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RangerOfIthilien · Oct 24, 2014 10:49 PM

as i walked through the valley where i harvest my grain
i take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
but thats just perfect for an amish like me
you know i shun fancy things like electricity
at 4:30 in the morning im milkin cows
jedediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows
fool
ive been milkin and plowin so long that
even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
im a man of the land im into discipline
got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
but if i finish all of my chores and you finish thine
then tonight were going to party like its 1699
we been spendin most our lives living in an amish paradise
i churn butter once or twice living in an amish paradise
youd probably think it bites living in an amish paradise
a local boy kicked me in the butt last week
i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek
i really dont care in fact i wish him well
cause ill be laughing my head off when hes burnin in hell
i aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
an amish with a tude you know thats unheard of
i never wear buttons but i got a cool hat
and my homies agree i really look good in black fools
if you come to visit youll be bored to tears
we havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
were just technologically impaired
no phones no lights no motorcars
not a single luxury
like robinson crusoe
were as primitive as can be
we been spendin most our lives livin in an amish paradise
we churn butter once or twice livin in an amish paradise
we sell quilts at discount price livin in an amish paradise
think youre really righteous
think youre pure in heart
well i know im a million times as humble as thou art
im the pious guy the little omelettes wanna be like
on my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
so dont be vain or dont be whiny
or else my brother i might have to get medieval on your hiney
we been spendin most our lives livin in an amish paradise
we churn butter once or twice livin in an amish paradise
we sell quilts at discount price livin in an amish paradise
YEACH

Mr. John · Oct 25, 2014 2:14 AM

So beautiful.

RangerOfIthilien · Oct 25, 2014 10:18 PM

a long long time ago naboo was under an attack
and i half thought me an qui gon jinn
could talk the federation in
to maybe cutting them a little slack
now their response it didnt thrill us
they locked the doors and tried to kill us
we escaped from that gas
and meet jar jar and boss nass
we took a bongo through the sea
we went to theed to see the queen
we all wound up on tattooine
thats where we found this boy
and we were singin
oh my my this here anakin guy
maybe vader someday layer now hes just a small fry
he left his home and kissed hours mommy goodbye
sayin soon im gonna be a jedi
soon im gonna be a jedi
did you know this junkyard slave
isnt even old enough to shave
but he can use the force they say
now do you see hitting on the queen
though hes just nine and shes fourteen
yeah hes probably gonna marry her someday
well i know he built c3po
and ive heard how fast his pod can go
and we were broke its true
so we mighta made a wager or two
hes a prepubescent flyin ace
so the minute jabba started up that race
well i knew hed win first place
oh yes that was our boy
we started singin
oh my my this here anakin guy
maybe vader someday layer now hes just a small fry
he left his home and kissed hours mommy goodbye
sayin soon im gonna be a jedi
soon im gonna be a jedi
now we finally got to coruscant
the jedi council we knew would want
to see how good the boy could be
so we took him there and we told the tale
how his midichlorians were off the scale
and he might fulfill that prophecy
oh the council was impressed of course
could he bring balance to the force
they interviewed the kid
ohoh training they forbid
because yoda sensed in him much fear
so qui gon said now listen here
just stick it in your pointy ear
i still
ill teach this boy
he started singin
oh my my this here anakin guy
maybe vader someday layer now hes just a small fry
he left his home and kissed hours mommy goodbye
sayin soon im gonna be a jedi
soon im gonna be a jedi
we caught a ride back to naboo
cause queen amidala wanted to
i frankly would have liked to stay
we all fought in that epic war
and it wasnt long at all before
little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
and in the end some gungans died
some ships blew up and their pilots fried
a lot of folks were croakin
the battle droids were broken
and the jedi i admire most
meet up with darth maul and now hes toast
well im still here and hes a ghost
i guess ill train this boy
well i was sayin
oh my my this here anakin guy
maybe vader someday layer now hes just a small fry
he left his home and kissed hours mommy goodbye
sayin soon im gonna be a jedi
soon im gonna be a jedi
we all were sayin
oh my my this here anakin guy
maybe vader someday layer now hes just a small fry
he left his home and kissed hours mommy goodbye
sayin soon im gonna be a jedi
soon im gonna be a jedi

thetruefan · Oct 25, 2014 10:24 PM

CHICKA-PAW! I'M A LEAD FARMER MOTHER******

RangerOfIthilien · Oct 26, 2014 12:53 AM

and in the end it doesnt even matter

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 26, 2014 1:36 AM

today, we stood on the wall...
we laughed at the sun,
we laughed at the guns,
we laughed at it all...

RangerOfIthilien · Oct 26, 2014 9:48 PM

i know darth vaders really got you annoyed
but remember if you kill him then youll be unemployed
oh my yooooda
yoyoyoyoyodaaaaaa

Stormy · Oct 26, 2014 9:50 PM

come on and spam

thetruefan · Oct 27, 2014 12:16 PM

THE END IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did I miss it?

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 27, 2014 4:38 PM

you missed the end of your post.

thetruefan · Oct 27, 2014 4:48 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

you missed the end of your post.

When the world will end, i'll say to everyone: "Ha, I knew!"

Gekoncze · Oct 27, 2014 6:00 PM

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thetruefan · Oct 27, 2014 6:57 PM

LLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Mr. John · Oct 27, 2014 9:19 PM

36, Lambda. You guys are great Poets. Amazing job! And I am being serious these are amazing!

thetruefan · Oct 27, 2014 9:47 PM

Theory lessons were always interesting.

Mr. John · Oct 27, 2014 9:54 PM

Indeed.

thetruefan · Oct 27, 2014 10:01 PM

Poor Beethoven.

RangerOfIthilien · Oct 27, 2014 11:23 PM

Mr. John wrote:

36, Lambda. You guys are great Poets. Amazing job! And I am being serious these are amazing!

Mine were all Weird Al lyrics actually so I give the credit to him

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Mr. John · Oct 27, 2014 11:28 PM

Oh man. But that was great!

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 28, 2014 3:58 AM

mine on the other page were Dragonforce lyrics i think, the ones on this page are Linkin Park lyrics.

i like to write poetry/lyrics, though inspiration is a bit scarce these days. also i just don't share it much.

thetruefan · Oct 29, 2014 12:38 PM

Yeah, I like to write a lot of song-riddles and stuff like that. It helps me to think better.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Oct 29, 2014 5:48 PM

thetruefan wrote:

Yeah, I like to write a lot of song-riddles and stuff like that. It helps me to think better.

ever consider sharing it?

thetruefan · Oct 29, 2014 5:58 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

thetruefan wrote:
Yeah, I like to write a lot of song-riddles and stuff like that. It helps me to think better.
ever consider sharing it?

When I'll do more at English- Maybe.

Mr. John · Oct 29, 2014 7:08 PM

IYou guys are awesome you know that right? Just had a bit off an off day. All's good. And I'm me again. But even on a down day. This place and you guys always bring a smile to my face! You guys are an awesome bunch of people thanks! For always being you anyway! fan if wanna sing do so. Sure your an awesome singer.

Last edited by Mr. John (Oct 29, 2014 7:11 PM)

thetruefan · Oct 29, 2014 7:29 PM

I actually do, I have a band.

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