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Re: Orphan Movie

dummy@example.com (Aicebo) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:40:39 +0000

Put a spoiler tag on it next time. XD

Re: Orphan Movie

dummy@example.com (EricChristianOlsenFanatic) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:52:51 +0000

You really are funny RedDragonx, I saw the movie yesterday and her secret is she's a 33 year old who has the appearance of a 9 year old. She has some rare disease called Hypopituitarism. She has worked for wealthy pedophiles in the past and goes around trying to get adopted so she can be with the father, when the father doesn't want to be with her, she kills the whole family and burns their house down. She's also an Estonian mental patient who wears the ribbons around her neck and wrists due to a struggle in a straight jacket. She wears make-up to hide her old age and she wears fake child's teeth to hide her real adult teeth, which are hideous and rotten.

So there's her secret, I know freaky right?!

Re: Orphan Movie

dummy@example.com (John Man 1234) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:46:11 +0000

Sweet man real sweet!

Re: Orphan Movie

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:43:03 +0000

I try I really do

Re: Orphan Movie

dummy@example.com (Aicebo) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:31:50 +0000

^I love you.
Lmao.
XD

Re: Orphan Movie

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:24:28 +0000

Maybe she is convinced that Aliens are invading the world and that she has to kill the lovely couple in order to keep them from being Anally probed before they blow up the Empire State Building. Then Darth Vader is gonna show up and fight Jason before telling the little girl that he is indeed her father and decapitating her with his lightsaber. Then Freddy will show up and do nasty things.

Orphan Movie

dummy@example.com (EricChristianOlsenFanatic) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:08:38 +0000

Ok, has anyone else heard about the new horror movie coming out called Orphan? I have seen the trailer and TV spots at least 10 times and let me tell you if you are interested in seeing it, you should because for some reason the script has leaked the internet and I read it and it's freaking hilarious trust me!

So anyway if you wanna know what the creepy little girl's secret is as advertised in the trailers I'll tell you if you wanna know.