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#1 Jan 03, 2012 1:38 AM
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1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
1.Throw Skittles at a worker and Yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW"
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#2 Jan 03, 2012 5:44 AM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
2. have fun with the fire extinguishers
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#3 Jan 03, 2012 12:36 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
Stab anyone who works there.
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#4 Jan 03, 2012 1:59 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
close this topic.
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#5 Jan 05, 2012 2:35 AM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
5. MOTORIZED SCOOTER NASCAR THROUGH THE AISLES
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#6 Jan 05, 2012 9:41 AM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
eat
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#7 Jan 06, 2012 1:22 AM
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7. try to organize a union.
no, seriously.
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#8 Jan 06, 2012 2:10 AM
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#9 Jan 06, 2012 2:45 AM
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#10 Jan 06, 2012 5:01 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
fart
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#11 Jan 07, 2012 12:01 AM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
As a former walmart employee, they don't care one bit if you fart 
Honestly, they wouldn't care about much of anything at the one I worked at
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#12 Jan 07, 2012 2:15 AM
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#13 Jan 07, 2012 8:46 AM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
12. take a drive through Wal-Mart.
now i want to do that.
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#14 Jan 07, 2012 11:04 AM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
Poop on floor
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#15 Jan 10, 2012 5:40 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
Eat poo off of floor.
Then wipe your tongue on someone who works there.
Then stab them.
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#16 Jan 10, 2012 5:47 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
sing
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#17 Jan 10, 2012 10:48 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
Sing and eat poo and then lick someone who works there then stab them then crash a plane into Wal-Mart...
That will get you kicked out.
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#18 Jan 11, 2012 9:19 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
work hard
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#19 Jan 11, 2012 10:16 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
find where they put on the music and replace it with something good
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#20 Jan 11, 2012 11:05 PM
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#21 Jan 12, 2012 12:12 AM
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^That was terrible.
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#22 Jan 12, 2012 4:48 PM
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#23 Jan 12, 2012 10:44 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
That was kind of mean, but to be honest, I live in England, so 9/11 has had virtually no effect on my life. As horrible as it was I can actually make jokes about it because 'it didn't happen to us'.
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#24 Jan 12, 2012 11:24 PM
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wait. it didn't happen to you, so you can make jokes about it??? please, i implore you to tell me you don't mean that.
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#25 Jan 12, 2012 11:36 PM
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Re: 1,000,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart
I don't think he meant it on a moral level. I think he meant on a more "well, it isn't so traumatic to me that I can't have fun with it" way. Also, about the whole "no effect on my life" thing. We did kind of go to war over that attack.
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