#26 Jun 29, 2008 9:05 AM

Taco Godess

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila (thinking): That eye's so huge, it MUST be the portal! Good, because I need to get back to Spyro!

Goat: Oh hi She- AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

Sheila: *jumps into eye, then appears on the other side in his head* Darn, It's just an empty room!

Do ya get it?

Mage

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

BRACE FOR A DUMB PUN

Sheila: Get out of my way , I need to get by!!

Goat: that's kanga-RUDE...

DanteAndVergil

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila - Howdy mate do you mind if I kick all the way over to the moon?
Goat - Now thats something I haven't been asked before ..... NO YOU CAN NOT

Ignitus's #1fan

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Okay, since I noticed this problem with an awful lot of the submissions, I'll just say it and get it over with - does anyone realize that the goat's line is supposed to be him thinking, not talking out loud? It was clearly stated in the rules that it's a thought bubble. Please correct/stop me if I'm wrong or out of line, Neal.

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ontels

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

well if there's any confusion mine are him thinking I dident but thinking in brakets next to his line because I thought evreone allready knew

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila: "Hey, aren't you the guy that stole my joey because he flushed your car keys down the toilet?"

Goat:" *thinks*Umm....er.....uhhhhh.....maybe? *runs away*

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Misa

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila: Okay Billy, I am here to save you, Billy? Bill? Yo Bill man!
Pete: *Dang it, can't she get it right, my name is Pete not Billy!*

Sheila: I am looking for dragon eggs. Spyro needs them to defeat the Sorcess and to save the world. Do you know where they are? I need to know NOW
Pete: *Crap... I knew those eggs were important...*

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

I can't think of anything really funny, but here's my entry:

Sheila: Careful mate, some loser named Moneybags' been goin' around and selling pirate copies of Spyro: Year of the Dragon for 5000 Gems!
Goat: *thinking* Oops, I should have listened to the fairy at the start.....

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Entry 2:
Sheila:Adoobadadoobada!
Goat:What is that crazy goat-kangaroo thing doing near my house!

Misa

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pur

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila: Hey, mate; your decor's absolutely rubbish. Look at it - your roof has egg all over it, the door's too rustic to be standing and that window looks like it's...wait, you listening?
Goat: *Thinking while dancing* 101 little gems on the wall, 101 little gems. If one falls down, gets caught by a dragonfly, then there'd be 100 little gems on the wall...

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Mass mental scarring, AWWAAAYY!!

You have it lucky compared to my other haunts...

YellowBananas

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Shelia: WOW man! U need to clean out your ears! dey full of wax!
Goat: *u do know i can't afford candles... HAVE U EVEN SEEN MY HOUSE!*

birdy-stover

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Ember

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila: Oh, look, a little goat!
Goat: Actually, I'm a mountain goat.

Spyro_fan55

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

I'm just gonna post my last one.

Sheila: Oooh... what's inside your house!?

Goat (thinks): Oh no! She's on to me and Billy! We need to move the hostage before she finds him!

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila: Have you seen Moneybags? I need to give him a good kick.
Billy: (thinking) I shouldn't yell her he's still crying from last time.

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Spyro:Cant touch this.
Cynder:What the Heck are you doing?
Spyro:Singing!

vb354

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

shila:goat yea  (:)
goat:yea where oh u mean me ah very funny

Fletch_Talon

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila: Oi, 'ave you seen my shrimp on the barbie?
Goat: Oh dear, the Australian stereotype knows about my secret doll collection

Sheila: Why am i still jumping into this wall
Goat: Oh dear, the player he is AFK, he sees nussink!

ratchet

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Shrimp is called a "prawn" in Australia.

Fletch_Talon

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Spyro_fan55

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alexis1213

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

i'm the queen of spam no not spam ham in a can

Sheila: oh hiya Goat
Goat: hey  Sheila whats up
Sheila: whats up is i'm hungry do u know where i can find Goat meat
Goat: *with shock look in face* um no i do not
Sheila: um okay i'll go find Spyro and ask him to cook me up some sheep
Goat: *says to himself* boy that was close
Sheila: hey Spyro can u cook me some Goat
Spyro: um no cuz Goat is my friend
Sheila: oh okay....
Sparx: Sheila is one crazy person
Spyro: geee u think
Sparx: i think alright
Spyro: *laughts out loud* sry Sparx but ur crazy
Sparx: hey i resembale that remark
Spyro: u think
Sparx: T_T
Spyro::P
:-P

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila:LET ME IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goat:No way...I was told to guard it...so tough luck...

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Sheila: hello is this thing on
Goat: hello is ur brain on
Sheila: no not rly
Goat: o rly
Shelia:......
Goat: hey do want to come to my house for dinner i will have vegtable soup
Sheila: no thanx i've already had my vegtables today
Goat: *comes up and hits Sheila's head*
Sheila:.....
Goat: u have been drinking V8 again haven't u
Sheila: um okay i have
Goat: thats what i though

lolz...........

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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

Shiela: Hey sparx, somethink is sticked to my but, be usefoul and take it off.

goat: I don't want to know what are they doing at night..