The Most Ridiculous Thing You Would Do if You Were Spyro

LocoGuy107 · Nov 20, 2014 3:42 AM

I would go to the deepest point underwater that I could withstand and pee there.

Gekoncze · Nov 20, 2014 2:39 PM

I would swim in the air.

Mr. John · Nov 20, 2014 7:26 PM

I would charge. Gems just to save the Dragon Realms.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Nov 21, 2014 3:31 AM

i would abuse all the powerups, man. fly around all the time, breathe those weird underwater things when you have the fire powerup equipped underwater (what are those anyway?), supercharge around all the time...

Paranoia · Nov 21, 2014 5:25 AM

I have always seen them as ice crystals.

I would chill in the Autumn Plains or Evening Lake homeworld without a care in the world except for flaming the occasional sheep for food. Oh wait, that's not ridiculous. meh

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LocoGuy107 · Nov 30, 2014 7:53 PM

The second most ridiculous thing I would do is Supercharge through the Himalayan mountains to make an expressway.

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Gekoncze · Nov 30, 2014 8:55 PM

Swaffy · Dec 01, 2014 7:25 PM

I would take Malefor out for a beer and/or marry Cynder.

Oh wait I hate beer.

Paranoia · Dec 01, 2014 9:40 PM

Swaffy wrote:

Oh wait I hate beer.

:0

LocoGuy107 · Dec 02, 2014 12:54 AM

Paranoia wrote:

Swaffy wrote:
Oh wait I hate beer.
:0

XD

Swaffy wrote:

Oh wait I hate beer.

You think Agent 9 would be the "beer" type?

Paranoia · Dec 02, 2014 1:30 AM

I think Agent 9 would be more into hard drugs based on his personality

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Dec 02, 2014 3:04 AM

if Agent 9 ended up on anything, i could see it just being like cigarettes to "relax after a long day" or something, never realizing until the Professor pointed out that cigarettes are actually stimulants/uppers which means they do the exact opposite of relaxing you, not to mention that cigarettes contain formaldehyde, nicotine which is an insecticide which btw is forbidden for insecticide use in the US, tar, and ingredients also found in rat poison, household cleaners, rubber cement, lighter fluid, and battery acid.

Paranoia · Dec 02, 2014 3:57 AM

we just gonna ignore that swaffy wants to merry cynder

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Dec 02, 2014 4:30 AM

if he were Spyro.

besides, she's not my personality type (her personality changes completely in all 3 games lol and none of them resonate with me) but she could be somebody's. there are several fictional characters whom i could see dating/marrying if they were human (and real).

and remember that no matter if you're in love with a fictional character or a real one, cigarettes still contain a banned insecticide and tar!

Paranoia · Dec 02, 2014 4:37 AM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

and remember that no matter if you're in love with a fictional character or a real one, cigarettes still contain a banned insecticide and tar!

Made me laugh. (thankfully I've never smoked and don't plan too!)

if he were Spyro.

Totally forgot the context of this thread. All Spam threads all blend into one incoherent sparx -filled mess to me.

Gekoncze · Dec 02, 2014 9:44 AM

I would merry Ember <3 spyro ember

LocoGuy107 · Dec 03, 2014 11:14 PM

Gekoncze wrote:

I would merry Ember <3

Stormy · Dec 03, 2014 11:29 PM

cat and ember get merry

RangerOfIthilien · Dec 03, 2014 11:34 PM

OTP

LocoGuy107 · Dec 04, 2014 4:16 AM

Third most ridiculous: breathe fire on a stick of dynamite and then hold onto it.

Paranoia · Dec 04, 2014 4:22 AM

LocoGuy107 wrote:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5D_DQ10_11E/hqdefault.jpg

spyro's head is irradiating pinky-purple dark gem lightning

LocoGuy107 · Dec 20, 2014 4:10 AM

Fourth: show myself to the FBI.

RangerOfIthilien · Dec 20, 2014 3:18 PM

Would the FBI exist in any of the worlds of the Spyro games?

They'd probably be more like the MBMIMM

The Magical Bureau of Magical Investigations of Malicious Magic

LocoGuy107 · Dec 20, 2014 3:36 PM

I was saying "FBI" as if I turned into Spyro and had to stay here on Earth.

RangerOfIthilien · Dec 21, 2014 2:07 AM

in that case your answer is cheeseburgers

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