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#426 Nov 18, 2008 2:14 PM
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..."SOO i heard you liked POO-coloured BALLOONS?!??!" ignitus said with a big grin.
'POO COLOUR?!?!?!? I HATE POO COLOUR!!!!!!!' kasploded the sorceress.
"WHAT?!?!? but yesterday you were saying how much you LOVE the colour of poo!"
"sarcasm, you and your old age...maybe i shouldnt marry you'
'you and your fatness...maybe i shouldnt marry you'
turns out the sorceress and ignitus got a divorce right there and then, seems that what caused the divorce was the age difference, weight difference, species difference and....
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#427 Nov 18, 2008 2:19 PM
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... then 'the sorcerous is fat' came in, carrying the wedding cake and noticed they were divorcing. Spyro, Cynder, and Malefor meanwhile, looked on in disbelief at the scene in front of them. TSIF reacted by...
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#428 Nov 18, 2008 2:24 PM
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...DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE then freezing up because she realised it was the spyro characters...IN THE FLESH AND SCALES!!!! O______________O
EXPLODING dramatically she ran up to spyro and offered him half of the cake, despite the fact it was for another two character's wedding.
Suddenly a jet plane crashed into the wall, giving ignitus a heart attack and malefor a seisure. turns out the clumsy pilot was...
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#429 Nov 18, 2008 2:31 PM
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... reading 18+ rated magazines, and so wasn't watching the air in front of his plane.
"Oh, bloogen floogen, sorry Guardian." said the naughty pilot as he climbed out of the plane wreck. Cynder jumped up and melleed the pilot, but he kept getting up and saying "haha, is that all you've got?" or "my goldfish hits harder than you."
Spyro (who's purple face was covered in wedding cake when it was sent flying through the air by the crash) was angry at Ignitus's death, and turned to TSIF and said...
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#430 Nov 22, 2008 11:33 AM
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"OVER 9000!" with wich she replied....
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#431 Dec 13, 2008 12:43 AM
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Ignutis: i wonder what's for dinner mah boy
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#432 Dec 13, 2008 12:46 AM
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(how does that fit in with the story? Ontels wrote that 'The Sorerous Is Fat'/TSIF was going to say something...)
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#433 Dec 13, 2008 10:23 AM
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(this story has been single handelly ruined by Jackson117 so what now?)
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#434 Dec 13, 2008 10:33 AM
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(Lol. Jackson117, if it's ok, I'm going to ignore your post as I can't think of a response to it, but by all means please feel free to make another post if you like. )
"OVER 9000!" with wich she replied....
..."holy snapping duck crap, I have no idea what you mean by that, Spyro!" She then ran over to help Cynder mellee the pilot, yelling while yelling back to Spyro "can you find Ontels and get him to come and and help us bury Ignitus and Malefor when we're done here?"
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#435 Dec 15, 2008 5:01 PM
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"I would" said Spyro "but I have no idea who Ontels is..." mean while inside Ignitus's body something was hapening and that was...
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#436 Dec 29, 2008 5:14 AM
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The Xenomorph chest buster was getting ready to come out. The vile creature had been crawling around inside the great dragon ever since he lost a bet to Malfor on a game of Yugioh(Of which Malfor was the world champion) and was forced to go on a weird, alien space ship with a bunch of strange eggs in the cargo holds. The magic of the dragons was able to remove the ugly spider-like face huger from him, but the it had already done its work.
As the others tried to take card of the bodies, the nasty baby alien burst out of Ignitus's body, causing blood and gore to splatter everywhere. The creature then went to make its next move...
(Note the Xenomorph is the creature from the movie alien.)
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#437 Dec 30, 2008 9:23 PM
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The creature jumped out of Ignitus's pale body and....um....he uh made a....
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#438 Jan 06, 2009 10:15 AM
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The creature jumped out of Ignitus's pale body and....um....he uh made a....
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#439 Jan 06, 2009 4:41 PM
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He ate the sanwich so vishousllyy and without mercy that Spyro had to...
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#440 Jan 11, 2009 6:20 AM
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Brake dance XD :-P
Then the monster......
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#441 Jan 15, 2009 5:55 PM
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grew up into a big strong alien and took over the world using his xenopernorphic army. In a future ruled by aliens Spyro was forced to...
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#442 Jan 15, 2009 7:44 PM
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grew up into a big strong alien and took over the world using his xenopernorphic army. In a future ruled by aliens Spyro was forced to...
eat sandwiches and then he.........
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#443 Jan 16, 2009 5:18 PM
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Threw up just in time because the sanwiches had egg's in them. When his overseer's saw this they...
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#444 Jan 18, 2009 7:03 AM
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...said "WHY IS YOU EATING SANDWICHES WITH OUR BABIES IN THEM!??!?!?!?!!!?!!!?!?!?!??!!...
ssssssssssssssssschWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAA!
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#445 Jan 18, 2009 9:42 AM
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(havent you seen the movie? well I guess I kinda got it wrong but still...)
Spyro wondered why the overseers had asked a question and shouted 12 diferent times. But no time for that because suddenlly...
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#446 Feb 19, 2009 9:03 PM
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mY OWN
I hate to say it, but..."
Spyro will lets lose a UNDEAD plauge team up with cynder and will rule the world and have childen of darkness!
EVERYTHING AS AN END LIKE THESE GUYS!!
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#447 Feb 19, 2009 9:05 PM
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lol ontels wont be happy with that XD
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#448 Feb 20, 2009 9:28 AM
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(puts on best mod voice)
Continue with orginall story please.
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#449 Mar 08, 2009 6:37 PM
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ANYONE HERE NAMED BANJO11!!?!?!? :-|
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#450 Mar 09, 2009 6:17 PM
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shouted non other than chuck norris with twin uzi's in hand he shot down every alien in the room befor taking spyro away and when they were a safe distance from the fight chuck activated a bomb wich killed all the aliens to thank him spyro...
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