some believe Pokemon exists

Doppelgangergang · Mar 27, 2008 10:03 PM

I'll just transcript the good parts from benheck: (Spoilered due to length)

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QUOTATIONS FROM forums.benheck.com

gamer2 wrote:

This could be a combination of
Mental Retardation and Alot of Pot smoking (Cennar). Perhaps just schizophrenia.

timmeh87 wrote:

Doppel's note: These are Timmeh's excerpts from the Pokeclipse.
"The majority of you who come in here and try to refute us, your only argument is "Pokemon aren't real because I can't see them, I've never seen them, and probably never will see them."
Sorry to say this, but you are only one out of over 16 billion people on this planet, and just because you haven't experienced something, doesn't mean that's how it is. You can't see love, you can't see hate, and you can't see evil or good. You probably will never see them in your entire life, but do they exist? In my experiences as a human being, they do, and they are very real."

"I really think my partner is Growlith. I mean there is just this devine CONNECTION that I feel when ever I think of him. I plan on visiting Hawaii pretty soon, so my theory is that if I jump into a volcano, Growlith will eather save me or take me to the PokeWorld."

"As silly as this sounds, I only want one Zangoose.
When I was playing my Ruby version, I had one Zangoose, named Paul.
He would always be so strong, and the way that he would look at the screen was, well, different then all of the other Zangoose that I ran across. I don't know how to explain it. But just the way he looked at me...it was magic, I don't know. Anyway. One day, Paul, I'll meet you in real life. I promise."

Bibin wrote:

Anyway, yeah, this site is pretty messed up. Who's up for a theological debate with them?

bicostp wrote:

Reminds me of the time someone here found that forum full of people who still believe the Earth is flat and there's a big government conspiracy keeping us away form the "ice wall" that keeps the oceans from pouring away as we "fall up".
But real Pokemon? What? The person who started that forum probably just saw a Siamese cat that looked similar to the one that follows those two people around who are always trying to catch the yellow thing instead of catching one of their own. I'm sure some of them were based around real animals. (Especially since there's, what, 1000 of them by now?) But believing these things are real is crazy.
The average age there must be 13 or 14, judging by the overall level of maturity and intelligence. (And someone who can't remember a time before Pokemon is probably the only one who would fall for this.)
Groups like that make me lose what little faith in humanity I have left.
Also, free forum host?

Dr. Killgood wrote:

I saw another website where they think digimon are real, and they visit the digital world and stuff! XD

teraflop122 wrote:

The Earth *IS* flat >=(
The more I think about it, the more I think the whole thing is fake. Anyone capable of human language should be above that kind of thing.

nightwheel wrote:

I hate to sound like a total Noob but I once thought Pokemon were real. But to find them, me and my friends thought you had to go into the Brumda Tringle to find them. Thankfuly, I don't think their real anymore.
Bibin wrote:
Who's up for a theological debate with them?
With pleasure

Tibia wrote:

The thread about "marrying your Pokemon" is alarming. Really alarming. It shows these are mostly kids, as there was one great remark along the lines of "I'll marry my Pokemon for SURE!!!!! but we won't do it." On the other hand, *bleep* anyone? *shudder*

And what is it with all the "Gangsta Blingg" sigs and avs? It doesn't even look appealing.

EDIT: I hope they upgrade their servers!

Lancer232 · Mar 27, 2008 11:12 PM

...That is a little scary (in the akward way). I think if those guys start to say that in public the men from the Happy Hotel will be there.

bmah · Mar 27, 2008 11:31 PM

I've recently found out that the people on these forums must've been incredibly good at posing and faking the whole thing. Although in a sense, that kinda ruined half the fun. sad

Doppelgangergang · Mar 27, 2008 11:32 PM

bmah wrote:

I've recently found out that the people on these forums must've been incredibly good at posing and faking the whole thing. Although in a sense, that kinda ruined half the fun.

I presume you are pertaining to the Pokeclipse forum and not SpyroForum? :-[

bmah · Mar 27, 2008 11:35 PM

Of course. You should already know that members here don't have a 4chan pranking mentality, thank goodness.

Doppelgangergang · Mar 27, 2008 11:36 PM

Yay! I thought we lost you, bmah! wink

EDIT: Have you seen the transcripts? They have good opinions there too..

A Guy · Mar 28, 2008 1:29 AM

I'll take one of whatever potent stuff those people are drinking, bartender!

Doppelgangergang · Mar 28, 2008 3:48 AM

*gulp* *gulp* AHHH!!! I seen the light! Pokemon ARE real!111!

(sarcastic)

spyromaster330 · Mar 28, 2008 5:28 AM

those people are very dumb if they think pokemon is real.

Phoenix_Flyer · Mar 28, 2008 5:00 PM

Aye.... Weirdos!

Zekira Drake · Mar 29, 2008 11:45 PM

Whoa.

I'd love to join that, but it seems that their theories are too much on my border of imagination.

Doppelgangergang · Mar 30, 2008 2:11 AM

Zekira Drake wrote:

Whoa.
I'd love to join that, but it seems that their theories are too much on my border of imagination.

Heck... The forum is messed up, I can't fathom the theories.

Rurikredwolf · Mar 30, 2008 2:20 AM

My mind is exploding.....

Drax · Mar 31, 2008 4:20 AM

Pokemon exsist they just haven't been found. They are on an island which hasn't been found either.

lol. This guy at camp said that when he was giving a dude a hard time about him playing pokemon.

Zekira Drake · Mar 31, 2008 12:37 PM

Drax wrote:

Pokemon exsist they just haven't been found. They are on an island which hasn't been found either.
lol. This guy at camp said that when he was giving a dude a hard time about him playing pokemon.

...lol what? Haha.

RaidonMakoto · Mar 31, 2008 2:10 PM

Dragons are about as fake as Pokemon. Sorry to say, guys, but unless they're hiding in Africa somewhere where we aren't, Dragons aren't real. I think it is wrong of those who 'believe' in Dragons to criticize those people, IMO.

Also, they're all either loons or nine year olds, and I'm inclined to go with the latter.

shadowsfall · Mar 31, 2008 2:34 PM

RaidonMakoto wrote:

Dragons are about as fake as Pokemon. Sorry to say, guys, but unless they're hiding in Africa somewhere where we aren't, Dragons aren't real. I think it is wrong of those who 'believe' in Dragons to criticize those people, IMO.
Also, they're all either loons or nine year olds, and I'm inclined to go with the latter.

ummm i believe in dragons and nights sooo does that mean i have to be criticized?!

pur · Mar 31, 2008 6:14 PM

RaidonMakoto wrote:

Dragons are about as fake as Pokemon. Sorry to say, guys, but unless they're hiding in Africa somewhere where we aren't, Dragons aren't real. I think it is wrong of those who 'believe' in Dragons to criticize those people, IMO.

No! Dragons ARE real! And I'll prove it!

See? Proof!

Heh, but Dragons in the mythology sense are non-existent, I won't deny that.

DragonWithinMe · Mar 31, 2008 7:31 PM

I did believe that Pokemon's exist when I was younger. I was always hoping that Bulbasaur would ran to me from forest. xD

RaidonMakoto · Mar 31, 2008 8:31 PM

shadowsfall wrote:

RaidonMakoto wrote:
Dragons are about as fake as Pokemon. Sorry to say, guys, but unless they're hiding in Africa somewhere where we aren't, Dragons aren't real. I think it is wrong of those who 'believe' in Dragons to criticize those people, IMO.
Also, they're all either loons or nine year olds, and I'm inclined to go with the latter.
ummm i believe in dragons and nights sooo does that mean i have to be criticized?!

I'm criticizing those who claim to 'believe' in dragons who then turn around and criticize the people that believe in Pokemon.

Doppelgangergang · Mar 31, 2008 8:43 PM

Maybe they were just baffled with the fact that some peeps believe that pokemon are real. Like if you will take peeps from Engadget or BenHeck Forums to this forum they will be baffled with people that believe in draggies too.

It's a matter of people finding where they fit in and gawking at "unusual" things for them. They are used to see people like them who believe in draggies and are surprised to see that other people believe in pokemon or flat earth.

I don't say that Pokemon Believers "suck" but I was just observing.

I believe in draggies. Ya know?

Rurikredwolf · Mar 31, 2008 8:49 PM

I think that they did exist at least once, but a game?

dragon protector x · Mar 31, 2008 10:56 PM

*crackes up laughing* That is funny.

bmah · Apr 01, 2008 7:53 AM

RaidonMakoto wrote:

Dragons are about as fake as Pokemon. Sorry to say, guys, but unless they're hiding in Africa somewhere where we aren't, Dragons aren't real. I think it is wrong of those who 'believe' in Dragons to criticize those people, IMO.

I agree, but you know that forum members here don't want to hear that!

RaidonMakoto wrote:

Also, they're all either loons or nine year olds, and I'm inclined to go with the latter.

ATT. EVERYONE

I've recently found out that the whole site ended up being a hoax. The people behind the whole site were comprised almost entirely of 4chan members who genuinly found tricking everyone funny.

So save your butts and don't fall into their trap. The whole site is a fake, sadly.

SuperMarioSquig · Apr 01, 2008 9:21 PM

Oh god, not 4chan. I lurked there one day on accident, I regret it big time!

So uhh.....lets say Pokemon were real, I'd want either Jigglypuff or Lucario. :-P

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