Pony Spam (could get vulgar)

Latias fan · Aug 08, 2011 9:33 PM

I tried hard by flirting with someone.

I hoped we could...but I won't start over again.

Mid-day street falls upside down and dispersed in the air

Nobody stopped to see them fade.

Your eyes seemed so innocent, everything made sense to you.

They didn't to me...

Deep inside my mind (I didn't compromise just for the love)

Deep inside my mind (Believe in your word)

Way of life, way of life, I heard you say, "We were on the same street."

Way of life, Way of my life...

Aceedwin · Aug 08, 2011 10:42 PM

But the hedgehog cannot be buggered at all!

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 08, 2011 11:56 PM

i thought that i had everybody on my side
then i went and blew it, all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because i

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ripped my pants!

Latias fan · Aug 08, 2011 11:59 PM

Aceedwin wrote:

But the hedgehog cannot be buggered at all!

But Sonic hasn't evolved since the Genesis games.

JazzJackrabbit · Aug 09, 2011 4:07 AM

Latias fan wrote:

Aceedwin wrote:
But the hedgehog cannot be buggered at all!
But Sonic hasn't evolved since the Genesis games.

Of all the Mary Sues in the world, Sonic's the Mary Sueiest.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 09, 2011 4:19 AM

evolved? genetically speaking, he certainly seems to have. but in a way, i guess that's more like saying that the tanks in video games today are better weapons of choice than the tanks in that old Atari game because they have detail.

Aceedwin · Aug 09, 2011 9:15 AM

You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
In the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
Or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.

You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small--
But the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp,
Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp.
If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo,
Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do,
You will need a large mattress upon which to fall--
But the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees,
You can bugger the termites with terminal ease
You can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too,
There's no end to the buggering that you can do.

You can bugger the cat if it isn't too fat
You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat
You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine,
Like rats, mice, and roaches, if you're not discernin'.
You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he
Avoids with great ease those who fancy his *bleep*.
He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all--
And the would-be seducer leaves him in the grass

If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool,
Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes
Performed upon others of different shapes
Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly,
Or the swallow as it skims so skillfully by,
Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

You can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how),
Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow,
You can bugger the *bleep* as it stands in the stall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can order or shoo 'im, or run a knife through 'im
The one thing you cannot do is stick it to 'im.
If you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix,
His prickles defend him against rampant pricks.

You can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb,
You can bugger the ewe, though the wether's a sham,
You can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel,
You can bugger the crab, though they say it can't feel,
You can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake),
Though to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake.
You can bugger the billy, the nanny, the kid,
But to bugger the hedeghog just cannot be did.

You can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug,
You can bugger the different species of bug,
Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
"That *bleep* Erinaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

This is my drunk song.

Latias fan · Aug 09, 2011 2:46 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

evolved? genetically speaking, he certainly seems to have. but in a way, i guess that's more like saying that the tanks in video games today are better weapons of choice than the tanks in that old Atari game because they have detail.

But It's been the same game since the first one.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 09, 2011 5:19 PM

Aceedwin = tl;dr

Latias: maybe, i don't play Sonic, but undeniably he's changed appearance since the first game, even if only because of the graphics. that's all i'm really saying there.

Latias fan · Aug 09, 2011 9:47 PM

I just found out today that HCbailly is a brony. I'm sad now

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 10, 2011 4:58 AM

just remember, it's important to know which emotion to channel your feelings towards, depending on the situation.

if you want some sort of artistic result to come from this negativity, you should likely choose sadness. now, there are exceptions to this, such as myself, but the more likely choice is sadness. with art, people will be able to identify with the work's backing emotion, and it will likely leave a lasting impression on a personal level.

now, on the other hand, if you want this to have a quick, big, and direct impact on the surrounding communities, channel it towards anger. anger is what gets the protest speeches and punk music going.

Aceedwin · Aug 10, 2011 8:38 AM

And that is how we manipulate others, kids.

Latias fan · Aug 10, 2011 2:54 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

just remember, it's important to know which emotion to channel your feelings towards, depending on the situation.
if you want some sort of artistic result to come from this negativity, you should likely choose sadness. now, there are exceptions to this, such as myself, but the more likely choice is sadness. with art, people will be able to identify with the work's backing emotion, and it will likely leave a lasting impression on a personal level.
now, on the other hand, if you want this to have a quick, big, and direct impact on the surrounding communities, channel it towards anger. anger is what gets the protest speeches and punk music going.

Can your life speechs 36 MY FRIENDS A BRONY!!!

Aceedwin · Aug 10, 2011 3:26 PM

53 is my favourite number, you know. Great number.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 10, 2011 4:53 PM

how privileged am i, to have no friends who have joined the cult. i feel for you though, Latias. just remember, i'm still here.

well, i suppose that doesn't really help too much, does it. well, look at my sig. that'll make you feel better. it makes me feel better.

Latias fan · Aug 10, 2011 6:15 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

how privileged am i, to have no friends who have joined the cult. i feel for you though, Latias. just remember, i'm still here.
well, i suppose that doesn't really help too much, does it. well, look at my sig. that'll make you feel better. it makes me feel better.

So that leaves you, me and Clock_la to not be in this cult on this site. Oh crap we're so *bleep*ed.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 10, 2011 6:39 PM

remember, Latias, all it takes is one person to create an opposition. and we have three.

Latias fan · Aug 10, 2011 6:44 PM

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

remember, Latias, all it takes is one person to create an opposition. and we have three.

But one of them won't come back till Monday so now we have 2.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 10, 2011 7:25 PM

that means it's time to pull out one of my tricks i had back in 2006:

THIS SMILEY IS OUR NEWEST ALLY --> big_smile

hello, smiley.

big_smile hello.

Stormy · Aug 10, 2011 7:41 PM

PONIES

Latias fan · Aug 10, 2011 7:43 PM

Stormy wrote:

PONIES

So hows Tales of Vespira going for you oh wait...

Aceedwin · Aug 10, 2011 7:59 PM

Hey guys, look at your QWERTY keyboards. Notice that the letters are divided into three rows. Now look at the letters on the end of each row.

There is no escape. Now for some hardcore ponies.

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36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 11, 2011 1:47 AM

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Latias fan · Aug 11, 2011 2:03 AM

If you were to take David Lynch, Quentin Tarantino and a Luchador, lock them in a room surrounded by Sci-Fi movies, anime and Andy Warhol paintings, you'd get something quite close to the inside of Goichi Suda's mind.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 · Aug 11, 2011 2:15 AM

farewell now mountain vale and plain
farewell now wind and frost and rain
and mist and cloud and Heaven's air
ye star and moon so blinding fair

farewell now blade and bloom and grass
that see the changing season pass
farewell, sweet Earth, and northern sky
forever blessed, but here we die.

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