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#51 Dec 05, 2010 6:51 AM
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#52 Dec 05, 2010 5:17 PM
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Re: the laughing dragon! (great jokes on one great forum!)
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
How do you describe a rich elf?
Welfy
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!
If there were 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be?
The twelf
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
What do elves sing to Santa?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
What do Elves use to go from floor to floor?
An Elfevator
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
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#53 Dec 07, 2010 9:59 PM
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LMAO!!!!haha, my pop is bigger than yours! sounds like a friday after next to me, i saw the movie and i ws laughing crazy!
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#54 Dec 07, 2010 10:52 PM
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In Soviet Russia, Christmas decorations display YOU!!
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#55 Dec 08, 2010 8:45 PM
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#56 Dec 17, 2010 10:09 PM
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um, wow! i never knew someone drew something for me, this is great, but today i may not come back for a while this week. see ya!
winner is chosen on the 25th, may the best prevail!
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#57 Dec 17, 2010 10:29 PM
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#58 Dec 18, 2010 2:04 AM
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#59 Dec 18, 2010 1:26 PM
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#60 Dec 18, 2010 2:32 PM
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Nope
spyrorocks know what christmas is about. and to keep that messige alive spyro fourm is closed telling us to spend time with our familys.
very respecterbal I think.
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#61 Dec 18, 2010 6:38 PM
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nooo waaay! seriously! well i guess i should choose a winner right now, which my judges have'nt decided. okay the moderators will take over as judges and decide so i could do what ever i need to do. i will reward as soon i get the decision PM'd to me.
remember what prize is at stake here guys, i didnt make this post for nuthin'!
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#62 Dec 18, 2010 6:59 PM
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In Soviet Russia, Snow shovels YOU!!
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#63 Dec 18, 2010 7:57 PM
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ohhhh, now i get it! LMAO, where did u thought these jokes up? two of my judges are laughing their butts off. 
XD
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#64 Dec 19, 2010 11:53 AM
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#65 Dec 19, 2010 2:40 PM
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#66 Dec 19, 2010 2:49 PM
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mah anyway heres the
BEST
JOKE
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call postman pat when he retires?
PAT!!!!!
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#67 Dec 30, 2010 10:30 PM
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