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#1 Aug 17, 2010 5:24 PM
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Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
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#2 Aug 17, 2010 7:13 PM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
Malfor : (looks in a mirror) I'm so fat look at that! Hay fatty want some cake!?
(it's Halloween and Sparx is throwing a party)
Sparx: hay spyro were did you get the cool cynder costume?
Spyro: well i stabbed cynder till she stopped moving and screaming chopped her up and made this nifty costume for your party .
Sparx: What you are telling me that you killed your seconded best for a costume for my party!?
Spyro: yes
Sparx: well sorry to say but the party is canceled...
Spyro: aaaa not again!
?????
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#3 Aug 18, 2010 8:35 AM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
^Brilliant XD
Spyro: IIIIIIIIIII've got a jack hammer, jack hammer, jack hammer
Sparx: IIIII've got a jack hammer, a jack hammer, a jack hammer too.
Spyro: We hit the sheep hard on the head.
Sparx: Then we turned to Cynder instead.
Spyro: Her head is smashed in and her eyeballs aren't there.
Sparx: No longer we are stuck with her sneering stare
Spyro: Then we turned to Volteer and his expression was bleak,
Sparx: So we aimed for his mouth and now he can't speak.
Spyro: Cyril was tricky but we still got through,
Sparx: Now his scales are more red than they are blue.
Spyro: Terrador was hard, so we hit him hard,
Sparx: His frame was so massive, less mucsle, more lard.
Spyro He has holes in his body and all over his face,
Sparx: Leaking red blood from each mangled place.
Spyro: Then we turned to Iggy, and we must say that
Sparx: All we did was tap him lightly on the back.
Spyro: He crumpled in a pile of ash and bone,
Sparx: And then we flew down to Malefor's home.
Spyro: He turned round, his eyes bright with hate,
Sparx: And then we realise that we've made a mistake.
Spyro: In one hand he held an axe for a tree,
Sparx: In the other he clasped a...pickaxe for me.
Spyro: WOOSH came the downward swing of the axes,
Sparx: We tried to escape, but to late, he catched us.
Spyro: So with an axe in my head and a pickaxe in yours,
Sparx: We drifted to Hell to be tortured forever more.
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#4 Aug 18, 2010 2:09 PM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
(Haha , you just wrote a whole song ! I've not been in here for a long time , except in the RP section. Let's do this , parodying Spyro is an habit with me !)
Random_inhabitant_of_Spyro2-3 : Spyro , can you...?
Spyro : NO.
Random_inhabitant_of_Spyro2-3 : T_T
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Moneybags : You can pass , it's free , as I told you already.
Spyro : No , I insist , I'll pay you anyways.
Moneybags : But...
Spyro : Sssh , here comes the 200 gems , you deserved them. It's a present , you can't refuse a present.
Moneybags : You're evil Spyro ! Well , I prefer to die instead.
Spyro : As you wish.
...Later...
Cynder : What are you doing Spyro ?
Spyro : I'm eating the body of moneybags , he was way too generous to be ever trusted , it couldn't be real , surely an usurpator.
Cynder : But look at the title of the topic...
Spyro : ...Oh crap. Well , I could never bear bears anyways , especially this one , so...
Cynder : I never said that it was a bad thing , personnaly.
_____
They've just beaten the Dark Master , so Spyro and Cynder must celebrate their victory...
Spyro : I feel like if something's missing to make this moment...Unforgetable.
Cynder : I've brought the beer !
Spyro : AAAAH , NOW it's an unforgetable moment.
_____
Now , short sentence they'll NEVER say.
Spyro : I'm too good for you , Cynder , so just shut your mouth and leave me alone.
Cynder : In fact , I'm lesbian , but being the only female in existence...Poor me... T_T
Ignitus : Pwned , n44bs. lulz !
Volteer : ...Nothing.
Cyril : I've got buttons all over the face , it's funny !
Terrador : I'm fed up with violence today , wanna trade me some Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead of fighting ?
Giant golem : ...Something.
Malefor : No , don't strike me , I'm gentle now ! Want a cup of tea to reconciliate ourselves , Spyro ?
Sparx : What a stupid couple...
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#5 Aug 18, 2010 11:21 PM
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Look up "worst line in anime ever" on Youtube. Then watch the first two results.
Yo, Spyro
I'm really happy for you, but Jazz Jackrabbit is one of the best platformers of all time.
OF ALL TIME!
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#6 Aug 19, 2010 9:59 AM
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#7 Aug 19, 2010 10:39 AM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
Cynder is doing hanky panky with sparks and spyro walks in.
Spyro: im 12 year old, and what is this?
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#8 Aug 19, 2010 10:54 PM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
I'm Isaac Clarke b***h!
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#9 Aug 20, 2010 9:51 AM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
Ember: Hi sparks wanna make out?
Sparks: shure.
Iggy: CAN I JOIN IN!!!!!!
Spyro: only If I can
Cynder: Room for one more?
Gaul: i think theres room for 2 more
Cyril: nope make that 3
Malefor: i think you need to add an exstra one to your calculations bub
Ember ok...i dont mine exsperimenting...you ok with it sparks?
-3 minets Later-
Terrador: Hi everyone
Cynder: TERRIDORS COMMING RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#10 Aug 20, 2010 3:51 PM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
spyro: Lets get married ember.
ember: <_< no I hate you.
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#11 Aug 20, 2010 6:36 PM
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#12 Aug 21, 2010 9:31 AM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
AnB when spyro first meats iggy
Ignitus: ohh my looks like a strong young dragon found his way into my cave
Spyro: oh hello, you seem like a nice old man lets follow him into the dark temple far away from any life forms that can help us if we somhow get in troble.
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#13 Aug 23, 2010 7:32 AM
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^Lol XD
Ignitus: I JUST ATE A BURGER!
Spyro: WOAH! MAN! GET THE CHAINSAW!
Ignitus: Wha-why?
Spyro: You ate the last burger in da house, man, and I wanted it.
Ignitus: Yo-you could just buy another!
Spyro: Why would I buy one when I could easily get one free? All I have to do is cut your stomach open.
Ignitus: But you'll kill me!
Spyro: Consider it at bonus.
Ignitus: O-E
Spryo: Don't look me like that, you're an old man, you'll die anyway.
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#14 Aug 23, 2010 9:05 AM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
((Hey thats basicly what happend on AnB XD ))
DotD Cyder: Hi spyro
Spyro: KILL IT!!!
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#15 Aug 25, 2010 12:12 AM
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#16 Aug 26, 2010 11:39 AM
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Cynder: spyro the whole worl is under thret again!
Spyro: FFS LOOK I HASVE SAVED US ALL LIKE 10 times now MABY EVAN MORE EVERY SINGLE TIME I JUST WANT MY VACATION SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET THE F*** OUT OF MY SIGHT AND DO IT YOUR SELF!!!
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#17 Aug 27, 2010 10:52 AM
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#18 Aug 27, 2010 9:39 PM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
Gaul: NOW OUR MASTER RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spyro: NO GAUL YOU MUST STOP THIS!!!!
Malefor:I AM BACK I AM THE GRATEST EVIL IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cynder: Spyro seen as we are going to die will tell you thins now...im pregenent...
Gaul: S***
Malefor: not evan im THAT evil im out of here!!!
Gaul: a baby created for the fans URGH I QUIT THIS JOB OH JHEEZ I FEEL GRUBBY JUST THINKING ABOUT THE LITTLE BRAT!!!
Spyro: teen prgnancy gets rid of all of lifes worries kids so be smart DON'T you that condom.
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#19 Sep 07, 2010 7:07 PM
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Cynder: ama ama ama ama ama ama AMMA WANT UR JELLY
Malefor: 0mg n3v3r n00b!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!
Sparx: -insert something intellegent here-
Spyro: DOHOH!
Terrador: ima barbie girl
Ignitus: I'm an ice type!
Cyril: 889
And the most unlikely...
Volteer: ... -nothing-
b
GO AWAY
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#20 Sep 07, 2010 10:14 PM
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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!
Spyro:*points gun at head*PERSONA!!!!!!!*gunshot*
Cynder:Hey Spyro i got the Evoker you need ohhhhhhh
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