Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

Re-volt · Aug 17, 2010 7:13 PM

Malfor : (looks in a mirror) I'm so fat look at that! Hay fatty want some cake!?

(it's Halloween and Sparx is throwing a party)
Sparx: hay spyro were did you get the cool cynder costume?
Spyro: well i stabbed cynder till she stopped moving and screaming chopped her up and made this nifty costume for your party big_smile .
Sparx: What you are telling me that you killed your seconded best for a costume for my party!?
Spyro: yes
Sparx: well sorry to say but the party is canceled...
Spyro: aaaa not again!

The Mad Thatter · Aug 18, 2010 8:35 AM

^Brilliant XD

Spyro: IIIIIIIIIII've got a jack hammer, jack hammer, jack hammer
Sparx: IIIII've got a jack hammer, a jack hammer, a jack hammer too.
Spyro: We hit the sheep hard on the head.
Sparx: Then we turned to Cynder instead.
Spyro: Her head is smashed in and her eyeballs aren't there.
Sparx: No longer we are stuck with her sneering stare
Spyro: Then we turned to Volteer and his expression was bleak,
Sparx: So we aimed for his mouth and now he can't speak.
Spyro: Cyril was tricky but we still got through,
Sparx: Now his scales are more red than they are blue.
Spyro: Terrador was hard, so we hit him hard,
Sparx: His frame was so massive, less mucsle, more lard.
Spyro He has holes in his body and all over his face,
Sparx: Leaking red blood from each mangled place.
Spyro: Then we turned to Iggy, and we must say that
Sparx: All we did was tap him lightly on the back.
Spyro: He crumpled in a pile of ash and bone,
Sparx: And then we flew down to Malefor's home.
Spyro: He turned round, his eyes bright with hate,
Sparx: And then we realise that we've made a mistake.
Spyro: In one hand he held an axe for a tree,
Sparx: In the other he clasped a...pickaxe for me.
Spyro: WOOSH came the downward swing of the axes,
Sparx: We tried to escape, but to late, he catched us.
Spyro: So with an axe in my head and a pickaxe in yours,
Sparx: We drifted to Hell to be tortured forever more.

s'pyromane · Aug 18, 2010 2:09 PM

(Haha , you just wrote a whole song ! I've not been in here for a long time , except in the RP section. Let's do this , parodying Spyro is an habit with me !)

Random_inhabitant_of_Spyro2-3 : Spyro , can you...?
Spyro : NO.
Random_inhabitant_of_Spyro2-3 : T_T
____

Moneybags : You can pass , it's free , as I told you already.
Spyro : No , I insist , I'll pay you anyways.
Moneybags : But...
Spyro : Sssh , here comes the 200 gems , you deserved them. It's a present , you can't refuse a present.
Moneybags : You're evil Spyro ! Well , I prefer to die instead.
Spyro : As you wish.
...Later...
Cynder : What are you doing Spyro ?
Spyro : I'm eating the body of moneybags , he was way too generous to be ever trusted , it couldn't be real , surely an usurpator.
Cynder : But look at the title of the topic...
Spyro : ...Oh crap. Well , I could never bear bears anyways , especially this one , so...
Cynder : I never said that it was a bad thing , personnaly.
_____

They've just beaten the Dark Master , so Spyro and Cynder must celebrate their victory...
Spyro : I feel like if something's missing to make this moment...Unforgetable.
Cynder : I've brought the beer !
Spyro : AAAAH , NOW it's an unforgetable moment.
_____

Now , short sentence they'll NEVER say.

Spyro : I'm too good for you , Cynder , so just shut your mouth and leave me alone.
Cynder : In fact , I'm lesbian , but being the only female in existence...Poor me... T_T
Ignitus : Pwned , n44bs. lulz !
Volteer : ...Nothing.
Cyril : I've got buttons all over the face , it's funny !
Terrador : I'm fed up with violence today , wanna trade me some Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead of fighting ?
Giant golem : ...Something.
Malefor : No , don't strike me , I'm gentle now ! Want a cup of tea to reconciliate ourselves , Spyro ?
Sparx : What a stupid couple...

JazzJackrabbit · Aug 18, 2010 11:21 PM

Look up "worst line in anime ever" on Youtube. Then watch the first two results.

The Mad Thatter · Aug 19, 2010 9:59 AM

Clock-la · Aug 19, 2010 10:39 AM

Cynder is doing hanky panky with sparks and spyro walks in.

Spyro: im 12 year old, and what is this?

Apoc · Aug 19, 2010 10:54 PM

I'm Isaac Clarke b***h!

Clock-la · Aug 20, 2010 9:51 AM

Ember: Hi sparks wanna make out?
Sparks: shure.
Iggy: CAN I JOIN IN!!!!!!
Spyro: only If I can
Cynder: Room for one more?
Gaul: i think theres room for 2 more
Cyril: nope make that 3
Malefor: i think you need to add an exstra one to your calculations bub
Ember ok...i dont mine exsperimenting...you ok with it sparks?
-3 minets Later-
Terrador: Hi everyone
Cynder: TERRIDORS COMMING RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nintendofreak · Aug 20, 2010 3:51 PM

spyro: Lets get married ember.
ember: <_< no I hate you.

The Mad Thatter · Aug 20, 2010 6:36 PM

Clock-la · Aug 21, 2010 9:31 AM

AnB when spyro first meats iggy

Ignitus: ohh my looks like a strong young dragon found his way into my cave
Spyro: oh hello, you seem like a nice old man lets follow him into the dark temple far away from any life forms that can help us if we somhow get in troble.

The Mad Thatter · Aug 23, 2010 7:32 AM

^Lol XD

Ignitus: I JUST ATE A BURGER!
Spyro: WOAH! MAN! GET THE CHAINSAW!
Ignitus: Wha-why?
Spyro: You ate the last burger in da house, man, and I wanted it.
Ignitus: Yo-you could just buy another!
Spyro: Why would I buy one when I could easily get one free? All I have to do is cut your stomach open.
Ignitus: But you'll kill me!
Spyro: Consider it at bonus.
Ignitus: O-E
Spryo: Don't look me like that, you're an old man, you'll die anyway.

Clock-la · Aug 23, 2010 9:05 AM

((Hey thats basicly what happend on AnB XD ))

DotD Cyder: Hi spyro
Spyro: KILL IT!!!

Swaffy · Aug 25, 2010 12:12 AM

Clock-la · Aug 26, 2010 11:39 AM

Cynder: spyro the whole worl is under thret again!
Spyro: FFS LOOK I HASVE SAVED US ALL LIKE 10 times now MABY EVAN MORE EVERY SINGLE TIME I JUST WANT MY VACATION SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET THE F*** OUT OF MY SIGHT AND DO IT YOUR SELF!!!

The Mad Thatter · Aug 27, 2010 10:52 AM

Clock-la · Aug 27, 2010 9:39 PM

Gaul: NOW OUR MASTER RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spyro: NO GAUL YOU MUST STOP THIS!!!!

Malefor:I AM BACK I AM THE GRATEST EVIL IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cynder: Spyro seen as we are going to die will tell you thins now...im pregenent...
Gaul: S***
Malefor: not evan im THAT evil im out of here!!!
Gaul: a baby created for the fans URGH I QUIT THIS JOB OH JHEEZ I FEEL GRUBBY JUST THINKING ABOUT THE LITTLE BRAT!!!
Spyro: teen prgnancy gets rid of all of lifes worries kids so be smart DON'T you that condom.

Hyper · Sep 07, 2010 7:07 PM

Cynder: ama ama ama ama ama ama AMMA WANT UR JELLY
Malefor: 0mg n3v3r n00b!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!
Sparx: -insert something intellegent here-
Spyro: DOHOH!
Terrador: ima barbie girl
Ignitus: I'm an ice type!
Cyril: 889

And the most unlikely...

Volteer: ... -nothing-

Latias fan · Sep 07, 2010 10:14 PM

Spyro:*points gun at head*PERSONA!!!!!!!*gunshot*

Cynder:Hey Spyro i got the Evoker you need ohhhhhhh

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