Over 100 Ways to Annoy Malefor

Clock-la · Feb 23, 2010 7:05 PM

tell him the truth that EL f*** him up.

Nightfall · Feb 23, 2010 8:10 PM

^ XD

Take him to see Santa at xmas.

'Surprise' him by getting him a VIP ticket to a Lady Gaga concert.

cynderfan · Feb 24, 2010 6:13 AM

Give him a Spyro plush
Take him to see twilight

nintendofreak · Feb 24, 2010 2:04 PM

Turn him into a girl.
Send a bunch of kiddy cartoon characters like dora the explorer teletubbies etc to his house on his birthday.

Clock-la · Feb 24, 2010 6:45 PM

Make him listend to DOTD cynder for 15 seconds XD

Nightfall · Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM

At xmas, hang ball-balls on his horns.

Say, "The villain in my fanfic is scarier than you. And harder to beat."

Apoc · Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM

Set fire to his underwear

Nightfall · Apr 26, 2010 8:50 PM

Take him to Disneyland for his birthday.

Laugh at everything he says.

Constantly point out how much more pink than purple he looks.

Every time he speaks, say, "What?! I can't hear you!"

In your fanfic, made sure he dies in the most gruesome, horrible way possible.

Arrange him a blind date with Ember.

Put him on a diet.

Tell him you love him.

Apoc · Apr 26, 2010 9:16 PM

Introduce him to Varg Vikerness and tell Varg it's the ghost of Euronymous

Erza · Apr 27, 2010 6:26 AM

Apoc · Apr 27, 2010 2:48 PM

Steal all his God Is An Astronaut albums

ember_da_dragon · Apr 30, 2010 10:46 AM

Eat all his cookies

Erza · Apr 30, 2010 11:08 AM

ember_da_dragon · Apr 30, 2010 11:23 AM

Tape Spyro beating him and replay it over... and over.... and over....

Erza · Apr 30, 2010 11:42 AM

Nightfall · Apr 30, 2010 4:39 PM

Play your music as loud as it'll go at 3 in the morning.

Whenever he comes near you, just walk away before he has chance to say anything.

When he speaks, just stare blankly at him.

Offer to clip his toenails.

Propose to him (girls only, but might be more interesting if it's a guy...)

Invite him to the cinema and tell him you're going to see a horror film... when in fact it's Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Put him up for sale on eBay.

Steal all his lottery tickets.

Put red-hot chillies on his burger.

Raid his underwear drawer.

Pour water in his bed while he's sleeping. Sit back and watch his reaction the next morning.

Buy him a Bible.

'Accidentally' lock him out of the house and suggest he climbs through the window.

Tell him how much you love/hate him. Feel free to exaggerate.

Emo · Apr 30, 2010 5:56 PM

Let's see...

Tell him ", Ya know, you remind me of barney because you're purple! 8D ", when ever he tries to bring up a different conversation.

Buy him a Hannah Montana CD for his birthday.

Make him watch the High School Musical trilogy

Play the scene from DotD we he's taken back to Convexity over and over again.

Apoc · Apr 30, 2010 6:17 PM

Kick him in the unmentionables.

Nightfall · Apr 30, 2010 7:38 PM

Apoc · Apr 30, 2010 7:49 PM

Send him adult pics

Nightfall · Apr 30, 2010 8:09 PM

Steal his iPod and put all of your music on it.

ALWAYS play a Spyro game when he's around. Nothing else.

Apoc · Apr 30, 2010 8:47 PM

Play Burzum

Spyro22 · Apr 30, 2010 10:26 PM

Kidnap him. Tie him to something ( facing upward ) and put a water hose over him that drips once every 1 and a half seconds onto his face. Also place knives, daggers, swords, needles, spears, and anything else sharp very close to him so if he try's to move he will be poked. Keep him in this position for 1 week. smile

The Mad Thatter · May 03, 2010 1:51 PM

Blindfold him and make him snog Gaul.

Tie him to the floor and get Spyro to laugh at him like Nelson.

Superglue earphones in his ears which only play the sound of a baby crying.

Spike his drink.

Write him love letters.

Run up to him and ask if he can sign your toenail.

Throw coffee in his face.

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