Spyro Universe Embarassment Hour

s'pyromane · Jan 26, 2010 6:05 PM

And I'm still the co-host of the show , but it's NF turn for now.
Show me ya dares everyone !
One little dare ? Ok , Let's go for it.

Make Spyro buy a cool car (you choose which car it will be , it don't have to be a "cool" car of course , it's a dragon, and not a random one...) and make him try it with Cynder , Sparx and Hunter (you can add Moneybags or any other caracter if you wish , let's keep some freedom for this dare , shall we).
With these guys in a car , just about everything may happen !

iSO · Jan 29, 2010 6:22 AM

Is there any chance you can bring back the previous scripts, so all of us can see what we missed, and what was used? It would be a nice laugh for all of us. x3

nintendofreak · Jan 29, 2010 5:00 PM

s'pyromane · Jan 29, 2010 9:08 PM

Hey , I was about to ask this at NF with PMs... Whatever , it's a good idea.
Any dare , anyone ?

nintendofreak · Jan 30, 2010 12:45 PM

Clock-la · Jan 30, 2010 6:38 PM

What if cynder fell of a cliff because of spyro..lets say it was an..."acident" if you get me XD

nintendofreak · Jan 31, 2010 4:46 PM

nintendofreak · Feb 03, 2010 2:02 PM

the dark dragoness queen · Feb 08, 2010 8:37 PM

introduce them to the brown note.

Clock-la · Feb 08, 2010 9:15 PM

Spyro to send Elora to the end of the universe ((As in when time ends for this univers not the edge end XD))

s'pyromane · Feb 08, 2010 9:17 PM

...The brown note ?
...Can someone explain to me what it is ? For me it means nothing...
Edit : You mean a black hole , Clock-la ?

Clock-la · Feb 08, 2010 9:32 PM

((Mah that will do XD))

nintendofreak · Feb 09, 2010 2:36 PM

the brown note...... ugh I hope my searches for that were incorrect if they are correct i'd change that dare dark dragoness queen.

the dark dragoness queen · Feb 10, 2010 5:48 PM

found out whut? ask apoc for details

nintendofreak · Feb 10, 2010 6:12 PM

I already know what it means but I just don't like that idea being done here so could ya change it to something else and does apoc even come on here anymore?

s'pyromane · Feb 10, 2010 8:24 PM

Emmm...I won't even do search for this then...
And it seems that Apoc left the forum , yes.
What reason ? Who knows ? I didn't see him for a long time.

Another dare please , besides of this one who have to be edited , and I can start.
I warn you , I'll begin to write again my French parody about the first Spyro , and given the fact that I've joined two RP...
Expect some delay maybe for the beginning of the show. But don't worry , holidays are close for me , only two days to do and I'll be fine.

nintendofreak · Feb 10, 2010 8:36 PM

Dare hmmm well have spyro and cynder babysit a dozen baby dragons for a day.

s'pyromane · Feb 10, 2010 8:57 PM

Not bad ! Edit your dare DDQ , or do another one , and I'll start.
Of course somebody else can let a dare if he wishes.

nintendofreak · Feb 22, 2010 10:42 PM

:NF:Hmmm the dare studio sure has been quiet lately *opens door to find cobwebs all over the place* <_< Janitor!
:Janitor: yeah
:NF: Get rid of these cobwebs before i i .... achoo!
*dust and cobwebs fly all over the place*
:NF: >_< Just get to cleaning while i go and track down everyone!
:Janitor: -_- *starts cleaning*
*A few days later*
:NF: ...
spyro ...
cynder Why are we here?
:NF: I was bored so Cynder and Ember go fight the elemental dragon.
spyro This ought to be interesting.
cynder *grins* this'll be easy. *gets in fighting stance*
ember .....
cynder lets attack now ember!
ember *runs away*
cynder Get your sorry pink self back here you coward!
ember Nuuuu *keeps running*
cynder ... Fine i'll take it out myself. *charges at the elemental dragon and uses fear attack* no problem *starts charging poison breath*
:elemental dragon: *roars and rams into cynder sending her flying into a thorn bush*
cynder Yowch! *crawls out of the bush covered in thorns* ...why didn't that work and why does it look like my adult self? *starts pulling out the thorns each resulting in screams of pain* *lets just assume that cynders elements don't work on the elemental dragon*
:elementaldragon: *shoots a blast of electricity towards cynder*
:ycynder: *jumps out of the way then uses shadow to sneak up then attacks with shadow breath* Yes! .... the heck why arn't my elements working?
*both cynder and the elemental dragon start attacking each other with lots of claw strike tail whips etc for several minutes*
cynder *breathing heavily* darn it this dragon is tough without my breaths!
:elementaldragon: *smiles then prepares to launch an attack*
cynder *braces herself for the attack* .....
ember *walks up to cynder from who knows where* Awww is that all the strength you got ember?
cynder I'd like to see you do better!
ember *walks up to the elemental dragon taps it then watches it fall to the ground defeated* Ha how'd ya like that!
cynder The heck! o_O
ember Who sucks now!
cynder >_<
ember *grins then looks at spyro*
spyro o_O uh oh.
ember oh spy...
spyro NO! *attempts to run away*
ember *grabs spyro by the tail and drags him away*
:Spyro: AHHH somebody save me!
:NF: Sure we'll save you once the next show starts ^_^.
spyro You suck NF!
:NF: *yawns* what else is new tongue

s'pyromane · Feb 25, 2010 8:41 PM

Well , I'd like some people to read this work and to comment , because if you're not interested at all , I can continue by PM with NF only , and we won't have to waste our time in posting this here.
One of my favourite forums died because it lacks puplic to watch it and to comment the work so yeah , I'm beggining to really think again about the word "motivation".
I won't write until I get my last dare , indeed. If nobody's watching , why writing ?

s'pyromane · Apr 24, 2010 9:33 PM

Ummm...Forget what I've said , it's too sad to let a topic like this one die like that. Let's do this !

s'pyromane : Hehooo , Everybody ! I'm back !
spyro Heeeeeeeeeelp !
s'pyromane : Urgh , Ember still got you ?
spyro Read what NF said , help me now !
s'pyromane : Okay , let's call Hyrule's rugby club. Gagagaganondorf !
*Four Ganondorf arrives , going forward at a great speed , elbows foward.*
ember They are ugly...unlike my cute little Spyroku ! :wub:
spyro >_<
*she destroy them all as easily as she did for the elementary dragon*
Gagagaganondorf : UUUUEARGH !
s'pyromane : Well , I think I can only still do one thing : send a pony.
spyro What the f...That's another joke I guess. >_<
s'pyromane : *take his doctor coat* docteur_snake , at your service.
spyro ...Oh my...We're all doomed.
:ignitus: That's my replique !
spyro Uh , sorry.
ember This guy annoys you my Spyroku ?
s'pyro...docteur_snake : Just give me Spyro back and nothing will happen to you. I hope...
ember You'll NEVER get MY Spyroku !
doc' : Okay. Pony number 666 ?
*A pony with a tablespoon arrives*
spyro AAAAAAH ! RUN AWAY !
ember Oh , a cute pony ! Great ! :wub:
*The "cute pony" attack her with the tablespoon and...blood is everywhere , I can no longer discribe.*
doc' : Duh , I'll use Trauma Center to cure her , if I need her...*tries and loose nine times* Argh , this game's too hard !
Super guide from New Super Mario Bros. : It's me Luigi ! *win with a perfect and save Ember*
doc' : o_O Okay , I can let my coat at someone else...*loose his coat and become s'pyromane once again*
Let's start the "maybe last but not least" show !

Request number 1 : Dark Hole.

s'pyromane : Hey ! Everybody ! You all had to go on a space travel , and thanks to the Professor and Neo Cortex , it'll be a piece of cake to build this.
cortex and That's already done since a long time , but...Whatever.
*they all go inside the space ship*
spyro That's cool !
sparx But knowing s'pyromane , there will be a trap or something...
ember A space travel with my Spyroku ! Great ! :wub:
spyro >_<
:elora: But Spyro ! Ripto is back , and...
spyro (she's so boring...Oh , an idea) Let's take some oxygen girls...from the space ! *open the door and throw Ember and Elora outside* Ummm , that's better. Wait , I forgot to throw someone...*throw Volteer as well* AH ! Better !
sparx O_O What the heck are you doing Spyro ?!?
spyro The ship couldn't carry too much peole , so I threw the more annoying ones...Into a black hole so they won't revenge themselves ! Hehe !
sparx Good initiative. Let's do like if nothing happened...
cynder Spyro , I'm so happy that you've thrown Ember in the hole ! I knew you prefer me to her.
spyro Of course ! I remember now who I had to throw next !
cynder O_O HEEEELP !
s'pyromane : next dare , or they will all end into a dark hole...
*depressurisation of the ship*
s'pyromane : Huh...HURRY !

Request number 2 : Baby sitting
s'pyromane : Everything's in the title !
spyro Does that mean...Oh nooo !
*twelve baby dragons were already messing up the whole place*
cynder Wooooh ! Stop ! *no reaction* Well...I said...STOOOOOOOOOOP ! *uses fear*
spyro Oh my...*faints*
s'pyromane : heart attack...Luigi ? Super Guide ? No response. Gaaaaah...*Call Ocelot Gnorc*
Ocelot gnorc : If you resist , I won't kill her , if you don't , ...
s'pyromane : Skip this part...And torture !
Ocelot gnorc : That's not fun. *bzzzzzzzzt electrocutate Spyro and reanimate him*
spyro Aaaaaah , Great tickles ! ...Where I am ?
*but all babies were in the same state as Spyro was...*
s'pyromane : Wow Cynder , you really should have screamed like that to beat the elementary dragon , you almost killed 13 dragons here...
cynder ...quiet...I get too angry I guess...
s'pyromane : Well...*Uses electrified floor*...Ah , it worked ! You can dispose Ocelot gnorc.
Ocelot gnorc : I have a Snake gnorc to torture , so that's fine. See ya.
spyro Hey ! They're peeding all around ! Help ! They're crying like Hell !
cynder You should have bring the notice s'pyromane...
s'pyromane : Well , I guess that's it for the show. Black out !

nintendofreak · Apr 26, 2010 6:51 PM

NF: ...... well when spyro's done babysitting he'll be in for a surprise *gets ember out of the black hole somehow.....*
ember .....
NF: Well when spyro gets back *gets choked*
ember *grabs me* Hey we didn't get to finish our date.
NF: can....t ...b...rea..th ....o_O wait ...date ... uh oh forgot about vulcans dare.... *breaks free then runs away*
ember Get back here *chases after me*
NF: I thought you only liked spyro >_<.
ember Well he's not here so....
NF: *keeps running while not paying attention trips over a rotten log landing head 1st into a rock falling unconcious*
ember Yay *grabs me and takes off to finish up the date* This'll be be fun *brings along a makeover kit*

VulcanMetalDragon · Nov 07, 2010 9:06 PM

Hmmm...
Hey NF, I dare you to sit through a 5 hour makeover session with Ember being the artist. Have her do whatever she wants. x3

nintendofreak · Nov 07, 2010 10:45 PM

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