 2020 1:46 AM

Yeah what he said. Rest In Peace though. Didn’t even know that.

MrXLink · Feb 18, 2020 10:42 PM

Yeah it's sad, he sure was a legend

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Feb 20, 2020 6:51 PM

Mr. John wrote:

Yeah what he said. Rest In Peace though. Didn’t even know that.

yep. died in 2009.

MrXLink wrote:

Yeah it's sad, he sure was a legend

one of the only advertising figures i've ever genuinely respected.

RangerOfIthilien · Feb 22, 2020 3:23 AM

Yeah, I was really sad when he died

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