#1 Oct 30, 2010 9:30 PM

malik_the_dragon

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i think we need something a little better than those knock knock jokes you get tired of hearing, so its time for some gut busting laughter and we want the best jokes you got to share and hey! i may reward you with 200 gems, yeah thats right! 200 gems for the best joke in this post and i suggest you get ready and have some humility okay. so come on and give me your best joke! or shot :dead hobo:....never mind that hes okay

i am here from 4:00 to 6:00pm o if i didn't see it then i never heard it.
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edit: contest saturday for 600 gems. the theme is "dear thanksgiving...."
                   
                    good luck! CX

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In Soviet Russia, sheep burn YOU.

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Yo, Spyro
I'm really happy for you, but Jazz Jackrabbit is one of the best platformers of all time.

OF ALL TIME!

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malik_the_dragon

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okay, we have a contest coming in about two week and its about "ghetto thoughts" so if you know ome funny slang like lil jon saying yeah in that movie with the *bleep*in cat then spill it here and maybe those "yo mamma" joke from meet the spartans or what ever, jut make ome joke that some can finally it their pantz (sorry the s key iz mezing up) and its halloween so can some one post some halloween jokez pleaze, thankz!

oh and geuss wht, i just found a site for some funny jokez itz called "funny or die . com" try it you will fall over seeing humans humiliating their zelvez ha-ha-ha! its so dmn funny to see this message on the top screen and thi for only thoe tht can handle the hardcore funninesz and i blown myelf over the video about thi guy runing fo omething in fact im watching it right now..LMAO!!*falls out of chair*

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I love that video.  Pure Genius.

Hide your kids.  Hide your wife...    LOL

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omg!!! lol dude that is funny!

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*ghetto-like* word!

anybody heard this ringtone where eminem says he is stuck in a phone and he says "ring-Ring"? i have it on my cousins phone and it was funny.

okay here is a treat for ya *chuckle* fill in this line:

"im so p'oed that i wanna...."

have fun!

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A big fat walrus walks into a bar
"Nick Griffin get out!"

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okay this isnt going anywhere^<^ any one ever thoudht about some kind of a funny moment yet? because im losing interest. can any body at least post pictures and videos within the site or maybe post it in your signature cause im really need to laugh.

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theres a hotel a guy goes up to the counter to check in a lady comes behind him waiting in line,so when the guy finishs checking in he slips and his elbow landed on the ladys **** the guy goes o i'm so sorry plz if your heart is as soft as your **** will you forgive me? the lady then goes well is your ***** is as hard as your elbow meet me at room 502.

/ end joke

wow that have been alot better without the censors.

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awesome joke latiasfan! and hey nice videos clock-la i never thought that too be real from fox, right now im watching my cousin play assassins creed two and we're almost finish then we're gonna play brotherhood next! any one notice how hunter loks like ezio a bit or even acts like him? so cool yet not very similiar...

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there nothing alike XD

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Heheh. Funny videos. I like Family Guy.

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a note for thanksgiving:

"dear t.g,

i know you're *bleep*in' about how we forget to put out decorations for you or celeberate your day when christmas is weeks away but you know what? just shut the *bleep* up and be thankful. at least you're not having a gdmn apple up your *bleep!* sowhy whine about that?! and what's up with you cryin' over us not celeberating, its not like you can give presents to us! like you are the only fat guy on the calender. in fact, you're just a *bleep* turkey!! spyro could roast you in a sec for being a *bleep*! so do me a favor and stop whining, i can't open up my present with you acting like that XC. now how about that xbox 8o?!"

well thanksgiving, looks like you're just too boring now that christmas is killing you. good luck with the millions of those who celeberate sticking 101 things up your a**!! :X

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